Yet another dare! Sorry this one took so long to write, I've been rather busy last week and life got in the way. But I'm back!

I don't own kuroshitsuji or the characters, apart from Johnny and Aoko.


This. Was. Perfect. Eric just couldn't hold his laughter when he read this, and he immediately printed it, deleted it from Blog Knox's inbox, and went straight to Ronald. What they were going to do now was absolutely priceless.


"So, if this is the first Blog Knox meeting," Johnathan said, looking down at his hands which were folded on the table. "Why isn't Grell here?" He had a point, and Aoko nodded in agreement. Ronald and Eric just smirked, and handed the four reapers in front of them the next dare. Undertaker burst out laughing after reading only the first sentence, and Alan, Aoko and Johnathan just raised their eyebrows in surprise. Or perhaps worry?

Thanks once again for using the dare. 'I watched Grell's video' and he got one day dye. It should be gone by the next episode.

Sooooo... I dare Grell not to flirt with anyone for an hour minimum, a day maximum. Ronald and Eric have to decide just how long. After that's done, I dare Grell to send 'Bassy' all of the stray cats in London with him dressed as the Cheshire cat. Only after the first one is completed though.

Finally, I dare Ronald and the others to secretly take everything Red out of the office and Grell's possession and hide it where he won't find it for a while. Also, dye his hair dark orange with the same type of dye he used in your hair.

Side note, if Grell sees this first don't delete it, but please don't come after me with your death scythe either,I promise you'll find the red stuff eventually. Rach Tenn out!

"I doubt that's going to work out..." Alan sighed. "Especially the 'no-flirting' part." Eric just patted him on the shoulder. "Well, think about it! Last two dares, Grell went along with everything-" "-Because he thought it was fun-" "-and he really sticks to the 'a dare's a dare' motto we have! It'll be just fine!' Ronald gave a determined nod, and was about to say something when Undertaker asked, "Ssooo~... how long are we going t'give him? The no-flirting? And by the way, I think Willy-nilly will be very pleased with us for doing this."

Eric and Ronald looked at eachother for a moment, then decided. "Twelve hours, and he'll get one extra every time he slips up, with a maximum of twenty-four hours. And then when we sent him on his 'reward' to the demon, meanwhile, we'll get rid of everything red."

And so the team got to work.


Grell sat at his desk, writing reports on the souls he had collected te day before, pouting. Just that morning, before coming to the office, he had heard about the new dare rom Ronald, and he was far from pleased. Not flirting for twelve hours? That was just cruel! The kid had said they'd reward him afterwards, though, and although he had no idea yet of what this could be, he'd just shrugged and thought that maybe it'd be worth it. And besides, a dare was a dare. He had to oblige.

From the corner of his eyes, he saw William emerging from his personal office, heading to hand out some of the assignments for today. Immediately, the redhead jumped up from his chair, like he always did, and jumped towards his devilishly (but not so demon-ish) handsome superior, only to freeze mid-way, the smile he had still plastered on his face. William just stared at him, utterly surprised at how he wasn't molested yet, unable or once to just walk away and act as if nothing had happened. Eric went to stand beside Grell, who was still frozen mid-bounce with one leg raised up in the air and his arms spread wide, and patted him on the shoulder. "Remember what we said, Sucliff. No flirting."

"Not even with Will?"

"Especially not with mr. Spears. Now back to your desk." And so, the red reaper placed both feet on the ground now, let his shoulders hang in defeat, and went to do just that, as William stared after him, still in shock. After about half a minute, the reaper turned to Eric, who stood looking at what he had achieved with pride in his two-toned eyes. "I don't know what you just did there, Slingby, but you can do it any day for all I care. Thank you." And then he walked off, apparently still in a mild shock. Pleased with the result of all this, Eric went back to his own desk, wrote a quick note on a post-it and placed it on Ronald's desk for the kid to read when he got back from his soul collection.

Part one is a success.


Grell had quickly dressed into his Cheshire cat outfit that evening, something he had made himself for fun some time ago. After that, he had gathered all the cats in London, stray and domestic alike, apparently, as some of the cats that followed him wore bells or ribbons around their necks. He was proudly marching at the front of this large group, his head and fake tail held high. "That's right, my dears~" he adressed the hundreds of cats behind him louldly while walking. "Don't stop until your paws have carried you to our destination! Now, on my count! Left front, right hind, right front, left hind, left front...!" Al the while, he too was on 'four paws'.

Undertaker stood watching from behind the corner of an alley, hand clasped tightly over his mouth to prevent laughter from escaping his lips. This was priceless. Without a doubt, the kid Ronald's team had earned the right to ask him anything for the next two months without even having to pay with so much as a single joke. When Grell and his army of cats was far enough away, he finally let the laughter out, and gave a few people that passed the alley that moment a heart attack while doing so. One even died.

Meanwhile, back in the office, the rest of team Blog Knox had gotten everyone to help in hiding every single red item the could find. Literally everyone. Even William helped, to thank the five reapers for keeping the red reaper off of him earlier that day.

And after an hour of marching, Grell and his cats finally arrived at the Phantomhive manor. "Ooooh, Bassyyyy~!" he called in his most attractive voice (according to himself. In reality it sounded like a poor cat was dying...wait a sec) And immediately, the demon appeared at the front door, slamming it open, screaming, "Hands off of my cats, you bastard!" Then he froze, his red eyes growing wide as he gazed upon the most beautiful sight he had ever seen. Hundreds of cats of all sizes and all colors, gathered here, in the garden of the mansion he so happened to work at. It was truly a miracle. Slowly, he took a step closer, and another one, and yet another one. Untill one of the cats meowed cutely, that was when he broke, and bounced towards them with open arms, tackeling them (careful not to hurt the poor creatures) and pulled them in a tight hug. Sebastian let out a mad laughter of joy and pure bliss, and more cats began to crowd around him, stroking their heads around his legs and side and back, climbing up on his lap, one partcularly cute kitten even climbing as high as his shoulder and purring loudly in his ear. The demon was so happy, he didn't even notice the biggest of the cats, which had curled himself up against his shoulder, purring louder than any of the other cats. He caught a glimpse of pink-and-red striped ears, but honestly, he couldn't bring himself to care. When even a demon was allowed heaven like this, he just accepted every second of it as a gift from some divine being.

And technically, it was a gift from a divine being, wasn't it?


When Grell got into the office the next morning, he was still love-drunk from the night before, where he had fallen asleep against a cat-cuddling Sebastian, practically drowning in pure bliss. He had woken up with orange hair, and he didn't even care. He hadn't been able to find his beloved red coat, and had to put up with his old black suit, and didn't even care. He had walked into the office, finding his cubicle stripped of everything red he so held dear. And still, he couldn't care. Last night had been just too purrfect for him to let anything ruin his day now~~

A bit let down by this, but on the other hand glad Grell was in too good a mood to go on a killing spree to avenge his red, Ronald and Eric gave eachother a highfive. Another dare down, and hopefully, many more to go.


You have no idea how much I loved writing this XD

I hope you liked it, and please, review and make some more dares! The reapers love it, after all, and maybe finally, William too has seen the light! (even if it is just payment for a Grell-less day XD)