Transfusion

By Lord Raa


Disclaim-me-do: We didn't burn them!


Part 4


Asuka was angry. This was not unusual, given that the Second Child was a genius that was frustrated by her situation and the actions of others around her.

"The Commander never was very friendly, but what's gotten into him?" she asked the empty locker room as she adjusted her bra. "Misato's up to something as well."

Finally feeling comfortable with her undergarments, the redhead slipped on her dress before coming to the conclusion that there was a huge conspiracy at the heart of NERV that needed exposing.

"Besides, if I don't get to the bottom of this, who will?" she asked rhetorically, flicking her long hair over her shoulder. "Everyone's too blinded by the Commander."


Kaji was looking for Misato. He was still harbouring hopes of rekindling his romance with the recently promoted woman.

"Where have you gone, Misato-san?" he asked himself.

"What makes you think that I will allow you to have Colonel Katsuragi, Mister Kaji?" a stern voice asked.

"What? Oh, Commander Ikari, what can I do for you?" the long haired man asked, his eyes drawn to the Commander's new facial hair.

"What are you looking for, Mr. Kaji?" Gendo asked.

"I'm looking for Misato."

"And I ask again, what makes you think that I will allow you to have Colonel Katsuragi?" the Commander asked. "I know what you did."

'Crap, what's he discovered?' Kaji managed to keep his face neutral. "I'm not sure what you mean."

"I'll allow you to play your little game, but you should remember what sort of man I am, Mr. Kaji."

Gendo melted back into the shadows, leaving the long haired man to ponder what was going on.


Shinji, Misato and Rei waited for Asuka to finish getting ready. Apparently, there had been some minor malfunction that had delayed the redhead from exiting her entry plug.

At least, that was what Dr. Akagi had said.

"So," Misato started, "what sort of music do you like, Rei?"

"I do not listen to music very often," the blue-haired pilot replied. "However, I have no objections to listening to the same genre of music that Dr. Akagi played in the entry plug."

"Did you like any of the songs in particular, Rei?" Shinji asked, hoping to get a better understanding of his new roommate.

"I enjoyed the third song the most," Rei answered. "I believe that I know why the Commander would insist on it being played. It seems that he considers combat involving giant robots to be the 'finest violence.' And it is point of view that has great merit."

"But does it have to be so painful for the pilots?" the young Ikari asked with a hint of bitterness in his voice.

"Cheer up, Shin-chan," Misato said, clapping her young ward on the shoulder. "You shouldn't be so miserable – you've got another pretty girl moving in with you. I bet half the boys at school would give anything to be in your position."

"Indeed," Rei nodded, not seeing Asuka finally arrive. "Especially if they were to learn that I sleep naked and that I will be sleeping in your bed with you."

"WHAT?" the volatile pilot demanded, her voice piercing Shinji's eardrums. "What are you talking about, First?"

"I will be moving in with you, the Colonel and Ikari-kun," the pale-skinned girl answered calmly. "Since there is insufficient accommodation at Colonel Katsuragi's apartment for me to have my own room, someone will have to share a room and Ikari-kun and I have decided to make that sacrifice."

"Sacrifice? More like he's conned you into moving in so he can perv all over you!" Asuka snorted in outrage. "Why would you want to sleep with him anyway?"

"If you have any objections to Ikari-kun and I entering a relationship, then you should have voiced them earlier," Rei said with the smallest of smiles, a gesture calculated to enrage the redhead further.

"She's got a point, Asuka," Misato agreed. "But I'm tired and it's time to go home."


The journey home was a quiet affair for the occupants of Misato's car, and they were all thankful for that fact.

Asuka had demanded the passenger seat and had been granted that privilege without any fight from the other pilots. Though, she was beginning to wonder if Rei and Shinji had planned it, given the way they seemed content to sit beside each other.

'What are those freaks up to?' she asked, casting glances at them via the rear-view mirror.

"Ikari-kun, since we are now roommates, I think that it would be appropriate for us to be on first name terms when we are off-duty," Rei said. "Is this acceptable to you?"

"Yes," Shinji nodded happily. "Are you hungry? Would you like me to make you something to eat? I can cook you something without meat"

"I am not hungry at this time, however, I would like to take a shower if that is possible, Colonel Katsuragi."

"Sure thing, Rei," Misato smiled as she absently ran a red light.

'I know she took one after we finished – I heard the water – so why would Rei want to take a shower at our place?' Asuka pondered. 'Feh, whatever, I just want to go home and get some sleep.'


When the quartet returned to Misato's apartment, Asuka loudly proclaimed that she was not to be disturbed and disappeared into her room before anyone could say anything.

Shrugging, Shinji turned to Rei. "Would you like something to drink, Rei?"

"I do not want to be a bother," the blue-haired girl replied.

"It's not a bother, Rei, I'll be getting Misato-san a beer anyway," the young man said with a reassuring smile.

"I see," Rei nodded before turning to Misato. "Colonel Katsuragi, could I have a towel please? You said I could take a shower."

"Of course, Rei," Misato said, "the bathroom's on your right."


As Shinji handed Misato her can of beer, he spared a thought for Asuka.

"Misato-san, do you think Asuka's going to be ok?"

"She'll be fine, Shin-chan," the purple-haired woman insisted. "So what do you want to do now?"

What the young man had intended to say was "watch some more of New Getter Robo". However, he blurted out the first thing that attracted his attention.

