Okay just go ahead and shoot me. I AM SOOOOOO SORRY! I have not updated in like 4 months! I am really sorry! So to make it up this chapter is extra long! Hope you enjoy it! And also I stole one part from the Oliver Beanne show. (Don't ask) Can you find it? ;)
"It's time to take some more drastic measures," said Slade from his mechanical factory (of doom!) Slade pressed a button and on his transmission screen appeared the shield of the Hive Academy.
"Welcome to the Hive Academy of Extraordinary Young People Base. If you would like to hire evil teenagers to do your bidding please press one. To contact our staff please press two," Said the recorded voice of a young woman. Slade, with a rather bored air, rested his chin in his palm and tapped the one button on his incredibly vast keyboard.
"You have just selected to hire evil teenagers to do your bidding. If this is correct please press one." Again Slade pressed one.
"You have just selected that it is correct that you wanted to hire evil teenagers to do your bidding. If this statement is correct please press one." Slade pressed the button.
"You have just selected that it is correct, that it is correct that you wanted to hire evil teenagers to do your bidding. If this is correct please press one." Getting annoyed Slade jabbed the one with declining patience.
"You have just selected that it is correct, that it is correct, that it is correct, that you wanted to hire evil teenagers to do your bidding. If this is correct please press one."
"JUST GET ME SOMEONE DAMN IT!!" Slade roared.
"Please hold," said the young robotic voice. Finally an elderly woman with gray hair wrapped tightly in a bun appeared on the screen.
"Yes Mr. Slade?"
"I need the trio." He said.
"Slade! Slade!!! HELLOOOOOO!?" a girl with legs the size of toothpicks and big blue eyes was screeching at Slade across the room.
"What do you want Terra!?" Slade snapped clearly pissed off.
"What about me!?" she asked desperately.
"I have other plans for you child," Slade said. "Just you wait and see..."
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"Oh Raven, I have been so...emotional lately!" Starfire said, blowing a strand of her fiery red hair out of her face.
"Imagine that," Raven replied bluntly, rolling her eyes.
"I have been....worrying," she continued. Raven stared at her.
"About Robin," she added, looking at her feet.
"Here we go again," Raven muttered to her self. The two girls were walking down the city sidewalks spending some "quality time". It was a bit nice. The two had gotten much closer and could talk to each other more openly than before. Shopping bags were carried in two pairs of hands as the girls walked towards their home, a large towering T.
"He just seems so different lately and, I am almost certain he does not like me," Starfire said quietly. Raven gazed up at her and then looked down for a moment.
"Why would you think that?" She added finally.
"He just......I do not think he feels the same way for me."
"As you do for him?" Raven added. Starfire nodded.
"Maybe there's something we can do." Raven said with a slight raise in her voice as she hoisted the bags higher in her grip.
"What do you suggest?" Starfire asked.
"Well....there is the art of Aromatherapy....that always has a stimulation on someone," Raven added.
"What kind of stimulation?" Starfire asked slowing down her quick pace.
"Well there are many. Depending on the scent that is. Happy, relaxed, peaceful, excited, passionate, calm..." Raven listed off the top of her head.
"Sexual?" Starfire asked hopefully. Raven nearly dropped her shopping bags.
"What? How did you....you know what sex means?" Raven asked surprised. Starfire looked at her strangely.
"Of course, why would I not?" She asked still looking confused.
"Then...then why...why have you been asking Robin what it means?" She said looking absolutely puzzled. Before Starfire could continue a lady in robes cam from a dark alley and tapped Starfire on the shoulder.
"Eep!" Starfire said surprised. Raven raised an eyebrow.
"I am sorry to interrupt but I couldn't help over hearing how you were discussing the art of aromatherapy," said the hag, with a strangely familiar voice. The girls both nodded looking a bit shocked.
"Well," said the woman rummaging in her sack, "I happened to have a set of these and I do not want them anymore. You can have them. And the rose oil to. It should make anyone fall in love with you." Starfire stared at the woman torn between what to do. She slowly reached out and grabbed the candles and the oil, stuffing them in a bag. Before she could say anything, Raven pulled Starfire away. The girls both gave one look at each other, and ran for it. The woman peered behind the corner until they were out of earshot. The woman pulled of her cloak to reveal a very pale girl with crazy pink hair. A short bald boy and a tall one with huge muscles and long light red hair crept out of the shadows.
"Heh! That was too easy!" said the bald kid.
