Jiao -Jie was having an average day. She was in her room writing a story about penguins with some sort of weaponry and drinking root beer.
But then her phone rang.
Where was it again?
She checked the laundry room. Nope. She checked the bathroom. Nope. She checked in the bushes outside, the attic, in the park, under the mat of her neighbors, in her dog's hair, on PLUTO for crying out loud. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope.
Oh yeah. She forgot to check in her pocket.
From Fyre Elaine.
She called Fyre back.
"What do you want?"
"I'm gone tonight. Can you babysit my cats and my Panakin?"
Jiao-Jie groaned in frustration. "Fine. But you have to pay me in cookies!"
"Deal. Panakin, make me COOKIES!"
"NEVER! Oh, cookies? I can do that."
Jiao-Jie hung up the phone.
Where was she? Oh yeah, penguins with flamethrowers.
But then the doorbell rang.
"WHAAAAAAT?"
She opened the door. "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO DRINK MY ROOT BEER IN PEACE AND- Oh, come on in Zuko!"
Zuko slowly walked in, frightened by the outburst.
"I'll cut to the chase. Can you babysit Tom-tom? And Hope? I was supposed to, but I'm… busy…"
"Do you have cookies?"
"Nooooo…."
"Oh, well… okay!" And with that she pushed Zuzu out the door.
Then her phone buzzed. Maybe it was a text from Fyre saying that there was a freak accident causing Panakin to not be able to be babysat! Oh, that was just five seconds ago, though.
A text.
From text.
The irony of it all.
Can you babysit Toph?
First off, when was Text Toph's legal guardian? Text Bei Fong? Weirdness.
She texted text back.
Fine.
But then the doorbell rang. Again. Poor, poor, Jiao-Jie.
"Can you watch the Duke?"
"Can you babysit Aang?"
Can you watch my cat?
"Really, author dude? Really?"
What, I'm busy… authoring?
"FINE! FINE! FINE!"
Okay.
Jiao-Jie ran into her room, locked the door, and screamed. Then she drank root beer. Then she screamed.
"Um, are you okay?"
Fyre walked in.
"Fyre! Thank you! I was getting worried! Please, please, please help me! I'm begging you!"
"No-can-do, Jioa-Jei. No, wait, Jee-I-Jo. Oh, was it two or three o's? I forget."
"Why?"
"Because your name is ridiculously hard to spell."
I seem to manage.
"No, why can't you help me?"
"I'm on a double date with Azula, that guy from the office, and some other dude. At Applebee's. With various randomness. Oh, and Passion would go, but she is coming with us. I think something about the sweet potato fries. Oh, and Summer won't help you. I bit her, she's going out with Zuko, and she has a mustache. Long story."
And then Jiao-Jie was all like 0.o and stuff.
"Oh, and I hijacked a bus and brought all your babysitees here!"
-AN HOUR LATER-
"Duke, stop trying to kill Edwierd! Panakin, stop crying over Jacob's death! Why am I even babysitting you?"
Panakin tried to stifle a sob. "I nearly caused a freak accident. So Fyre didn't trust me on my own. I'm the older one, too!"
"Hope, stop beating up Aang! Tom-tom, stop beating up the author dude's cat! Why is it in this story, anyways?"
For the lulz.
"AAAAH! Toph, play dead and Fyre's cats won't kill you!"
And then Jiao-Jie had an Idea.
"I did? Oh, I did!"
Jiao-Jie grabbed Panakin, put her in a bedroom, and turned on Twilight. She took Hope and Tom-tom, , and gave them spoons to chew on. She gave Fyre's cats some human flesh, and my cat some shoes. She put The Duke, Aang, and Toph to bed. Peace….
At Applebee's-
Katara walked in with a large bear.
"Oh, don't worry Bosco. It'll be fun!"
The bear growled. It then licked Fyre's face and walked in. But then it growled.
"Bosco?"
The tipsy earth king waved. He got drunk on chocolate milk.
"What happened here?" Katara exclaimed.
Fyre then walked up with a Cherry Dr. Pepper, which is unfathomable, or without fathom, that I have never heard of one before FGTC.
"Oh, you'll find out on Sunday. No, wait… Saturday? Maybe Friday…"
Summer turned around, with… a mustache full of cheese! (GASP!)
That was... short. Don't worry peoples! It wall all make sense! On Friday! Wait, maybe Saturday? Was it Sunday...
