Have no fear, episode 4, Evict-Ed, is here!

A bit of trivia, this episode was based upon an unmade episode for season 5, so I decided why let the idea go to waste.

Special Thanks to Easymac120

I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

Evict-Ed

It's a bright and sunny day in Peach Creek; Jenna is jogging along the side walk in sweat-pants that make her butt look rather shapely and unknown to her Paul is watching, snickering quietly. She arrives in the park for a rest and sits down on the park bench. Paul runs into the bush and makes a rustling sound, to which Jenna turns around looking for the source of the noise, she turns back around, she does not see anything. Paul breathes a sigh of relief only to turn around to see a spider crawling near him, he represses a scream, and squashes it, only for it explode and have a bunch of baby spiders all jump out all over him! "AHHHHHHH! Help spiders!" he cries as he jumps out screaming and rolling around, Jenna sees what's going on, and thinks for a minute. 'He was probably checking me out, should I help him? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. No. Yes! Alright I'll help him.' She gets up and runs over to him and begins brushing off the spiders.

Inside of Ed's room, Ed is showing Kyle and Zoe around. "And here is my video collection." Ed says as he pulls out a box from under his bed, Kyle looks down as he sees something moving under the bed, he ignores it and brings his attention back to Ed. "So here is "Curse of undead Union soldiers" and here is "Kitty, kill, kill!", a classic!" Ed says as he takes tapes out of the large box. "Oh man Ed, is this "Dark Glass"?" Zoe asks, with excitement in her voice, "Oh yeah, boy that was a crazy day that I found that little gem. But I forget what happened that day." Ed says, "What's so big about this movie?" Kyle asks curiously, "Dude, this movie is so rare, people debate it even exists! Wicked." Zoe explains, just then they hear Sarah, "ED!" they hear her yell, "Sarah's mad." Ed says nervously, "So Sarah's a little ticked, what's the worst she can do?" Kyle asks, blissfully unaware of the true amount of anger.

Just then the door busts open revealing a furious Sarah! "Ed! You're sock is in my room again!" she yells, "The sock must have come to life! We must destroy the sock!" Ed yells, then he runs out of his room and up the stairs. "Man, what I wouldn't get to have him as a brother!" says Zoe, "Well, he does have one heck of an imagination." Kyle says, smirking.

Up in Sarah's room, sure enough, there is a sock lying on the floor, which smells worse than Sheldon the lucky cheese chunk! Ed runs in and sees it, "By the pit of Hades! This stinks even to me dear readers! I, Ed, must destroy it!" He then pulls Barron O. Beef Dip via hammerspace and incinerates the sock! "I have destroyed the stinky evil! You are saved." Sarah walks up to Ed and POW! Right in the kisser! Ed goes flying out the open window into the backyard pond! "Whoa, dude that was harsh, I mean so he left his sock in here, no reason to freak out on him." Kyle says, "Trust me Kyle, if you lived with him for eight years, you'd understand." Sarah says, bitterly. "Well, if you don't mind Sarah, we gotta go." Says Zoe, Kyle nods and waves bye.

Meanwhile at the playground Double D arrives and sits down on a bench, Paul and Jenna walk over. "Yo, what up DD?" asks Paul "Buenos días, Double D." says Jenna, "Oh, nothing really Paul, and a good morning to you as well Jenna." Double D says as he sits down. Eddy then comes into the park, he has an annoyed look on his face. "Yo McMoney." greets Paul, "Hi Eddy, nice day isn't it?" says Jenna, to which Eddy looks at her with a scared face. "What's up?" she asks, seeing the expression on his face. "Oh dear, Eddy you had that dream again, didn't you?" Double D asks, "Yeah, this time it was worse. I saw old versions of the goths." Eddy replies, "You have nightmares about everyone being old?" asked Jenna, "Yeah, it's been happening every few weeks since last summer, after I got a huge bump on my head. I was out for at least an hour, and that's when I first had it, but then that night I had it again. It was worse when the old Double D said that our whole lives were just stories from the past." Eddy explains, "Man, that's a nightmare if I ever heard one." Jenna comments.