"Phase one complete," grinned the pink haired girl.
"So Jinx, what are the candles anyways?" asked the large young man peering into her bag.
"Don't touch that Mammoth!" said Jinx, slapping his hand. Jinx pulled a small bottle out of the
Bag.
"This vial contains the real rose oil. We gave them the sleeping oil. When it burns from the candle flame the Titans will fall asleep. That is when Gizmo's machine can take them to Slade." The girl grinned maliciously.
"But Jinx....this one says sleeping oil," said Mammoth pointing to the label.
"What?!" Jinx asked shocked.
"Oh great! Those pit sniffers went of with that crappy formula!" Gizmo complained.
"We have got to replace it! Come on!" said Jinx. The Hive trio then ran off towards Titans Tower.
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"Oh Raven I am so excited!" Starfire giggled while Raven set up the candles on the coffee table. Raven tried hard to suppress a smile herself. With this, she could easily get Beast Boy to stop loving that under developed flat chested bitchy little hoar named...
"-Terra would love that!!" Beast Boy said in the middle of conversation with Cyborg and Robin. Raven's eyes glowed red and the candle began to rattle.
"Raven....?" Starfire asked a bit scared. Raven snatched the oil poured it gently in the candle. She struck a lighter and ignited the wick with a hiss. Quickly putting the things away the girls scampered to the sofa and sat down next to each other trying to act as casual as possible.
"Hey y'all!" said Cyborg sitting down in one of the arm chairs. The girls did not answer.
Cyborg stared at them an eyebrow raised.
"Oooookay....." he muttered picking up the remote. Starfire's eyes began to water. They stung from the strong scent. Her nose was filled with a very vivid waft of rose. A pinkish air seemed to drift around the room. Raven began to cough. Starfire clutched her forehead as the room grew hazy. And then it stopped. Robin was sitting next to her on the sofa his arms around her. She leaned back surprised. Robin looked at her intently. He asked her something but she could not make out what he was saying. He moved in to kiss her but for some reason Star resisted his touch. He looked at her confused and then he softly called her name.
"Starfire, Starfire, STARFIRE!" Starfire awoke with a gasp. She had been sleeping on the sofa the candle still alight. She looked up. The Titans were surrounding her with concerned faces.
"Did it...work?" She asked rubbing her eyes.
"Did what work?" asked Beast Boy confused.
"Nothing, nothing...." Raven said quickly covering Star's mouth.
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"Now what do we do!?" asked Gizmo clearly irritated.
"We break in and change the formula," Jinx stated looking determinedly up at the tower.
"How do we do that?" asked Mammoth.
"We use Gizmo's gadgets, then I'll zap the security and will use the elevator to get up to the tenth floor. There we check the security cameras for where the candles could be." Jinx concluded smartly.
"How do we do that?" asked Mammoth. Gizmo and Jinx stared at him in disbelief.
"Just shut up ya dumb pit sniffer!" Gizmo grunted.
"We have to wait until dark," said Jinx.
"Then we break in and give those Kludge heads a lesson," Gizmo grinned hitting his fist into his palm.
"I'm hungry," Mammoth moaned.
"Why don't you eat the grass then?" Jinx added sarcastically. Mammoth shrugged and pulled a huge clump of grass out of the ground, and started chewing lazily. Jinx and Gizmo both stared in shock.
"This is gonna take longer than I thought," muttered Gizmo rolling his beady eyes.
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"Slade what did you want me to do?" Terra asked her master with an evil grin on her face. Slade handed her a mop.
"Get to it," he said his face an inch from hers, "apprentice."
"What!? You've got to be kidding me!?" Terra whined.
"Do I look like I'm kidding?" Slade said, turning his head.
"How the hell should I know? You're wearing a cruddy mask!" Terra replied coolly. Slade slapped her across the face.
"You can't insult me, you can't order me, and you certainly can't be with the Titans. But under no circumstances do you EVER EVER EVER, call my mask cruddy. I polish this baby every morning and will not have some skinny childish bitch like you insulting my mask!" he protested. Terra stared at him tears in her eyes.
"Now Terra......do you understand?" Slade asked coldly. Terra saluted him. Slade handed her the mop and she ran off to work.
"Pfft, works every time," Slade laughed turning back to his computer.
