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Chapter Four: Q&A: Hannibal Roy Bean

[In XS Interview Room]

Manager: Look bean, I don't really care for you, since you're just the same off stage as you are onstage… *growls*

HRB: *sniggers* If you're talkin' 'bout me switchin' your chicken burrito with the five bean burrito-

Manager: And switching my Coke with a Pepsi!

HRB: O_o You could actually taste the difference?

Manager: Of course! Coke tastes better than Pepsi! Duh!

HRB: Huh, I could never tell the difference.

Manager: *mumbles* Of course not, everything tastes the same to a small country accented bean head.

HRB: Whatcha say?

Manager: Um, nothing. Here, read this question and answer it. *hands note card with CupKake123's question*

HRB: *snatches card and reads:*

Q: Yo, bean dude what was it like in the Ying Yang world?

HRB: *begins to crumple up card*

Manager: Humph, attitude much? *sees HRB crumpling up note card* And, what do you think you're doing?

HRB: *throws crumpled up card at Manager*

Manager: Hey! Watch it bean! Or else I may accidentally drown you in the bean dip!

HRB: *ignores threat* Why do I have to answer that ridiculous question?

Manager: Because the reviewer wants to know!

HRB: *rolls eyes* I'm not gonna answer it.

Manager: Yes you will!

HRB: I will not!

Manager: Will!

HRB: Not!

Manager: Will!

HRB: Not!

Manager: I say will!

HRB: And I said not!

Manager: *grins evil smirk* Oh, yes you will~!

HRB: What'd ya mean by that? *raises eyebrow*

Manager: You know that lima bean in the fridge?

HRB: *blushes* Umm, yeah? …Linda?

Manager: Ooh! Even got the girl- bean's name!

HRB: *blushes darker shade of red (if it's possible)* What are you saying?

Manager: If you don't answer the question… *points to a screen showing another room in the XS studio. There is a small lima bean hooked to a piece of string being slowly lowered into a pot of boiling hot oil by a small toy crane.* Linda, the lima bean gets it!

HRB: Noo! Don't do it!

Manager: *_* Seriously? You do know that there are other lima beans to hook up with, right? There are even, a few string beans, baked beans, and a couple of nice looking black eyed peas to flirt with.

HRB: No! They aren't like her!

Manager: *whispers to readers* Get a load of this! Hannibal Roy Bean being open with his emotions! I hope the security cameras have this on tape! I might post it on YouTube. *turns to terrified HRB* So? Are you going to answer the question, or not?

HRB: *still staring at screen* It was dark, and kinda creepy. Everything was out of shape and twisted all 'round. And it was really boring. There, are you happy with your answer?

Manager: Eh, I guess. I'll let the lima bean go now. *looks for remote to stop the crane* Uh- oh….

HRB: What'd ya mean, 'Uh- oh'?

Manager: *shuffles backwards to door* Uh, he he… I lost the remote to stop the crane.

HRB: WHAT? *turns to screen* Noo! Linda!

[On screen the bean is shown being fried and oil sizzling and splattering]

HRB: You… *turns to Manager who is unlocking the door* You killed her!

Manager: *unlocks door and runs away from the hopping bean* I didn't mean to! Anyway, I think you and that baked bean; Betty would be a better couple!

HRB: *growls and runs after Manager with a hammer from the props box* Ooh, when I get done with you, you're gonna see Linda in a moment!

Manager: *hides in girl's bathroom* Phew, OK, I lost him for a moment. Well, that was the last B.T.S installment for CupKake123. (Well, for now. I'm sure she added more reviews.) Next up, will be the installments for Pickles AreTasty.

HRB: I can hear you! And I'm comin' to get ya!

Manager: *hides in a stall* Bye!