A sudden thought hits Edd. If he wants Kevin's booty, would he warp them around him?
What if they never end up together? He calculates according to recent attempts, times they actually talk; times Kevin actually notice him and times they actually meet out of the times they've known each other…overall it wasn't pretty.
The probability of them EVER getting together is below 50/100.
The probability of him enrolling and accepted by a really elite university is higher than the percentage of them being together.
He trembles and shivers, like a Chihuahua. He is never fond of those creepy-pocket-size-dogs.
Edd decides to take the problem into his own hands. During that night, he planned and planned. Papers flying in the air as he dramatically throw them around just to scrap ideas and look for the plans he wanted.
Dawn arrived, may the war of love begin.
They will mingle, they will tangle, they will…
Dance to the song of Edd's jungle.
Day 1:
Kevin woke up to his daily routine. However today is different, yes is today is ALWAYS different. He got handed by his parents a letter that is addressed to him. It looks like a proper office letter until he opens it. A bundle of semen bursts out onto his face.
No, who would do such thing. That's creepy and gross. Eww.
A short note saying the following:
You may anticipate, but you would be participating. Do not be scared my child, this is merely a game. A game of cat and mice, do not fear me. Love me instead.
Well, just what kind of crazy stalker would write this? Kevin is creep out, perhaps it's Johnny. That kid is always an unpleasant surprise. He didn't take it too seriously, it is no doubt he is the best looking guy at school. He is not surprised to get a letter like such.
Like any other day (except with a stalker letter) he heads out.
This chapter sucks, trashier than usual. Also, thanks for the guest reviews :D I didn't know they'd email it to you. You guys are so kind. I'll try to end it in 2 more chapters or so. Thanks you, you little croutons. You make this trashy piece of salad much more tasteful.