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Starfire was in her vividly pink and purple room. She sat on her bed in her rather skimpy pajama clothes, which was a lacey violet camisole top and some matching short shorts she had bought earlier today at Victoria's Secret. She began brushing her hair trying to but in a ponytail when there came a firm knocking on her door. Starfire put the brush down.
"Come in," she said with a trace of uncertainty in her voice. The door opened. The silhouette of Robin appeared in her doorway.
"Robin! Wonderful!"
"Cyborg said you wanted me." He said clearly.
"I cannot see you let me turn up the light more...."
She came to meet him at the door and turned up the lighting level. Robin's face immediately turned red.
"Robin! What is wrong?" Starfire asked panic.
"N-nothing!" He managed to blurt. Starfire realized her strap was slipping and pulled it up her shoulder more.
"Well I was wondering....if you could assist me....." She asked uncertain wrapping the ribbon she used for her hair around her fingers.
"Of course....Starfire," he said managing to get a grip.
"Then will you help me make the bed move?" She asked hopefully. Robin choked.
"I think...I swallowed...my tongue....." he sputtered.
"Why?" she asked confused.
"You want...me to....." Robin choked.
"Help me move the bed," Star finished. Robin could not think of what to say. He had always wanted this but now?!
"Since you are so strong I figured you could help me. I decided the bed would fit better next to the wall. I would to it myself but I hurt my back yesterday and...."
"Oh! You want me to move the bed! Move the furniture across the ground! Right! Totally! Sure thing!" he said waving his hands excitedly. Starfire stared at him blankly then started to laugh. Then her hair ribbon slipped out of her hands. Before Robin could pick it up Starfire bent down already, her shirt gaping in the front.
"Cleavage!?" Robin blurted surprised. Starfire looked up at him.
"I am sorry? Did you say something?" she asked.
"Oh! Uh....Cleveland! Was that where got that bed?" Robin asked quickly without waiting for her answer. He walked into her room and started pushing the bed.
"Wait Robin! Not that way!" Starfire said running to his side.
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"That's it. I've had it with this childish fiend interrupting my thoughts. Tonight things will change." Raven was currently sitting on her bed in her dark desolate room. And it seemed that she was sewing some kind of doll. She had materials strewn out across her bed. Fabric, buttons, needles, cotton, and magic thread. With these ingredients she could add another mystical artifact to her growing collection.
"Once I complete this, Terra will be no more," She smirked. Then suddenly a knocking came on Raven's door.
"Hmm?" she replied sewing a leg together. Beast Boy walked in the room.
"Beast Boy!" she said surprised. "What do you want?" In response Beast Boy turned into a cat and jumped on her bed.
"No animals allowed," she stated clearly keeping her eyes concentrated on the needle and thread.
"Hey are you making dolls?!" Beast Boy asked changing back to his normal form.
"No! I...." but before Raven could continue, Beast Boy picked up something from between two pillows.
"Dude! It's me!" Raven looked up at once, eyes wide. Beast Boy was indeed looking at a plush version of him, with a huge grin to match the smile on the dolls face. Raven quickly snatched it from him blushing and went back to sewing Terra's leg.
"Why do you have that in here?" he asked a bit surprised. Raven did not answer at first but after a long silence she looked up at him and sighed.
"Me and Starfire just made them one day. It was something she wanted to do," she said her eyebrows furrowed as a pinkish tinge lit her cheeks.
"Them?" asked BB.
"Starfire made one of Robin," she continued, picking up the unfinished doll.
"Soooo this means you sleep with me," he said slowly a grin spreading across his face. Raven looked up at him murderously.
"Heh, just kidding....." he gulped. He looked at what she was making.
"Your making another doll?!" he asked still confused.
"This," she said, holding up an unfinished plush, "Is a voodoo doll."
"Is it of me?" BB asked raising an eyebrow.
"Yes Beast Boy. And when I finish I intend to stick a needle right here and here and heeeere....." she pointed her finger at various places across the Terra doll.
"Yeah right! You are probably going to use it to make out with me or something!" he grinned.
"What!? You wish!" she scoffed.
"I bet you do!" he taunted.
"And every night you'll kiss that doll and say 'I love you Beast Boy! If only you were mine!!'" he added with a high girlish tone.
"Keep dreaming," said Raven.
"And..."
"Beast Boy! I wasn't serious. This doll isn't you," she said.
"Oh! Well in that case I don't care what you do to that doll," he said picking up a button. Raven grinned maliciously.
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All the other younger Titans were somewhere else in the Tower while Cyborg lounged on the sofa, lazily watching Star Wars.
