Thank you to all my fans! If there is one thing I'm not missing it's love and admiration. Enjoy this one.

Kenny is seen in a cage, sleeping, with an arm with a red armguard (obviously Kai's) poking him with a stick and giggling.

" Kai, stop that." says Ray.

" Aww." he turns to Ray in a chef 's hat and an apron.

Ray with French accent. "Hello! Dis iz KaiRayRayKai Pro-duke-sion num-bear one hun-dread. I am...(drops accent) acting pretty gay actually."

" For real, man. I was close to tears."

"Anyway, I'm Ray."

Kai to camera in similar accent "And I'm Kai, still actingz gay." back to Ray.

" Fuck you, man. Anyway, as you can see, Kai used his creative face-painting talent to paint gay, curly mustaches on us."

" Any idiot could do it."

" Since you do it everyday, you are the #1 idiot!" full of pride.

" Do you really wanna get hurt?" full of .....anger.

" No, actually. Like I mentioned before, this is the 100th video we do, and WE RE HAVING A BARBECUE!!! Thing is, we don t have a barbecue."

" Steal it from the house next door, genius."

" No Kai. I'm sure Grandpa has one."

After finding Grandpa...

" Hey, Grandpa? Do you have a barbecue around here?" asks Ray.

" Sure thing, dawg! Hang here for a second." he leaves.

" If he calls me a fucking dog one more time..."

" Chill."

" He called me a dog 15 times this week. It s only Tuesday."

" There there."

" Why does it seem like you don t really care?"

" Dude, I never care."

" Here ya go, homeboys!"

" Thanx."says Kai.

Returning to the Kenny-in-a-cage...

" Hm. Our elf woke up." annouces Ray.

" What the fuck!? Get me out!" Kenny starts to freak out.

" Ray, care to explain?"

" Suuure. Kenny is our human sacrifice to the great, powerful, almighty (getting excited as he speaks) most awesome, omniscient, all-knowing god of...stupidneness...in other words, the god Kai and I made up who mystically sends us the ideas of what to do with our next production."

" Damn straight! All hail the great Hupolitis!"

" What the fuck did I do to deserve this?" wonders Kenny.

" If you ll just follow me I ll show you what we re cooking." Ray says to the camera.

They walk over to a table covered with a towel.

" Behold! (removes towel to reveal items) First up, winders, also known as ripcords, old, new, and broken. These should come out crunchy!" Ray smiles.

" Nnooooooooooooooooooo!" Kenny screams.

" I think Kenny is trying to tell you something." Kai tells Ray.

" How d you get that idea?"

" Well, he is screaming like a freaking 5-year old girl."

" That still doesn t explain how you got that idea."

" ...you're right. Let s move on."

" Mother fuckers." mumers Kenny.

" Next we have Tyson s cap. He won't notice it s gone cuz he's currently making out with Max I mean Hilary..." Ray tries to make Tyson and Max sound gay (which they aren't)

" Dude, are you trying to tell us something, like Max and Tyson are gay?"

" Possibly. But I won't know, cuz I can't give off hints of Tyson being gay."

" Isn't Max with Miriam?"

" Possibly. I've been sworn to secrecy."

" What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing. Let's just move on."

" Yes, let's."

" We have Max's broken gold chain, aluminum foil, my bandana...oh crap, I want that (takes it back) I tried to steal Kai's scarf, but to no avail, Max's Batman, Spiderman, and Superman underwear, one of Kenny s ties..."

" Nnooooo!" he screams again.

" Tyson s leather gloves...KAI!!"

Kai's arm is seen playing with toy cars." Vrooom, vroom! Oooom! Screech! Crash!"

" Fuck, Kai!! Stop it!"

" No." he pretends to cry.

Ray sighs. "Yes, toy cars, and last but not least, Dizzi!"

" OOH MY GOOOO(chokes)OOOD! You can t! Dizzi, I love you! You don t know what you mean to me!"

" Shut up." threatens Kai. "You re in there for a reason, besides being our guinea pig and human sacrifice; to scare you into not screaming."

" So let s start cooking!" Ray says jumping up and down.

" I finally get to have my homemade Kenny burgers!!!"

" Fuck no!" defends Kenny.

" Fuck yes!" says Kai.

" Fuck no." he tries again.

