Pokémon Gundams IV

"NOW WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!??!??!" screamed Shinimegami. They had been traveling for HOURS. They had come to a large clearing in the path through the woods and, being the lost little Gundam characters like they are, were at each others throats.
"I don't know... Somewhere?" Quatre said, being in charge of the map.
"WOW, QUATRE!!!! YOU'RE VERY, VERY HELPFUL!!!!" Shinimegami shouted.
"We're in the Ruins of Alph." Duo said, looking at a large sign that said 'Ruins of Alph.'
"Great powers of observation, Duo. Did you figure that one out yourself?" Shinimegami said, sarcastically.
"Look, there's a gate house, maybe he can tell us were to go from here." Trowa said. Everyone followed Trowa to the shockingly obvious house. ("why didn't I think of that?" Shinimegami whined.)
"Hiya!" the man at the desk said. Everyone looked at Duo, then at the guy. Shinimegami said, "Oh my God."
"What can I do for you?" The man asked. Shinimegami walked up, giving the boys the leave-this-to-me-or-die look.
"We were wondering if there's anything fun to do in the ruins of Alph." Duo said, ignoring the mean face Shinimegami was giving him.
"Yes, there are a few things to do. One of them being a puzzle." He said. Duo gaped at him.
"A PUZZLE?! How boring is that?!" He yelled. Shinimegami put a hand over his mouth.
"Where is the puzzle?" she asked, interested. (Being the expert at puzzles that she is...)
"It's in that cave." He said, pointing out the window to a large alcove in the rocks that surrounded them. They went outside and went into the cave.
"Cool! Everything is so old!" She said, walking to the back of the cave. She saw the pieces of the puzzle, then looked at the clue. Duo also looked at the clue, but his brain couldn't register the fact that it was important.
"Hey! It rhymes!" He said dumbly. Shinimegami looked at it again and rolled her eyes.
"No, it doesn't, Duo." She said.
"Yes it does."
"No it doesn't."
"Yes it does!"
"No it doesn't!!!"
By the time they were done arguing, Trowa had already finished the puzzle. Shinimegami gave him a dirty look. Heero opened his Pokédex and the now-monotone voice said, "Kabuto..." He stopped it before it could say anything more. (Everyone gets a sweatdrop but Heero.)
"You programmed your Pokédex to be monotone?" Shinimegami said, rolling her eyes. Heero nodded.
"So, it's a Kabuto?" Duo said. Right when that name was uttered, the floor beneath them began to shake. In a few seconds it gave way like thin ice.

"Ow." Shinimegami said when she landed. Everyone else was strewn about the floor, all except for Heero, who landed on his feet.
"Where are we?" Duo asked. Everyone looked at him with disgust on his/her face.
"Jeez! It was a stupid question! I know!" He said. Quatre walked up to one of the walls and looked at something.
"It looks like... some sort of language." Quatre said. When he spoke the words bounced off the walls, creating echoes.
"Whatever. Lets get going." Heero said, being the model soldier that he is. Everyone followed him down the narrow corridors. (There being six people in there at once.)
"Look!" Shinimegami said, after about five minutes of silent walking. Some of the patterns on the walls started to move.
"What're they doing?" Duo asked. Everyone looked at him again with disgust.
"C'mon!!!!!!! It's a stupid question! I know!!!" He yelled. His yell caught the attention of the moving patterns. Quatre took out his Pokédex as they started to move towards them. The computerized voice stated: "Unown" and of course, even the Pokédex voice was annoying Quatre, who shut it off immediately.
As the moving Pokémon were coming ever closer, Shinimegami's Umbreon stepped forward, growling at the letterlike Unown.
"Umbreon, bite!" She yelled. The Moonlight pokémon jumped up at the symbol pokémon and bit it right in the 'eye.' It keeled over and fainted. It returned to the walls.
Wufei looked at Heero.
Heero looked at Trowa.
Trowa looked at Quatre.
Quatre looked at Wufei.
Wufei looked at Duo.
Duo looked at Shinimegami.
Shinimegami looked at Wu-
"What the hell was that?" Duo asked, breaking the looking thing. Shinimegami pulled her Pokédex out and pointed it at a wall, it said, "Unown, the Symbol pokémon. It's flat, thin body is always stuck on walls. It shape appears to have some meaning."
"Well, that's obvious." She said.
"Lets just get out of here." Heero said. They quickly ran to a nearby ladder and climbed up.
"Finally!!!!" Duo yelled. Everyone rolled their eyes. Shinimegami looked around, she saw the cave they walked into first and the gate house.
"Lets leave." She said, walking towards the house. She then noticed that when they got to the gate house, it was locked. On the door was a sign that said, 'We're closed for the night, please visit us in the morning.' Then she noticed that it was dark outside.
"Oops." She said dumbly. She unpacked her sleeping back, everyone following her example.
"Why do we have to sleep outside AGAIN!??!" Duo whined. Everyone gave an exasperated sigh but Duo.
"Only an ONNA would whine about sleeping outside." Wufei sneered. Shinimegami tapped him on the shoulder.
"Um... Wufei? YOU DON'T SEE ME WHINING!!!!!" She screamed. Wufei rolled his eyes.
"You will soon." He said. They changed into their pajamas behind a bush and snuggled into their sleeping bags.
"See, Wufei? No whining. Stupid, hard, hard, ground... dammit..." She said, glaring at the dirt. Wufei snorted, saying "Baka Onna are so predictable..." He then dozed off.