"Rei."

"You're a cheeky thing, aren't you, Shin-chan?" Misato teased. After a moment of her male ward not moving, she turned to see what he was staring at. "Rei, I don't mean to be rude, but you do realise that you're currently standing naked, what less than three metres from a teenaged boy?"

"Yes," the pale-skinned girl answered as she dried her hair with a towel. It was obvious that Rei's natural hair colour was blue. "I am getting ready for bed, and as I do not wear clothes when I am asleep, it would be logical for me to be naked, would it not?"

Shinji was entranced by the gentle motion of Rei's breasts as she continued to dry her hair.

"You know, I think that you're even bigger than Asuka," Misato said loudly when she heard the door to the redhead's room open slightly.

"What? That can't be true!" was the irate reply from the Second Child as she stomped up to investigate. When she saw that Rei was indeed naked, Asuka let out a screech. "What do you think you're doing? Don't you know what a pervert Shinji is? It's only the fact that we're here that he's not jumped your bones!"

"There's more to Rei than just bones, right Shin-chan?" Misato teased, causing Asuka's blood pressure to jump through the roof.

"So Shinji-kun cannot perform with an audience? I see." The nude girl started to fold her towel. "If that is the case, I will have to wait until we are alone or when you are asleep."

"That's not the problem, First!" Asuka screamed. "The problem is the fact that you're actually going to be having sex with Shinji!"

"But I have parental consent."

"WHAT? What's that got to do with anything?" the redhead demanded.

"The Commander told me earlier that it was acceptable for me to be intimate with his son," Rei answered. She turned to Misato. "Colonel Katsuragi, do you have any objection to Shinji-kun and I sharing a bed?"

"None whatsoever, Rei," Misato smiled happily. "Just try not to disturb others, ok?"

"I will do my best to keep any disruption down to a minimum. Shinji-kun, it is time for bed."

"Ok," Shinji said, not believing his luck. "Are you really sure this is alright, Rei?"

"It is not only acceptable, but necessary, Shinji-kun," Rei replied. "Now, if there are no further objections, I believe it is time for you to 'go through me like a dose of salts'."

The young Ikari was unable to reply as the naked girl took him by the hand and directed him towards his room.

"How can you allow THAT to happen?" Asuka demanded angrily. "Doesn't it bother you that they're going to be doing it in the next room?"

"Could be worse," Misato shrugged. "The Commander could have ordered him to stick it in your pooper."

"…" The redhead shuddered.

"Yeah," the beer drinker smirked. "Count your lucky stars, Asuka. Now shut up and go to bed. Unless you're planning on joining Shinji and Rei…"

"Oh fuck you, you alcoholic slut!" Asuka spat. "Like I could ever want someone like that idiot!"

"Your loss…"

Unable to come up with a witty retort, the Second Child fled to her room, slamming the door loudly, much to Misato's amusement.

'Still, I've never had people doing it while I'm in the same apartment while I'm alone before. It feels a bit weird,' the purple-haired woman mused. "Wait, I'm a hot, sexy woman who's more than a little tipsy and I'm not so much as getting groped? Talk about injustice!"

She quickly rose to her feet to do something – anything about this situation, when the door to Shinji's room slid open.

"Colonel Katsuragi, it seems that sharing a bed with Shinji-kun is not as practical as I had hoped. May we sleep in your bed?" Rei asked.

"Pardon?"

"May we use your bed? Shinji-kun's is too small, even for two teenagers."

"What about me?" Misato asked, feeling rather upset about this latest change. "Where am I going to sleep?"

"With us," the blue haired girl answered calmly. "If you are unsure about this, just consider how much it will annoy Pilot Sohryu and Agent Kaji and how it will help you carry out your orders regarding Shinji-kun."

Shinji blushed at Rei's comment.

The naked girl grabbed Misato by the hand and pulled her into her room. "Do not worry, Katsuragi-sensei, Shinji-kun and I are prepared for whatever lesson you have for us."

"Since when did I become 'Katsuragi-sensei'?" Misato asked as she closed her bedroom door.

"Since it became obvious that you were the best person to teach us about sex," Rei explained. "It was either you, Dr. Akagi or Kaji-san and Dr. Akagi is unstable while Kaji-san is unsavoury and quite possibly unsanitary."

"Well, I suppose that being the lesser of three evils isn't so bad," the Colonel said sarcastically. "So what did you want me to show you first?"

A smile formed on Rei's lips.


Insert gratuitous smut here


Back at NERV, Gendo Ikari was enjoying a quiet moment in the Eva cages. He sat down next to Unit-01 with a bottle of beer.

"Ah Yui-chan, it doesn't get much better than this: enjoying a nice cold beer with my wife while our son takes an important step on the journey to manhood."

There was a noticeable silence in the hangar.

"What? I thought it went without saying that I wanted you back in your human form so we could fuck like animals."

Unit-01's eyes lit up.

"Oh, that. You know what Katsuragi's daughter looks like? Well, she's been tasked with making sure Shinji mans-up. Plus there's Rei – she's decided that since Ritsuko's as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane, being close to Shinji will protect her. So yes, there is at least two women you'd sleep with that are interested in Shinji," the bearded man said with a smile. "Of course, one of them happens to be partial clone of you, so that's not a huge surprise, you naughty little thing."


To be continued…