"Luke....I am your father...."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Suddenly Cyborg sat up straight as a bright idea had hit him. He dialed a number in his arm.
"Hello?" came the voice of Sarah Simms, Cyborg's girlfriend.
"Hey babe! It's Cy!"
"Cybabie!!" she cooed. Cyborg stared at his arm blankly. That was a new one.
"Uhhhh...yeah....so you wanna come over?" Cyborg asked. Sarah had hung up.
"Okay then...." Cyborg said surprised turning back to Luke and his evil father.
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Gizmo looked at his digital watch.
"It's 8:23:34 PM. Let's just go inside already!!!" he said impatiently.
"We can go in once the formula is active," Jinx replied.
"What?" asked Mammoth stupidly, with small clumps of grass stuck between his teeth.
"I am positive they have used the candle. If it active all of the Titans will be to distracted with each other, that we can sneak in and change it. Then they will fall right asleep, and we send them to Slade!" Jinx concluded.
"How does this stupid formula become activated anyways?" Gizmo grumbled kicking the dirt.
"You have to be alone with the person you like for at least 10 minutes. Then right after the exact tenth minute, the horomones in their bodies will start to act up and they will......well...they'll do what they do.....and....uh...."
"How do we know when it's active?" Mammoth asked.
"We don't. That's why we should wait until....um.....9:00," ended Jinx.
"Hey, Jinx?" said Gizmo.
"Yeah?"
"WE'RE SCREWED." Gizmo replied bluntly.
"No were not! We're the Hive!" Mammoth concluded.
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"Wonderful! Thank you so much!" Starfire smiled as the bed was in the exact location as she pleased. Robin smiled.
"No problem," he said, rubbing his neck. Starfire then fell back onto the bed lying down. Robin then turned for her door until Starfire's voice stopped him.
"Would you....like to lay down?" she asked sheepishly.
"Uh...sure..I guess," Robin replied, his cheeks pink. Robin sank down uncomfortably on the bed. There was an awkward silence. Then a hand grabbed Robin's shoulder and pulled him down onto the bed. They both laughed. Starfire stared at him intently.
"Robin must you always wear that mask?" Starfire asked finally.
"To keep my identity a secret," Robin replied as if this was a usual question. (Which it probably was.)
"You want your identity to be a secret? Even from your friends?" she asked. Starfire suddenly felt her hand place itself gently on his cheek. Robin didn't seem to object at all. Starfire wanted so badly to look into his eyes and tell him how she felt.
"Robin.....all I have ever wanted....was to get to know you....to be with you....when I first came to Earth, I felt different about you than the other Titans. Not only are you my closest friend but I also...." Before Starfire could continue Robin had gently placed his lips to her cheek, which was warm with embarrassment. Starfire touched the spot where he had kissed her with her hand in shock. She then looked up at him and smiled. It was the most beautiful smile Robin had ever seen. Robin knew he wanted to see that smile every day for the rest of his life. Starfire then slowly removed his mask. Robin had immediately closed his eyes.
"Robin!" she whispered smiling. He to grinned, then finally his eyes flickered open. She stared at him. He had the most beautiful eyes she had ever seen. They were a deep blue that she found herself lost inside. Without his mask Starfire finally knew what his entire face looked like and it was wonderful. She wanted to etch it in her mind forever. She stared at him her mouth open.
"Okaaay...what is that supposed to mean?" Robin laughed. Starfire still stared at him in some sort of trance. He was alone with the girl of his reams on her bed with skimpy pajamas. And they were just sitting staring at each other.
"Both of the Titans felt something peculiar happening inside of them. A sudden rush of excitement had come, an attraction even stronger than before started to grow."
"Who said that!?" asked Robin.
"I did."
"Who are you?" asked Starfire.
"I am the narrator."
"OOOOOOH!" said Starfire and Robin together. They then both turned to face each other the excitement building every second.
She felt her cheeks becoming pink.
"Starfire I don't really-mmm MPPMMH!!!!" Robin had blinked and the next moment he had found a beautiful alien on top of him making out with him.
"Well," thought Robin, as he gently ran his fingers through Starfire's silky hair, "This is.....fing....awesome."
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Raven had now completed sewing the doll and was lighting candles all around her in a circle. For some odd reason Beast Boy was still in Raven's room and was now playing with a plush version of himself on Raven's bed. The pile of needles was beside her. She laid the doll down in the center of the circle.