"When's breakfast?" Duo asked, for about the 15 time. It was still early in the morning so he had time to catch up to his record. (1,234,098 times in a row. n_n;;)
"Not now." Shinimegami said, hearing her stomach growl.
"But when?"
"Later."
"How long?"
"I don't know."
"Why not?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Because I don't know where the nearest town is."
"What about the map?" Duo asked, looking longingly at Quatre.
"We're on route 32, and we have the Union Cave to go through before we finally get to Azalea Town." Quatre said, finally getting a hang on the map.
"A cave?" Shinimegami asked, with a smile on her face.
"Shouldn't there be... Bugs? And... Rodents in there?" She said, pointing to Wufei and Quatre as she named their biggest fears.
"Ha! We're gonna have so much fun!" Duo said, bounding ahead. Wufei and Quatre lagged behind.
Suddenly, a big man came out from the shadow of a tree.
"EXCUSE ME, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A SLOWPOKE TAIL?!" he yelled.
"Um... what's a slowpoke tail?" Trowa just had to ask.
"IT'S DELICOUS AND NUTRITIOUS! ONLY 1,000,000 ¥!!!!!!!!!" He screamed. Everyone had to cover their ears. Duo's mouth gaped as he heard 'Delicious'
"HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!" Duo practically JUMPED on Shinimegami's pants. (Back you Hentai! LET ME FINISH!) He rummaged through (I'M NOT DONE YET!!!) the pockets (HAHAHAH!) until he found the wad of money they won through a couple of battles. Shinimegami took it back from him and held him away by his head.
"Do you think... for one SECOND... that you're going to actually SELL Slowpoke Tails at THAT price?!" Shinimegami yelled at the man, still holding Duo back.
"YES, GIRLIE! I THINK I DO! SOME OLD MAN BOUGHT FIVE A WHILE AGO!!!!" he screamed again.
"No thanks." Shinimegami said, pushing past the loudmouth and walking on.
"WAIT!! WHAT ABOUT YOUR SLOWPOKE TAIL?!"
"WE DON'T WANT ONE!!!!" Shinimegami yelled, trying to sound like the loud guy.
"Look! A Pokécenter! Let's rest a while!" Duo yelled. Everyone covered their ears, having gone through the Ordeal of Annoying Noise already.
"Our pokémon are fine." Heero said, who had been silent until then.
"So? We're not fine. I'm hungry." Duo said dumbly.
"Pokécenters don't have built-in restaurants, Duo." Quatre said.
"Yeah, they do." Duo said, crossing his arms.
"No, Duo, They don't. Coffee doesn't count a food." Shinimegami said, yawning.
"Awwww..." Duo whined.
"Lets just go into the cave." Trowa said, walking away from the others. Everyone ran after him.

"Are the there yet?"
"DUO!"

And so, our heroes have braved through the mysterious Ruins of Alph, with the strange symbol pokémon, Unown. They braved through the 'Ordeal of Sound' and the undiscovered 'Ordeal of Impulse Buying'. Join us next time for Union Cave and Azalea Town!

THE END

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