Just then, Zoe and Kyle arrive, "Yo Zeph and Cray-Z!" calls Paul, "Morning Paul." Says Kyle, who has a thinking look on his face, "What's up Kyle? You look a little confused." Jenna asks, "I've been thinking, Double D, Eddy, has Sarah always been angry? She just beat the heck out of Ed for one of his socks being in her room." Kyle asks, "Well Kyle, it's hard to remember. Sarah was born when we were five, so it's been eight years with her, and to be honest, I don't remember where her anger started." Double D explains, "I don't either. All I remember is that she's been nothing but a big mouthed spoiled brat since she was born." Eddy says, "Eddy!" scolds Double D, "Why should I lie? She's been a pain in the butt for years now! She took over Ed's room to stop him from watching a movie marathon, she overloads him with chores, she tells their mom on everything he does, and, and oh God, that time their parents went on a Honeymoon and she kicked Ed out of the house for a week!" This one catches the new arrival's attention.

"Wow, Sarah kicked Ed out while they're parents were gone? I don't know wheater to disgusted or impressed." Jenna says, to which Paul looks at her with a confused look. "So Sarah's anger got so out of control that she thought she could just push Ed around whenever her parents weren't looking?" asks Kyle, "Oh, you don't know the half of it. Allow me to tell the story." Eddy begins.

Flashback

It was a bright spring day in Peach Creek and Eddy and Double D were walking down the sidewalk. "Look around you Eddy, spring, the rebirth of the land, the plants, and the animals. Isn't it glorious?" Double D said proudly, "Nope." Said Eddy, bored with Double D's little nature speech. "Can't you just let me enjoy the resurrection of our land?" "Who are you Tom Burton or something?" "That's Tim Burton Eddy and…what in san hill?" Double D said as he came to an immediate halt, "What?" Eddy asked, before getting hi answer of crashing into a TV! Eddy looked up too see all of Ed's stuff; TV, posters, Tiki mask, figures, everything, outside on Ed's driveway. "What the Hel" "Lo Eddy!" says Ed sitting on his bed, "Ed, forgive me for being nosy, but, what are all of you're belongings doing out on the concrete?" Double D asked, "Oh, my parents are taking a second Honeymoon, so Sarah kicked me out for a week." Ed explained a smile on his face the whole time. Double D and Eddy looked at him in shock. "That little brat!" Eddy yells, "Wait 'ill I get my hands on her!" "Eddy, before you go to the slaughterhouse, May I remind you that you'd be a mere fly to Sarah's elephant?" Eddy stops, and sighs, "I just don't get it Double D, how can an eight year old do this to a thirteen year old? It doesn't make sense I tell ya!"

"I agree with you on this Eddy, however rare situations like that is, Sarah just can't evict Ed out onto the streets." Double D said, "That's it! I'm gonna teach that brat a lesson she's needed for a long time." Eddy said walking up to the door. "Ed, I suggest we step back." "Okay Double D." Ed responded. Eddy beat the door and Sarah answered, "What do you want you no neck idiot?" asked Sarah, "Gee Sarah, could it have anything to do with the fact that you threw Ed out of the house while you're parents are gone?" Eddy yelled, "I don't know what Ed ever did to tick you off so much, but get over it!" Eddy yells, "Well Eddy, here's my response." Sarah said. PUNCH! Eddy went flying into the road, skidding a few times. "The house is mine for the week! And you Eds aren't gonna stop me." She said slamming the door. "Well Eddy, what now?" Double D asked "We can't just leave Ed out here to fend for himself." "I can do it Double D! I watched Tarzan." Ed said. "Ed, we're getting you back in that house even if it kills us." Eddy said with confidence, "Eddy, before we try that, can we at least set Ed up in a place to live until we are successful in our little mission?" Double D asked, "Sure Double D, I know just the place." Eddy said.

"NEVER AGAIN ED BOYS!" Rolf yelled "You Ed boys are lucky Rolf even lets you into Rolf's abode anymore. Good day." Rolf shut the door in their faces, "What's with him?" asked Eddy, "Well, it most certainly couldn't have been the fact that we drove him insane the last time he took Ed in." Double D said sarcastically, "Wait, wait! Country boy let Ed stay in his house for a while?" Paul asks, "Yes, but that's a story for another day." Double D explains, "So where do I go now guys?" Ed asked, "Well I do have a back up plan." Said Eddy.

A little later, the Eds were setting up Ed's stuff inside the retro van, "This is actually a good idea Eddy, well thought out I must say." Double D complimented, "Yeah, yeah, well I Eddy am the man with the plan, right lumpy?" "Sure are Eddy." Ed agreed, "Okay, so, lets begin to plan on how we're going to get Sarah out of the house." Eddy pondered, "Eddy, I suggest we call Ed's parents, when they find out, they'll surly be furious. We just have to get in the house to find their phone number, and call them, and then they'll put an end to this." Double D said, "Yeah, but how will we do that?" asked Ed, "I've got a few ideas." Said Eddy slyly.

