At the gang hang out apartment
You: Thank for the food and drink.
Kirito: No problem, it's Asuna who made this.
Right now, you are at the house they hangout.
Agli: I never knew you're Vault Hunter the whole time.
Oh you forgot Agli, you never knew Alfheim got bl- On secourt thought we just gonna ignore that.
Klein: Yeah, wait till you see him kicking our butt out the field.
Agli: Did you? *Look at you*
You: Well it was self defense.
After said that, Asuna bring food to you as well with a drink.
Asuna: Sorry about the mess back there.
You: It's alright, at least we know each other.
You look at Asuna's sandwich, it look good and you can tell Kirito is jealous of that.
You: I mean it a long day since-
When you take a bite, it taste like heaven.
Kirito: I know that look, go ahead and eat it.
When Kirito told you, you eat like a Skag eating their children. They laugh of you eating, after eating it you drink a water.
You: Oh my god, that was the best sandwich I ever have.
Kirito: It's Asuna who made it.
Asuna: Oh it was noting.
Sinon: Beside the whole Asuna's food, I want to know your story.
Yui: Oh yeah! I want to hear your Vault Hunter story!
The gang lean to you, want it to hear your story from Pandona.
You: Well, it was all start it with a planet call Pandora.
One Borderlands 2 story and couple DLC later.
You: And that how I end up in your world call Alfheim.
The gang shock after you told your story. Until Klein ask.
Klein: So the whole time Handsome Jack going rip every bandit of Pandora?
You: Pretty much.
Klein: That's not ba-
You giving him a death look.
Klein: Okay you got a point.
Lisbeth: But how about the Vault Key?
You: You mean this?
You drop it on the table.
You: One big ass alien key.
They awns of your key.
Silica: So that's why Jack need it.
Asuna: To summon a Vault monster, Warrior.
You: Not only that, it can open a portal to the Vault's treasure.
Sinon: But nothing but an alien who's going to kill you.
You: Exactly, everytime we open we end up getting a monster.
Kirito: Not until, some I guess a crazy scientist just open a portal , leaving you suck to our home.
Leafa: That's how we heard the scream!
Few hour ago:
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Leafa: You hear that?
Lisbeth: It just a fairlie who can't control their fly.
Back to here
Klein: That make sense!
Kirito: That doesn't make sense of how you got that weapon.
Kirito pointing at your guns.
You: You mean my guns? *Pull out The Bitch* Let's just say it dropped.
Asuna: Dropped?
Agil: As is dropped from the enemy's?
You: Oh yeah, sometime it rare other it legendary. It's mostly happened on Pandora.
Kirito: Okay, but how about you pull a sword from the lake?
Is he telling the Sword of the Lake, like a Excalibur sword?
You: You mean Excalibur?
Kirito: That's the one!
Sinon: Let's just say, his sword is more powerful.
Kirito pull Excalibur.
Kirito: This is the sword that I used for taking a army.
Really? You can take out a entire of army with one rocket.
You: Kirito I don't care how and what you did with so call "Excalibur," It's pointless.
The gang silent of what you said.
Kirito: Pointless? What are-
You: I gonna stop you right here. Your Excalibur is pointless to me.
The gang still silent.
You: I've seen many and I mean MANY weapons that are powerful, what your Excalibur do? Has many girl that inlove with you?
Klein: *Whisper* That's how I look at.
Sinon: How dare you you say that to-
You giving Sinon 'Are you %#* $ serious' look.
Sinon: On second thought, yeah I think Excalibur is pretty useless.
Kirito: But you got from 200 feet!
Sinon: Only cause you so special with that sword.
Kirito shock after she said that, you other hand surprise.
You: I'm really don't know what happening, but I can tell you really do it for…
Sinon: Not anymore.
The gang shock.
You: I think it time to show me your Excalibur, before any girl give you a roast.
As Kirito give you the Holy Sword Excalibur, you look at it and…..
You: It's a piece of shit sword I ever see in my life.
The Gang was give you 'Are you kidding me' look.
Kirito: Why?
You: This sword has nothing with it, just some gold sword that it!
Kirito: But it cut magic missile.
You still giving Kirito 'Are you %#* $ serious' look.
Kirito: I….I got noting to say.
You: If you want a weapon with special has it.
You drop Excalibur on the table, resulting breaking the table from Excalibur drop.
You: Then this weapon has it.
You equip Excalibastard.
You: Ladies and gentlemen, The Excalibastard. The Excalibur of weapon, and it shoot ice beam.
Klein: I never seen a weapon like that before!
Lisbeth: A weapon that shoot ice beam?!
Sinon: And got a sword attached to gun?
You: Yes, yes and yes. Got it from Stanton's Liver on the moon call Elpis.
Kirito: Why it call Excalibastard?
You: "Thou art most badass." Give a critical hit with a 100% to freeze them, and everytime I melee them the cypo explodes which freeze other nearby enemies.
