I know I haven't updated this in a while. But I finally found the motivation to continue.

Since, like, I left before the RP could finish and before Japan's part so... half this chapter is made up as I go along. I don't own Hetalia, and neither do the awesome people who RPed this.


Alfred, Sey, and Tino were wandering through the white hallways.

"Shouldn't we go back for Matthew?" Tino asked.

"We don't need Mattie. We have a hero, remember? :I"

They suddenly entered a huge white ballroom with a floor made of ice.

"Whoa..." all three of the teenagers said.

Sey took a step forward and immediately cracks started appearing everywhere.

"Sey," Alfred said bluntly, "Why you so fat? :I"

Sey looked like she could slap him. "Dude, you weigh more than me!"

"Do not! Watch!" Alfred walked out to the middle of the ballroom. "See?" Then the ice-floor started cracking and collapsing. "Dammit."

"Alfred!" Tino and Sey yelled just as the floor crumbled beneath them.

Why were floors so unstable nowadays?

"DAMMIT MCDONALD'S!" Alfred yelled as they landed into the throne room where Gilbert and Matthew was.

Sey sat up in the middle of the pile of ice and glared at Alfred. "Al, that was all your fault."

Gilbert blinked and stared blankly at them. "Das Fick?" He looked at Matthew and pointed at them. "Who are they?"

Matthew stared look and hard at his brother and his friends. "...I don't know who they are." Matt said honestly.

"Mattie! Stop lying!" Sey scolded.

"Matt, it's us!" Tino said.

"I don't even know who you are. Stop saying my name." Matthew said bluntly.

Alfred walked up to his amnesic brother. "MATT. WE DE-PANTSED FRANCIS AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY WHEN WE WERE NINE. YOU TOTALLY KNOW ME." No reaction. "ARTIE WAS SO PROUD. HE EVEN TOOK US OUT TO ICE CREAM!"

"...Who are you?"

Gilbert shrugged. "NO MATTER!" He snapped his fingers and suddenly 12 killer, not-fluffy wolves appeared out of nowhere. "Oh, Lovelies, dinner~!"

Sey looked at the wolves with wide eyes. Alfred looked ready to make a sword out of random items and kick ass. Tino, however, grabbed them both and ran.

"WHAT THE HELL, TINO?" Alfred yelled. "I WAS GOING TO ACTIVATE MY FAT-ASS POWERS AND MAKE A SWORD OUT OF BELLY-BUTTON LINT!"

"Dude," Sey said, "just grab some ice."

"NO! MY LINT HAS SUPER STRENGTH! TINO, LET GO!"

Tino kept running. "No! We can't fight wolves unless a man in a coat gives us weapons for Christmas!"

"Why Christmas?"

"CHRISTMAS MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!"

They managed to escape the castle, run out into the snow, and fall into a pile of snow.

"Couldn't we just kick their asses, Tino?"

"No! I want my presents! :I"

Suddenly, there was a shadow over them. There was a man with a golden lion-skin coat and black hair. He was holding out swords and a bow.

"Hello."

"Not Santa, but I'll take it."

Okay, everything from "Oh, Lovelies, dinner~" is me making it up.

America: ^^" (We're screwed.)

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