Fun and Games


"I just realized how shitty our team work has been lately, so I decided to have a little team-building game in this afternoon's practice."

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"Akashi-chi is bored again, huh..."

"Shut up, or he'll slit your mouth wide open!"

"Daiki, Ryouta, what are you whispering about over there?"

"NOTHING!"

"Good. Then I'll explain the game..."

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"...WHAT DOES 'KICK THE CAN' HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BASKETBALL?!"

"Daiki, what are you going on about? Besides, it's 'Kick the Basketball', not 'Kick the Can'."

"AND HOW COME WE'RE USING MY BALL?!"

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"Pfft. That sounded kinda wrong... Hahaha..."

"D-Don't be so vulgar, M-Murasakibara... Kuh... Ha!"

"Midorima-kun is laughing too. Aomine-kun is so... Hmpffftcht."

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"...Am I the only one who understands Aomine-chi?"

"That's because Kise-chin is gay for Aomine-chin."

"Hey! This fanfic isn't that type of- !"

" 'I joined the basketball club because of you!' That is more gay than my (1)little sister's love for My Little Pony."

"...See, Kise-kun? You're so gay even Midorima-kun is willing to use a high-pitched voice just to mock you."

"I DON'T SWING THAT WAY! AND HOW COME THE FOCUS IS SUDDENLY ON ME?!"

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"You are allowed to do anything to each other, except- well, nothing, really. Do anything that is in your power to win. Daiki, you're it."

"WHAT?! WHY- "

"Because you need to improve your defense."

"WHAT DOES KICK THE CAN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH- "

"It's 'Kick the Basketball'- "

"-BASKETBALL?!"

"You are IT, and that's that. Everybody aside from Daiki and me, devise a strategy plan. I highly encourage foul play- "

"What kind of a captain are you- "

"Well then, Daiki, do your best. See you after an hour."

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"YES! I FINALLY BEAT AOMINE-CHI! YEAH!"

"TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE *BLEEP*! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE, YOU PIECE OF *BLEEP* ! DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF YOU *BLEEP*! *BLEEP*! *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*! "

"...I didn't peg Kuroko as someone who uses trash talk when playing games."

"That's where you're wrong, Mido-chin. I've played (2)Cross Fire with Kuro-chin, and he can get pretty hot-headed. He kept saying bad things about my mother and my grandmother."

"...I'm quite curious."

"Want to play with me and Kuro-chin in my house this weekend?"

"I'm definitely going."

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"Are you alright, Daiki?"

"I... I can't feel my legs..."


And thus ends the awkward conversation (and the brutal, murderous 'Kick the Basketball' game) between Akashi Seijuurou, Aomine Daiki, Kise Ryouta; Murasakibara Atsushi, Midorima Shintarou, and Kuroko Tetsuya.


"Good kids shouldn't try to emulate the game presented in this chapter. Foul play is bad."

"Tet-Tetsu... You bastard... W-Weren't you the one who punched me in the gut...?! Guh..."

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"Ah, Aomine-kun? Aomine-kun? Are you still alive? Aomine-kun..."

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"KUROKO-CHI HAS THE LAST TOUCH!"

"RUUUN!"


Notes:

1) This is canon, just so you know. Midorima DOES have a little sister. :D

2) For the sake of information, Cross Fire is an online multi-player shooter game. I think it's a First-person game, but I think it can be set to Third-person too.