"By the name of Azarath and the spirits of Azar lend me you powers to do the will of your ancestor. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" Raven murmured. A needle engulfed in black energy floated right above Terra.
"The spleen," Raven said simply. The needle darted towards the lower abdomen of the doll and pierced itself into it's cotton filling.
"The Left Eye." The needle dove into the left eye of the doll.
"The Heart." The needle plunged into the depths of the Terra doll.
"The End." Raven said. The doll then vanished into then air. Raven's lips curled. The look on her face would make your blood curdle. Then finally Beast Boy's voice broke the silence.
"Why are you lighting all these candles? Are you going to have sex or something?" He asked dully making the BB doll dance. Raven stared at him in shock.
"Both of the Titans felt something peculiar happening inside of them. A sudden rush of excitement had come, an attraction even stronger than before started to grow."
"What?! Who the hell said that?" asked Raven.
"I did."
"Who are you?" asked Beast Boy.
"I am the narrator. I control what you do." Raven shrugged but Beast Boy was unsatisfied.
"Oh so buddy you think you can just say what ever you want and control us to do your will? Huh? HUH?" he growled.
"........................yeah, pretty much."
"No you can't!!"
"Oh yes I can!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!" said Beast Boy who was now wearing boxers.
"WTF?" he exclaimed.
"Mwhahahahahahaa...."
"You did this!"
"Yes....I did....for I am the narrator!!! I've got the power!!!!"
Raven smiled and walked towards the bed and jumped onto it right next to Beast Boy.
"Oh yes Beast Boy," she whispered in a seducing voice, "That's exactly what I want." She then pushed him off the bed.
"Not," she grinned. She layed back on her bed, (there is a lot of Romance on beds in this chapter Oo). A green cat jumped on the bed and sat on Raven.
"Oh no you don't," Raven whispered to herself. Beast Boy changed back into his regular form. A nearby light bulb exploded. This wasn't good. If being around Beast Boy made her feel like this then she shouldn't be around him. This could seriously unsettle her emotions and that would be a very bad thing if that happened.
But then Raven looked at him. His face, his adorable smile how he saved that special gentle smile just for her.
"Aw, screw it," Raven surrendered and then pushed BB over so now she was on top of him.
"This is how you are supposed to do it," she smiled. Beast Boy stared at her. She was beautiful. A stray strand of hair hung loosely over her face. They leaned in slowly their lips about to touch when Raven immediately sat up. Beast Boy sat up as well.
"Raven what's wrong?"
"Terra......"
"What? What about her?"
"Beast Boy! You don't like me! You like Terra! So just go away!"
"Raven she is an evil bitch remember? Besides this is humor/romance not drama/romance so it really doesn't matter."
"Oh....I forgot about the genre..."
"Yeah! The genre changes everything!"
"Yeah..."
They stared at each other for a moment.
"Beast Boy have you ever kissed someone?" asked Raven.
"No...." he answered curiously. Raven looked down embarrassed. Then she slowly felt his arms embrace her. She looked up to see the face of Beast Boy. She closed her eyes and let instinct take over.
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Slade was now in his lair sitting in front of his overly large computer system, where he was keeping track of the Hive's mission.
"Slade! Slade! SLAAAAAADE!!!!"
Slade turned around annoyed.
"What is it Terra?" he yelled harshly.
"My....spleen.....oh...my spleen......" she whimpered holding her foot.
"What the hell is wrong with your spleen?" Slade asked, clearly annoyed.
"I think there's a needle in my spleen!!!! I know it must have been one of the Titans, probably Raven since she is such a witch! She has all sorts of magic stuff in her room! I know she is behind this!!!" she howled. Slade paused.
Then after a long hesitation he simply asked, "Did you...get blood on the floor?"
"Yes!"
"Did you clean it up?"
"YESSSSSS!!!!!"
"Well then what is there to worry about?" he replied bluntly.
"Argggh!!!"
"What now?"
"My...my eye........feels like....there's a needle in it........" she screeched, clutching her side.
"Yay!" Slade cheered entirely out of character, "we're one eye buddies!"
"Slade....my heart....there is a needle in my heart!!!!!" she screamed. Then after clutching her head she fell to the floor.
Slade poked her.
"Are you okay?" Nothing happened.
"Are you okay?" Again Nothing happened.
"Are you okay?"
"Xx" said Terra's face. Slade stared at her a moment.
