I feel as though it is time for the Arkos tribute. I know this ship could never happen from this point on, but I really feel as though I need to put this in, since Arkos has always been and will always be one of my OTPs. I don't own anything here except the story. This will contain many other hints at other ships as well. Without further ado…

WARNING: ALCOHOL INCLUDED.

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"Truth." Yang was mixing more drinks for them, although, frankly, they didn't need any more.

"Who's the hottest girl in the room?" Jaune challenged first, taking another swig of his drink.

"Oh, it's Blake, no contest." Yang's words were slightly slurred, but she still had enough left in her to tip back what was left in her cup down her throat.

Pyrrha let out a whoop as she sat herself down in Jaune's lap, giggling and booping his nose. "Who's next?"

"Ruby, truth or dare?" Yang turned to her younger sister for the first time that night, who was politely sipping a juice box in the corner next to Oscar and checking the time, waiting to make her escape.

"Truth." Ruby said cautiously, looking nervously at Oscar, the only other sober person in the room. He let out a little shrug.

"Hmmm. Who do you like?" Yang giggled again, pouring more shots.

"Crescent Rose." Ruby said without missing a beat. That had been her answer all evening, and none of them had seemed to realize that Crescent Rose wasn't actually a person, yet.

"Who's that again?" Sun slurred. "He sounds familiar…"

"Yeah, he's been training at Beacon with us, Sun. I think I introduced you two at one point."

"Oh that's right! He's the… that one." Sun said proudly. "Yeah, I know him!"

Oscar let out a quiet chuckle and put his hand over Ruby's.

"Cool cool. 'N what 'bout you, Oscar? Who do you like?" Sun asked with a dopey smile, forgetting the rules.

Oscar opened his mouth to respond to Sun, but there was a shriek from Yang's direction, and a thunk that sounded like she had thrown something heavy. "It's not your turn!"

"Yang! Put down the dresser, please!" Blake frantically called out.

"No!" Yang growled out through gritted teeth, her eyes a burning red.

"Not even if I give you a kiss?" The question was said very quietly, but the thunk of the dresser being set down was answer enough, and proof that Yang had heard the question.

Ruby shivered. I forgot Yang was an angry drunk. "Truth or Dare Pyrrha?" Ruby asked, trying to take the heat off of Sun.

"Dare me!" Pyrrha, while usually so calm and composed, was now a giggling, flirting mess. "No, wait, truth me! No, dare!"

Ruby blinked, allowing her brain to catch up. "Ok. Stand up and bawk like a chicken." She addressed Pyrrha carefully, trying to keep this PG.

"Whatever." Pyrrha yawned. As soon as this had been done, she turned to Jaune. "Jaune, truth or dare?"

"Why has no one chosen meeeeeeee?"

Ruby looked over to see that the cry had come from Weiss, who was sobbing in the corner. So Weiss is a sad drunk. Ruby snapped a quick picture on her scroll, to show the heiress later. And probably to laugh at. Ok, definitely to laugh at.

Yang quickly threw herself down next to the distraught heiress, giving her a quick peck on the cheek. "Don't be sad, Ice Queen!" She called out cheerfully.

Unfortunately, this only made the heiress sob harder. "Why does everyone keep calling me that?" She wailed. "Am I really that mean?"

"Dare." Jaune finally said, tried to sound confident and failing miserably. He was acting even more insecure tonight than usually, and he'd only had half a glass of beer.

"Hmm…" Pyrrha suddenly grinned, standing up and twirling to her closet, eventually pulling out a shimmery white dress. "Put this on!"

"Pyrrha, I don't think I will fit in that…" Jaune's face was panic stricken, and you could almost see flashbacks in his eyes to the last time he had to wear a dress.

"The least you can do is try it on…" Ren pointed out sensibly, speaking up for the first time that night, as he had spent the first half of the night watching Nora get drunk and fall asleep on him, and spent the second half just sitting there petting her hair absentmindedly and sipping from a large bottle.

Jaune winced as he trudged to the bathroom in shame, emerging a few minutes later, bright red and wearing the white dress.

The room burst into laughter. "What is that!?" Ruby cackled, forgetting to be diplomatic.

"He looks better than me in a dress!" Weiss sobbed into Blake's lap, and the faunus pet her hair a little, unsure of what to do.

Oscar even let out a small chuckle.

"I think you look very pretty, Jaune." Pyrrha chuckled. "A true damsel in distress."

Jaune just pulled the hem of the dress down as low as he could.

"Well I think Jaune's been very sporting here…" Oscar said nervously, having recovered from his small fit of chuckling. No, no, no! Mr. Arc in a dress is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen! Don't let him take it off! Ozpin cackled inside of his head. Oscar simply rolled his eyes. How was Ozpin drunk if he hadn't touched a drop of alcohol that evening?

"You're redder than Pyrrha's hair!" Yang cackled wildly. "Oh that's beautiful!"

"You can change now Jaune, if you want want to." Oscar spoke up once again, and Ruby grabbed his hand in silent warning.

"No he can't!" Yang gasped out. "He has to wear it the rest of the night!"

"Excuse me?"

Pyrrha let out another belly laugh. "Don't worry, Jaune. Sit down."

Jaune did as he was told. "Truth or Dare Sun?"

"Truth!"

"Have you ever kissed a girl? If so who?" Jaune downed another shot.

"Yeah Blake and I totally wen-" Sun was cut off by a flying tackle from Blake. "Pyrrha, truth or dare?" He wheezed out.

"Truth."

"When will you just give it up already and tell Jaune you like him?" Sun grumbled, grabbing Blake as he did and sitting her in his lap, and massaging his side.

"Well-" Pyrrha slurred, "I really don't know why I haven't." She began playing with Jaune's hair. "He's super funny, and nice, and he only likes me for me...Or the cereal." She stopped and pondered this for a minute. "Naw." She let out a small chuckle at that, which quickly turned into yet another full belly laugh.

"Why don't you tell him that, then?" Everyone turned to look at Pyrrha for this one.

Pyrrha let out a little hiccup, then giggled. "I suppose it's because he does this strange little wheezing thing whenever I flirt with him, which I do find quite cute. I'll say something blatantly suggestive, and he'll double over coughing. It'll leave a girl very confused to if you like her or not, Jaune." Pyrrha turned and pouted at Jaune, who was staring at her in wonder.

"Why didn't you tell me?" He whispered. "Pyrrha, I love you!" Ok so maybe Jaune had had a few more shots than he thought he had.

It didn't matter, because at that moment, Pyrrha had bounded across the room to attack him with a flying hug and kiss him all over his face. Everyone else sat there awkwardly as this occurred, eventually breathing a collective sigh of relief as they broke apart, though Pyrrha's hand stayed around Jaune's hip posessively.

"Well, it was bound to happen eventually." Ruby sighed.

"Truth or Dare, Jaune?"

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So I know it's crap, but I've been toying with this chapter forever (I know, I suck) and I just needed to get it out there, and move on. (Also I've been working super hard on a SPN oneshot I cant wait to share!) So I'll be doing a Jaune X Yang one next (On request!) but I was wondering about your guys opinions on character X reader ships? I've never done one, but i was wondering if I should try my hand at them. Please let me know what you think! Thanks!