Man, this story's getting quite some views. It's.. it's putting a sweet tear in my eye.. ... Ahh.. ... aahhhh...
Youmu: "Are you trying to cry?"
I gotta make it for the audience. I gotta put on a good show. And good description. Get back to the fic, missy.
Mission 4: Somebody's Watching Me
And she got no privacy.
"You are the lamest joker I have ever met, you know that?"
Right, right. Let's just get on with the whole ordeal. ...By the way, have some fanservice of Youmu in a shower-
"PUT THAT PEN AWAY, YOU PERVERTED SCUM BUCKET!"
Hey, at least it didn't even show a silhouette of you. Nor a closeup of your rear end, which Tameem actually did quite a lot for Kat. Consider yourself lucky- oh my prosciutto, she got out ass naked-
"Shut up."
...So Youmu's in a hotel, readying herself for the journey ahead. The wonders of Red Orbs, when they turn into legitimate money while you use them outside of offerings. Hey, I had to replicate Tameem's gifts to his special cast SOMEHOW. Alas, after sitting while covered fully with a towel for a couple of minutes, she got her clothes after they cleaned, slipping them on afterwards, coat, socks, and all. Of course, the only thing not in there was her boots, and we both know boots get dirty anyway. Might just clean them after another trek.
Where is she going now? Just wandering the streets again, and walking past a man with a Level 5 scale of fatness. There is only one label for that level: DAYUM. Youmu just tried to pass, but her hand slipped and knocked his Virility can away.
And here comes the camera. And Limbo being bright as all fuck.
Ding!
"Are you shitting me right now. You have to be. ... I'm not going to take this. I'm done."
We've got some Shielded Pathos for you, so suck it up and fight the Stygian-Pathos horde-
...Or use Flame Spite to kill everything in one shot. I guess Youmu only upgrades her Insightful Sword. Once you get a counter that kills in one hit, it's pretty akin to a dodge that evades everything and gives you free time to attack.
Oh. And damage boost on all attacks. As well. Also. Let's cover all of your eyes, this rape is inappropriate for children, adults, AND seniors.
Youmu now looked up at the eye, and her hookshot appeared, flaming on and catching that eye to pull it down. The next area was now open, and she walked forwards, stopping just a hair early from being tossed up with the environment, bent, and sent into a deep abyss below.
"Well. I could just fly. ...Nah, let's make this entertaining. If I'm stuck here, I might as well-"
She heard the voice of a Lost Soul, running for it and finding it along with a key.
"I THOUGHT KAT WAS A WHOOOOOORE!"
And then he was sent free. At least he got his wish early, since Kat's dead now. Welp, time to get back to work, and Youmu started to walk in the proper path. Because Tameem declares everything to be curvy. Especially pathways. ...What, do you think he'd focus on the boobs and asses? Well, you'd be wrong.
"..." Youmu, do not get breast envy now. "Oh?" Oh hey, it's the lungs.
Insightful Sword is the solution to all life's problems. This is no exception.
"Good job, you missed." Should make more sense in the demo than a "Nicely done, girls". But hey, Youmu has no guns- I DIDN'T MEAN THAT FOR YOUR CHEST OKAY DON'T HURT ME
"...Tsk." Now she jumped over the smallest, least threatening excuse of a bottomless pit ever, and started to see a new enemy.
Shielded Bathos
"Oh. Speaking of guns." Yeah. Speaking of guns, this one is using a shield with it. Of course, in the world of DmC, shields are mere toys to the Demon Pull, and the Flare Hookshot is no different. Pull the Bathos twice, then slice it up. Simple.
"Someone once told me I needed to face fear to get over it-" ...We're going there, aren't we. "Well, why not take a step further and cut my fear into little PIECES-" And she's going on a rampage, pulling some enemies in with the Frost Roukanken. "THEN SET MY FEAR ON FIRE-" Now she's using Flame Roukanken.. and they were all dead. "...aww."
Oh yeah, almost forgot. The wall speech.
WHO ARE YOU?
"So the walls literally can speak." She shrugged, then started to head down another path. Oh hey, the walls are closing in. Might as well just fly past.
"Hah. Simple. Now, who's coming..?"
Flame Knight
"Ahh. Well, this should be obvious." She walked over and did her Frost Element counter: Mirror Frost. This attack froze the Flame Knight in place, and now she can take all the time she wants to rampage on the knight. After a while, it was dead. Are you surprised?
"Ehh?! What?! Easy Mode?! How boring! Only grade schoolers play on Easy Mode! Kyahahahaha!" Keep note that this was in Youmu's head while she synced with slashes. This game was on Easy Mode, no matter if Hard was selected. Shamefur dispray. Might as well have fun with Level 1 combos, and start slashing to the tune of Overdrive. Apparently, she likes Reisen's singing.
But then, she started to see two eyes. Hookshot one. Hookshot two. And then more enemies! Joy! Well, one Mirror Frost and Flame Spite later, everything was dead. Again.
"At least you died for a horrible cause." She spun Roukanken, then slowly sheathed it, walking towards an open path. Now, the creators of the world thought through this very eloquently. Let's have Limbo go apeshit!
Youmu just abused her ability to fly, and flew over everything flinging at her. And soon, she was at a church, seeing a glowing spot on a stained glass window all the way at the back, but some enemies were around- fuck it!
Ding!
And soon, we return to the real world, the church bells ringing, before Youmu flung herself out of the stained glass window, landing and starting to walk away. "Back onto the road..." ...But of course, you can't have a church without a stained glass window. Because it will fall behind Youmu.
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