Leafa: Now that is a legendary weapon.
You: Thank you, and must better then your Excalibur.
Kirito: But my sword cut magic!
You: But did your sword has magic beam to shoot?
Kirito: No?
You: There you go, the most useless sword that cut magic.
Kirito: Wish I got better sword.
You: and speaking of weapon, I need to get back on the shipwreck.
Silica: Why?
You: If I going to survive Alfheim, I going need some ammo, gear and weapon, and I mean a lot of weapon.
Asuna: Without his ammo he could get kill.
Kirito: So, where is it?
You pull your ECHO and show them the map.
You: *You point the location.* If this where we met, *then show the shipwreck location* then the shipwreck has to be close.
Leafa: What are we waiting for? Let-
You: Hold your watermelon Leafa, I didn't show what we deal with. If the ship has Louder-bots and turret, you better get cover.
Kirito: I hate to say this but, he's right. If we know what we dealing with, we better know his enemies.
Lisbeth: So, follow the Vault Hunter to get his stuff, while a Louder-bots try to kill us? I'm in!
Sinon: Me too!
Leafa/Silica: I'm joining in!
Klein: Let's kick them butt!
Agri: Guess I joining you.
Asuna: Since it our fault for almost kill you, we gonna return the favor. Right Yui?
Yui: Yes mama!
Kirito: Look like I join in, we're going to help you get your stuff.
You: Then that settles it, we're going the shipwreck tomorrow! But, where am I going to sleep?
The gang didn't reach to that.
Kirito: Oh. That, we didn't think of you getting a home
Asuna: We do have a house, but we got Yui so…
You: It's alright, parent come first since you got a fairly child.
Yui: Thank! You're so kind! * hug you*
You: *Pat her head* No problem.
Agil: Sorry but can't let you in, Got to work.
You: It's fine, adventurer need some drink at the bar.
Klein: Why not come with me! Got a nice place for two for us.
Lisbeth: *Whisper to you* Just FYI, his place is a mess.
Sinon: *Whisper to you too* He's clean his place, once a month.
You: Noted.
Klein: Really?! Why insult my place?
Leafa: You remember we can't find Pina?
Silica: I never forget you trap Pina with your trashs.
Pina: *making angy sound at Klein *
Klein: I said I'm sorry!
Kirito: Why not-
Sinon: I don't think he can't live with us, since we live together.
Leafa: Yeah.
Silica/Lisbeth: True.
You: So I guess I living in a street then.
Lisbeth: Wait!
They look at Lisbeth.
Lisbeth: Why not he live our hang out?
Kirito: You mean our apartment? Since we always hang out, maybe he can take our apartment.
You: You mean it?
Asuna: Sure, you can take it!
You: I- Thank!
Kirito: It's our fault for hurting you, so why not give a "we're sorry for hurting you" gift.
Asuna: and give you our apartment.
Lisbeth: It's a hang out for having great time.
Sinon: And since we don't use it so much.
Leafa: Maybe it's time for give our apartment to you.
You: Really guy, I don't know what to say.
Silica: It's best to forget you for our action.
Agil: Hell you make a living with our apartment.
Klein: That and a good drink and foods.
You can't forget them after a good apartment, maybe you find a way to give them back.
You: Thank, I really mean it.
Kirito: Well there one way to end this day.
Lisbeth: Yeah, I mean it almost midnight.
Asuna: Guess we've to get going then.
As they leave, you at the door while they outside.
You: Thank for giving me this apartment. Tomorrow we're going the shipwreck, find some supplies, and get the hell out.
Kirito: And watch out for guilds, they already-
You: Don't worry, I bet there some Loader and Turret killing them.
They shock of what you said.
You: Anyway, I going to sleep. Night guy!
You close the door, thinking what are they going to face. Not until Klein said.
Klein: So he is going to live with us?
Kirito: As long we find the portal, yeah.
You: Holy crap! They have a holographic tv?!
Asuna: We forgot about the technology we have.
And that it. Wow 5 month pass since April, working on Dead or Alive/League of Legends x male reader, and writing this fic.
TBH, I getting bored in real life. So I've to kill time, working as part time is one thing, but getting back on anime and playing video game is another thing I need to kill time. But writing a fanfic is a thing to really kill time, that and getting back my story.
So this chapter is done, but I think my story to be done. Eating with an Half-Angel Hero is need to be done. It been 3 year since I writing fanfic and Eating with an Half-Angel Hero is my favourite story I write, maybe it time to end. So I going to focus this story till it done. It just two ch always so it gonna take some time.
Anyway thank to reading my story.
By the way, Since SAO: Fatal Bullet is going be all platform, maybe I going to write new SAO X Male Reader since they add you as a main protagonist. And Ordinal Scale is a not bad movie, bit a same but a Pokemon GO like.