"Eddy, they didn't fall for this last time so what makes you think they'll fall for it this time?" asks Double D, "Oh come on, like Sarah will remember that." Eddy said as Ed put the head from their old Trojan doll back on. "Eddy, the chance of this working is zero to" "Get in here!" Eddy shouted as he pulled Double D into the doll, Ed then shut the door, and the Eds pushed their way to the Cul-De-Sac.

Later, when they finally got there, Eddy said "Okay boys, it's show time!" Eddy opened up a small door inside the doll and knocked on the door. Sarah answered and looked up at the doll. "How stupid can they get?" she asked her self. The Eds felt the doll moving and going inside the house. "It's working Double D! It's working!" Eddy whispered, "Why do I have a very bad feeling about this?" asked Double D, "Your mattress Double D, it is answer to all." Ed answered. Soon they felt that they had stopped moving, "We're in." Eddy said he opened up the dolls head and yelled, "Ha! We fooled…you…Sarah…crud."

Sarah had put the doll in the toilet! Eddy turned around to see Sarah at the handle. "Bye-bye." She said smirking as she flushed them down! All three Eds screamed as they went spinning around and finally down the hole.

They landed in the sewer to which Double D said "Eddy, I hate to say I told you so, but…told you so." "Shut up Sock head; let's get out of the sewers." Eddy said in defeat, "Hey guys look; it's that thingy you helped me escape being grounded with." Ed said as he picked up the old device from "3 squares and an Ed." "Ed! That's it; we can get in to the house with this!" Eddy said as he took it from Ed, "Eddy, please can't we just…" "Quite Double D, hurry, we gotta get to Ed's room." Eddy ordered as he hurried towards the hole in Ed's room, "Why do I ever bother? I might as well not exist." Double D said as he and Ed followed.

A few minutes later as the Eds yielded the cement back, "We made it, Ha! Take that Sarah!" Eddy cheered, and then he stopped and looked to see Ed's walls being painted pink! "Oh no she didn't!" "Oh yes I did." Said Sarah, Eddy turned around to see Sarah with a hammer. "And I'll be waiting for you to try this again." She said, smiling. WHAM! She wacked Eddy's head and sent him down the drain.

"Well, we can scratch doing that ever again." Double D said as he got up, wearily. "Guys, maybe we should just let Sarah have her way." Ed said sadly, "No way Ed! That little brat has always gotten away with everything she's ever done to us, but not this time! She's busted or bust!" Eddy declared. "I know these two are going to be the death of me." Double D moaned, "Come on, I got an Idea." Eddy said as the other two followed him.

Later at the Junkyard, Eddy presented Double D and Ed with two old trashed Go-Karts. "Eddy, why are you showing us this?" asked Double D, "Okay Double D, you're going to fix these things then we challenge Sarah to a race for ownership of the house." Eddy explained. "An acceptable idea Eddy, but it will take until tomorrow to fix these two." Double D said, "Then get started! Ed you come with me." "Whatever you say Eddy." Said Ed as he followed Eddy as Double D began work on the Go-Karts.

Later at Ed's house Eddy was dressed as an elf, and Ed as Santa Clause. "Eddy, I don't think Santa would like me pretending to be him." "Don't worry Lumpy, just climb up that chimney." "Okay Eddy." Ed climbed up the chimney and then jumped down. When Ed landed in the fireplace he saw Sarah sitting in a chair watching TV. She turned around to see him, she growled, got up, and walked over to him. "Ed, why the heck are you dressed as Santa?" "I am not Ed silly little girl, I Santa am just early." Ed cheered, "I can't believe we're related." Sarah said bitterly.

Eddy looked up, "What's going on?" he wondered, then he hared a punching sound, he looked up to see Ed coming right towards him. Ed crashed on top of Eddy, "Sorry Eddy, she's too smart for me." Eddy sighed, "Lets get to Double D, maybe he's done by now."

Eddy and Ed arrived exhausted and beaten to the junkyard. "What's up Double D?' Eddy asked as Double D worked on the Go-Karts. "Well, Eddy I'm sorry, but I'll have to finish this later. It's time for Dinner. Good night Ed." Double D said, "Fine, see ya tomorrow Ed, have a nice night." Eddy said as he left with Double D. Ed got in to the retro van, and turned the TV on.