Five minutes later...
"HOLY SHIT! SHE'S DEAD!!" Slade screeched. Cinderblock ran into the room stupidly.
"Cinderblock! Terra died because of imaginary pointy objects."
"Grr grunt argggh howl grunt ugggh!"
"I know this is the third one this month! Just get me a body bag...."
"Grrr grunt ugggh grunt!"
"What do you mean we are out of body bags?"
"Grunt ugg grr unt arggh howl grunt ughh?"
"I suppose you could hang her on the wall...but only until we get more body bags!!"
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"CYBOOOORG!!!" Sarah squealed as she burst through the automatic doors to the main room.
"Hey Sarah!" Cyborg grinned as she fell into his arms.
"What are you doing?" She asked putting her vintage pink purse down on the coffee table.
"Just watching Star Wars," Cyborg said. They turned to the screen to see a green shriveled Yoda.
"Hey it's Beast Boy's father!" Sarah laughed. Cyborg looked at her a strange sort of sympathetic smile on his face.
"Um...yeah..." he answered. Sarah sat down on the sofa while Cyborg got up to fix popcorn.
"So who were those three punks outside the Tower?" asked Sarah, examining her nails.
"What punks?" Cyborg screeched dropping the popcorn.
"One had pink hair, one was a midget, and one had grass in his mouth..."
"Jinx, Gizmo, and Mammoth," he snarled.
"Good job you cruddy pit sniffer!" the voice of Gizmo came from on top of the fridge.
"What the-"Cyborg looked up to see the small techno geek jumping from the fridge and landing on Cyborg's head.
"Jinx! Mammoth! Now!" Gizmo squeaked as he covered a frantic Cyborg's eyes.
"Alright! Mammoth you get the girl....Mammoth?" Jinx turned to see Mammoth at Cyborg's feet munching on the bowl of pop corn.
"Fine! Be a dumb ass! I'll do it!" Jinx hissed. She turned to the candles only to find a pair of big bright blue eyes a few inches from hers.
"AAAH!" Jinx yelled jumping back from Sarah.
"I sooo love your hair! You know pink is my favorite color!!" Sarah said animatedly to Jinx.
"Get out of the way you dumb blonde," Jinx replied pushing Sarah. Sarah fell to the floor. Jinx then got out the other formula and just started to pour it into the candles when,
"PRINCESS PINK SAILOR POWER!!!!" Sarah cried holding her hand up as Sailor Moon would when transforming.
"WTF?" chorused Cyborg Gizmo, (who was still sitting on Cyborg's head), and Jinx. Sarah was now transforming in a flash of pink lights. Then she appeared wearing a white leotard with pink bows and a pink matching mini skirt.
"I am Sailor Pink, Champion of Pink! And on behalf of all things cute and adorable (like me!) I shall right wrongs and triumph over evil!" she then pointed to Jinx and Gizmo, "and that means you aren't going to get away with this!" She then winked cutely. Everyone else stared in utter shock.
"PINK POWER KUNG FU KICK!!!" Out of nowhere came a pink shoe which planted itself right on Jinx's face.
"Oomph!" Jinx fell to the ground the liquid pouring all over the carpet.
"Nooooooo!" Gizmo screeched while Mammoth continued to munch on the popcorn. Gizmo jumped from Cyborg's head and landed on the ground. He ran towards the formula but Sailor Pink was there first.
"Cyborg catch!" she squeaked throwing it to Cyborg. He caught it with one hand and kicked Mammoth out of the way ran towards the other end of the room.
"How you gonna get me now little man?" Cyborg asked with a grin. Gizmo was furious.
But just as he was about to hurtle towards Cyborg, "PRETTY PRINCESS POWER PUNCH!!!" Sarah knocked him to the ground.
"Sarah, no offense or anything but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?" asked shocked. Sarah posed
"I already told you silly! I am Sailor Pink champion..."
"Yeah yeah, I know that but what is Sailor Pink?" he asked dumb founded.
"Champion of Pink!!!" she winked.
"Nevermind....." Cyborg said slapping his forehead. Cyborg then got out his communicator.
"Hey Robin? You there?" asked Cyborg. However instead of the usual Robin, Starfire appeared instead, her cheeks pink and her hair slightly messy. She seemed to be out of breath.
"Yes...Cyborg?" she asked.
"Where is Robin," asked Cyborg.
"He is putting on his mask."
"What!?" Cyborg asked slightly surprised.