"FUUUCK YEEESS!"

" Fuck you, both." Ray says.

" Kay. We ll put the winders, Tyson s cap and gloves, and Max s chain and underwear first." says Kai.

After placing them nicely on the grill...

" Why the fuck isn t it working?!" screams Ray.

" Because we didn t fucking turn it on."

" How the fuck do you do that?!"

" I have no fucking clue but I have an idea. DRANZER!! FIRE ARROW!"

" My master is a fucking idiot, but okay." thinks Dranzer as he fires at the grill.

" Oh yeah, you're sooo cool." mocks Ray.

" It's fucking working, no!?"

Max, Tyson, and Hilary run outside to see why Kai summoned Dranzer.

" What's going on? Kenny? What are you doing in there?" questions Tyson.

Kenny is too busy crying to answer.

" Ray? Kai? What the fuck have you guys been smoking?!" yells Max.

" MAX!" crys Kai, obviously happy to see his personal punching-bag. He drops the camera and runs toward Max, jumps him and starts punching him. All is caught on tape. "How you doing, buddy?! (punch) How you doing, buddy?! (punch) How you doing, buddy?! (punch) How you doing, buddy?! (punch)"

" Fuck, STOP!!!" Max trys to protect himself.

" (gasp) Attitude, huh? I LL LEARN YOU!!!" Kai removes his scarf and starts choking Max with it. "DIE!" He is pulled off two minutes later. "Hope that teaches you a lesson, Maxy." He picks up the camera and goes over to the grill. "How is the stuff looking, Ray?"

" Hm...good I guess."

The winders were all melted and burnt. Tyson's stuff was unrecognizable along with Max's underwear, but his chain was holding on.

" Change the chain for two toy cars and Kenny's tie." recommends Kai.

"Sweet fucking mother of God, they re barbecuing your stuff, guys!" warns Hilary.

"Nnooo!" scream Tyson and Max as they run to the grill.

"Liar. Those look like unearthly 3D shapes." says Tyson.

"Yeah, really. Just looking at them make me nauseous." gags Max.

"Guys, say hello to former Tyson s cap and gloves, former Max s underwear, and former winders!" Ray says as he picks up a piece of winder and brings it over to Kenny. "Eat."

" Have you fucking lost it?! I'm not eating that shit!"

" I never fucking had it. Now eat."

Kai comes over and threatens Kenny with his scarf. "Remember what I did to Max?" turns to Max hanging on a clothes line.

" How'd you do that so quickly?" questions Ray.

"...Idunno. Anyway, eat."

Kenny whimpers and takes a bite. "That s fucking disgusting! What did you put!? (throws up)"

"We both spat on it and put BBQ sauce...5 years out of date. And that wasn t the answer I was looking for." Ray says as Kai holds up his threatening scarf.

"Crunchy?" guesses Kenny.

" There we go. Let s dump everything else on the grill." Ray goes toward Kai who is at the barbecue.

"Way ahead of you, man." Everything is already on the grill, minus Dizzi."I'm gonna keep this."

"Nnooo! You can t. I need my porno." mummbles Kenny.

"What?!" exclaims Ray.

"I, uh, don't know." Kenny tries to hide what he said.

"Hey, dude, he s right. Check it out." Kai holds up Dizzi and shows the screen to Ray.

"Holy crap! It 's Mariah! And...Tyson? What the fuck!?"

"I remember getting drunk on New Year s Eve. It must have been then, since that s when every-single-one gets together." explains Tyson slowly, trying to ensure he won't get killed.

"Im gonna kill you!!!" Ray chases Tyson around. "Aaaaarrrrrggghh!"

"Heeeellp!"

Kai is still looking at pictures "Duuuuuude. These are sweet! (to camera) Well, Tyson is gonna get killed by Ray, Max is still hanging from a clothesline, Hilary is hitting her head against random solid objects, and Im checking out porn. Everyone is happy! Now, Kenny, say something smart before I take your computer away forever."

Kenny thinks"Save a plant, eat a vegetarian."

"Good enough. Im Kai...(looks for Ray) RAY!"

Ray stops for a second"Im Ray. Goodnight! DIE, TYSON! (runs after him)"

"I love this happy family!" says Kai with a happy childish smile to the camera before he closes it.