The next morning Double D and Eddy returned to the junkyard "I hope Ed had a nice sleep." Said Double D, "He can sleep through anything Double D, don't worry about it." When they arrived they saw Ed sitting in the retro van's back with the doors open. "Hi guys, are we gonna try to get Sarah out again today?" asked Ed, "Heck yes Ed." Eddy answered, "Alright gentlemen, go waste an hour so I can finish these repairs." Double D said.

ONE HOUR LATER

"Thank you, and now gentlemen, they are ready!" Double D announced proudly, "Sweet. Let's go boys; we got us a brat to beat." Eddy said. Later Eddy got into the center of the Cul-De-Sac and picked up a traffic cone and shouted "Attention Sarah, we challenge you to a race!" Sarah and Jimmy came out of the house, while Rolf, Jonny, Nazz, and Kevin gathered around. "What's going on?" asked Nazz, "We challenge you Sarah to a race for possession of the house! Do you accept?" Eddy yelled, "Do it Sarah! Show them whose boss!" cheered Jimmy. "I accept!" Sarah yelled.

Later Double D, Ed, Nazz, Kevin, Jonny, Jimmy, Plank, and Rolf sat in an unfinished house that would be Jenna's house, while Eddy and Sarah sat in the Go-Karts. "The rules are, whoever makes it around the unfinished Cul-De-Sac first is the winner of this race." Double D explained. "Oh, this is gonna be epic, the big mouth vs. Dorky!" laughed Kevin, "Go Eddy!" cheered Jonny. "Get ready to eat my dust." Said Sarah, "In you're dreams Mammoth Mouth." Eddy sneered. "On your mark! Get set! GO!" cried Double D.

"Well to save you the gruesome details, Sarah won." Double D explains to the group, "Oh man, come on what happened?" Zoe asks, "Vamos Double D, what happened?" Jenna asks, "I'm sorry, but there are young present." Motioning to Kyle and Zoe. Paul looks at Eddy, who is shivering. "What's wrong with you McMoney?" Paul asks, "The bumping." Eddy says quietly. "Now, on with the story." Said Double D

"Well, that was embarrassing." Double D said as they went back to the junk yard. "I can't believe it Double D! She was so vicious!" cried Eddy, "Don't worry Eddy, because I've got a plan!" Ed said, "Ed, no offence, but after the last time I will never try another one of your plans again!" Double D said, "But wait, we do that Dolly thingy again, but we put our voices inside of the dolly to fool Sarah while our bodies get inside my house!" explained Ed, "How stupid can you be Ed?" asked Eddy, "Wait Eddy, Ed might have something here. If we were to trick Sarah into thinking we were inside the doll, we could get into the house." Double D elaborated. "Ed came up with something smart?" Eddy said confused.

Later that day the Eds pushed the giant metal doll up to the door, yet again. Eddy knocked on the door and they jumped in the bushes. "This is a piece of genius." Eddy muttered, "Quiet, she's coming." Said Double D. Sarah answered the door and when she saw the doll yet again she was furious. "That's it; I'm sending these three losers over the falls!" Sarah picked up the doll, she heard what sounded like the Eds whispering, which was really just a tape recorder and a bunch of junk to make it feel like the Eds were in there, and ran off in direction of the waterfall.

"It worked!" cheered Eddy as he saw Sarah had left the door opened, "But we still have to learn where Ed's parents' number is Eddy." Double D said, "Then let us waste no time!" Eddy said as the trio ran in, closing the door.

Sarah reached the top of the falls and prepared to drop the doll. "Bye-bye morons!" she said evilly, the she heard the tape recorder saying "Okay guys, I think this is enough." "Alright Eddy." "Quack!" Ed cheered. Sarah let the doll fall, only to see a bunch of junk and a tape recorder. Sarah growled and realized what they were up to and rushed with cartoon speed back to the Cul-De-Sac.

Eddy searched the Sarah's bedroom while Double D searched the living room and Ed searched the kitchen. Eddy walked down to meet Double D. "Anything?" Double D asked, "Nope, nothing." Eddy reported, "My search had an all too similar out come I'm afraid." Double D said, "Guys I found it!" cheered Ed, "Wait to go Monobrow!" Just then the door flew open to reveal Sarah! She growled and grabbed Eddy and threw him into the Cul-De-Sac, she quickly did the same to Double D. Ed came out, "Guys are you…okay?" Ed came in to asks, but saw Sarah, and he were quickly dispatched, but Sarah grabbed the number from him first.

