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Chapter Four: Q&A: Hannibal Roy Bean
[In XS Interview Room]
Manager: Look bean, I don't really care for you, since you're just the same off stage as you are onstage… *growls*
HRB: *sniggers* If you're talkin' 'bout me switchin' your chicken burrito with the five bean burrito-
Manager: And switching my Coke with a Pepsi!
HRB: O_o You could actually taste the difference?
Manager: Of course! Coke tastes better than Pepsi! Duh!
HRB: Huh, I could never tell the difference.
Manager: *mumbles* Of course not, everything tastes the same to a small country accented bean head.
HRB: Whatcha say?
Manager: Um, nothing. Here, read this question and answer it. *hands note card with CupKake123's question*
HRB: *snatches card and reads:*
Q: Yo, bean dude what was it like in the Ying Yang world?
HRB: *begins to crumple up card*
Manager: Humph, attitude much? *sees HRB crumpling up note card* And, what do you think you're doing?
HRB: *throws crumpled up card at Manager*
Manager: Hey! Watch it bean! Or else I may accidentally drown you in the bean dip!
HRB: *ignores threat* Why do I have to answer that ridiculous question?
Manager: Because the reviewer wants to know!
HRB: *rolls eyes* I'm not gonna answer it.
Manager: Yes you will!
HRB: I will not!
Manager: Will!
HRB: Not!
Manager: Will!
HRB: Not!
Manager: I say will!
HRB: And I said not!
Manager: *grins evil smirk* Oh, yes you will~!
HRB: What'd ya mean by that? *raises eyebrow*
Manager: You know that lima bean in the fridge?
HRB: *blushes* Umm, yeah? …Linda?
Manager: Ooh! Even got the girl- bean's name!
HRB: *blushes darker shade of red (if it's possible)* What are you saying?
Manager: If you don't answer the question… *points to a screen showing another room in the XS studio. There is a small lima bean hooked to a piece of string being slowly lowered into a pot of boiling hot oil by a small toy crane.* Linda, the lima bean gets it!
HRB: Noo! Don't do it!
Manager: *_* Seriously? You do know that there are other lima beans to hook up with, right? There are even, a few string beans, baked beans, and a couple of nice looking black eyed peas to flirt with.
HRB: No! They aren't like her!
Manager: *whispers to readers* Get a load of this! Hannibal Roy Bean being open with his emotions! I hope the security cameras have this on tape! I might post it on YouTube. *turns to terrified HRB* So? Are you going to answer the question, or not?
HRB: *still staring at screen* It was dark, and kinda creepy. Everything was out of shape and twisted all 'round. And it was really boring. There, are you happy with your answer?
Manager: Eh, I guess. I'll let the lima bean go now. *looks for remote to stop the crane* Uh- oh….
HRB: What'd ya mean, 'Uh- oh'?
Manager: *shuffles backwards to door* Uh, he he… I lost the remote to stop the crane.
HRB: WHAT? *turns to screen* Noo! Linda!
[On screen the bean is shown being fried and oil sizzling and splattering]
HRB: You… *turns to Manager who is unlocking the door* You killed her!
Manager: *unlocks door and runs away from the hopping bean* I didn't mean to! Anyway, I think you and that baked bean; Betty would be a better couple!
HRB: *growls and runs after Manager with a hammer from the props box* Ooh, when I get done with you, you're gonna see Linda in a moment!
Manager: *hides in girl's bathroom* Phew, OK, I lost him for a moment. Well, that was the last B.T.S installment for CupKake123. (Well, for now. I'm sure she added more reviews.) Next up, will be the installments for Pickles AreTasty.
HRB: I can hear you! And I'm comin' to get ya!
Manager: *hides in a stall* Bye!
