A/N: What does Reno think about Sephiroth? I think Sephiroth is the most evil little ho-bag ever :D I know this isn't canon, but whatever.
So I'm eatin' my lunch way back when...
Like, pretty damn far back. Maybe like 5 years or some shit, yo.
And Mr. Shinra comes and tells me that there's this guy Sephiroth on the loose.
Said he was some mad guy, with long silver hair and Shinra's property.
Pshh... I don't own things like that.
Runnin' around with no leash I guess. Thought he was a dog,yo.
And he wants me to take care of it. Like i'm a fuckin' dog catcher or somethin'.
But anyways, Rude and I went out to the Nibelhiem reactor and whatever...
and there's this crazy bitch going all apeshit over Jenova,yo!! Her head.
So me and Rude'er like, WTF? What is this Shinra guy doin' out here checkin' out Jenova?
Yeah, good old Cloudie-boy was there too. Just to make things even more ridiculous.
That was before we became like, friends or whatever.
More like business partners.
But anyways,yo, Sephiroth was really gettin' in character talkin' to the Calamity.
He looked like some kid who'd just found Candy Mountain,yo.
I've never seen a sword like that before. The Masamune.
Looks like some long skinny tail thing, if you know what I mean.
But Sephiroth was crazy,yo. Real pine nuts.
I haven't seen anyone that crazy since Kadaj. And that was basically Sephiroth anyways.
But the real Sephiroth was crazy,yo. Way crazy. Absolutely salted peanuts.
Turns out he wanted to "rule the world" and "cause despair" or whatever...
Like that wasn't obvious,yo.