"Eddy, just give it up, she's too good." Double D said weakly, "Never! That little brat is gonna pay!" "We'll never win Eddy!" Ed cried, "Eddy! We want in on this!" said a voice. The Eds turned around to see Jonny and Plank! "Whoa, wait a sec, Jonny was in on this too? Why?" asks Jenna, "Wait a second and you'll know." Double D answers. "Jonny?" asked Double D "What do you want baldy?" asks Eddy, "Plank and I want revenge on Sarah too; she's been a big meany to us for years so we're helping you out on this and Plank's got the perfect plan." "Sounds intriguing." "But, we'll need a way to get into the house." Jonny said, "Oh I can do that." Said Ed as he pulled the house key out of his pockets. "You had that key all this time, didn't you Ed?" Double D asked, "Yep.", Eddy growled in pure anger.

Later that day as the sun began to set; Sarah and Jimmy were playing in the front yard. Eddy, Double D, and Ed pushed the Go-Kart to the end of the lane. "Eddy, we are have so much pain!" Ed whispered "I know Ed, but it'll be worth it. What are you writing Sockhead?" Eddy said as he saw Double D writing on a piece of paper. "My will, incase we fail." He answered, "Let's do this boys." Eddy said with determination.

The Eds rode out on the Go-Kart and snatched up one of Jimmy's dolls, "Dolly! No!" Jimmy cried, "Catch us if you can!" Eddy called as they drove away from the Cul-De-Sac. "Come on Jimmy, I'm ending this!" Sarah yelled as she and Jimmy gave chase. As soon as they were out of sight, Jonny and Plank jumped out from the bushes. "Part one is a success buddy! Now let's get on to part two." Jonny said as he took the key Ed gave him out and quickly unlocked the door.

Double D looked behind him to see Sarah coming up fast! "Eddy! She's gaining on us!" Just then there was a large bump, Sarah had jumped on the kart! Sarah grabbed the struggling Double D and sent him flying and screaming away. Eddy and Ed screamed, Eddy swerved trying to throw her off. "Ed take the wheel." Eddy ordered, he then got up and began fist fighting with Sarah, "Give up Sarah!" "Never!" she then grabbed Eddy's hands and threw him into the dirt that was speeding away from them. Ed gasped as he realized he was alone against Sarah!

Jimmy walked past the injured Double D who tried to get up. "Serves you right." Said Jimmy smartly, then Eddy crashed into Jimmy. Ed quickly stopped the Go-kart and jumped out and ran for his life. "Not in happy place!" he cried as he ran for dear life, but to no avail as Sarah quickly ambushed him without mercy.

As night fell, Sarah dragged Eddy, Ed, and Double D back to the Cul-De-Sac, to perform some sort of punishment as she saw fit. "Now where do I start? Oh, how about burying you in the sand box all night? Or how about leaving you out for the Kankers? Huh?" she stopped to see Jonny standing in the doorway! "Part two a success, part three begins…" he held up a phone, "now." "SARAH!" yelled Mrs. Christensen, "You are in big trouble young lady." "We win! We finally win." cheered Eddy.

"And that was the epic tale of how we finally beat Sarah." Eddy says with pride. "Wow Eddy, what'd Sarah do? I mean as far as I know she's not one to let something like that go." Kyle says, "Zeph is right, did Huffy Puff ever get back at you?" Paul asks, "Nope, 'cause we're too good for her." Eddy says with pride. "Is that so?" asks Sarah from behind Eddy, Eddy screams and hides behind Double D. "Now Sarah, I know what Eddy did to you was pretty harsh, but you gotta admit you kinda deserved it." Kyle says, coming to Eddy's defense. "I'm not getting any revenge on Eddy, I overheard the story, and remembered the whole thing. And all I can say is, well done Eddy." Sarah says offering her hand for Eddy to shake. Eddy comes out from behind Double D and takes Sarah's hand to shake. "Well thanks Saraaaaahhhhhhhhhh!" he screams as Sarah punches him up into the sky, he then lands in the lane. "Can't believe he fell for that." Sarah says, walking away. Jenna mutters something in Spanish, then grabs Paul by the arm "Think I forgot?" she asks "I, I, I don't know what you're talking about Paul says innocently. BAM! Paul goes flying as well. Zoe walks away saying "Well time for lunch." Followed by Jenna to continue her jog. Kyle and Double D look at each other, "What know?" asks Kyle, "Abrupt ending?" says Double D.

THE ABRUPT END

So episode 4 is done with. Twenty to go.

Trivia: Dark Glass is actually an unproduced Beast Wars Transformers Episode, which has been sought after by fans for years.

Next Week: Ed-cott