"Yes here he is! Cyborg! Guess what! I know what mating means now! I didn't know your earthly terms had more than one word for sex!" she giggled.
Robin then appeared with his mask on crookedly, his hair a mess, and pink lipstick all over his face. He looked like he was the happiest teenager alive.
"Heh...HI CYBORG!!!" he grinned. Cyborg stared gaping while Sarah waved cheerfully.
"Um....yeah.....the Hive has broken in our house! They said something about a formula. We've got them currently knocked out but I don't think that's gonna work for long. You get BB and Raven and meet us down here." Cyborg reported. Robin grinned.
"Sure thing...buddy...." He laughed. Sarah and Cyborg looked at each other and then the screen.
"Um...are you okay?" asked Cyborg suspiciously.
"HELL YEAH!!!" Robin cheered and then hung up.
"Am I the only sane one here?" Cyborg muttered to himself as Sarah started a lecture about how super heroes shouldn't be on drugs.
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5 minutes later Beast Boy, Starfire, Robin, and Raven were all in the main room and half dressed.
Robin was without a shirt or cape, had only one glove on, his mask crooked.
Starfire was without her boots, missing her collar and one of her armlets.
Raven was cloakless, missing a shoe, and her belt was gone.
Beast Boy was in his monkey boxers.
Cyborg and Sarah stared in shock.
"Oh! So you all weren't on drugs!" she concluded giggling, "You were having sex!!!" Cyborg looked at the Titans speechless his mouth wide open.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?" He roared as the Titans looked rather taken aback.
"This," said Jinx who had apparently come to her senses. She held up the bottle of liquid. Everyone stared at her in shock.
"So it wasn't drugs or sex! It was juice!" once again concluded Sailor Pink.
"No you imbecile! I tricked these two idiots here," she said pointing to Starfire and Raven, "into buying this formula to make someone fall in love with you if you were around them for 10 minutes. It was supposed to be a sleeping gas but I accidentally gave you the wrong formula. We came to replace it but instead we found this girl who is Sailor Pink."
"SO this is why everyone is acting so strange!" said Cyborg.
"Yes," said Jinx annoyed, "and we would have gotten away with it to if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and your stupid bitch!" Sarah was furious.
"THAT'S IT! PINK POWER UP!" She held out her hand and a magical wand appeared (With a pink bow...;).
"PRETTY SUGAR DROPS RIBBON HEART SWIRL!" she yelled dancing around like a fairy. The hive was blasted with a pummel of hearts, ribbons and bunny Rabbits, as they crashed through the Titans Tower window and into the lake.
"YAY! WE DID IT!!" squealed Sarah. Cyborg went up and examined the bottle.
"Instructions: For the formula to work you must have been near the candle when it was lit, and then later been around the person you like for 1001 MINUTES? Jinx must have read it wrong!" Cyborg read shocked.
"So this means......" Raven said shocked.
"THAT YOU ALL HAD SEX BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO! NOT BECAUSE OF SOME JUICE! ISN'T THAT SWEET!?" squealed the Pink girl.
"You mean this wasn't because of the formula?" said Starfire shocked.
"Apparently," Cyborg answered, reading the bottle. "You all just got your freak on because you felt like it!" He laughed.
Besides Sarah and Cyborg, who were laughing furiously, all of the Titans turned a nice shade of magenta.
"Well Sailor Pink," said Beast Boy who had suddenly forgotten about Raven, "You wanna go out some time?" Raven then bashed Beast Boy on the head.
"PIMP!" she growled.
"Yep!" Cyborg grinned, "I'd like you all to meet my Sarah who is really Sailor Pink!"
"Oh my god! I can't have you all knowing my secret identity," Sarah frowned. Everyone stared surprised.
"Sorry guys! PINK PEARL ERASER MEMORY!!" she squealed. Pink stars fell from the sky and the Titans fell to the ground.
"Well that should do the trick!" Sarah winked.
"Remember kids! Be sure to stay tuned for more of Orangespice's story pretty baby! And while your waiting, be sure to buy as much Sailor Pink merchandise as you possibly can!"
Well that's chapter five! I hope everyone enjoyed it! Chapter five will come much sooner I promise! I can't say what it's about though...;)......actually because I have no idea what it should be about...XD.......okies....no wait...I am getting something.....BB....peeping...on...Raven.....Raven....beating....shit...out of him.......! Well TATA FOR NOW!
