A/N: Hi guys! I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING. I had some problems but, HEY! I am back to deliver you another chapter full of fun, cringe or whatever you think about my stories :D.

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Fanfictionfan03: Really enjoyable chapter. I like the way that you are making it build up to season 3. I was up at about 2 AM to read this chapter when I first found it but it was worth it.

Thanks. I needed this motivation 'cuz I had some family problems (ok shut up, nobody cares about that). This surprised me that you read it at 2 AM. It feels nice that some of you guys like my writting that much.

Anyway, there is some info that is important for the chapter and the story. First of all: everything in this chapter happens in the episode 2 of season 3 (I know, I'm just stupid piece of crap with no ideas :D). Second of all: probably some of you already suspect that I'm slowly approaching the comebacl of Miss Pauling, old BLU team and Fem! team although the last one not complete :). So without further introduction PROCEED TO THE CHAPTER

Enjoy!

Deep Space, the Ghost, Scout's POV

Hera took us somewhere while Ezra and Kanan were doing the thing with the transport ship.

"Aaaaaah, it's boooooooooorriiiiing!" I moaned, throwing the ball in the air.

"I admit, for once Scout is right." Spy said.

"Shove it up your ass!" he was already annoying me for nothing.

"I'd do that to your Mother." he smirked. I decided to not continue this and went out of the room. Heavy was arm-wrestling with Zeb, Sabine was painting (such a surprise) and Demoman was getting himself drunk as always. Just need to say: usual day.

"HA!" Heavy shouted as he literally smashed Zeb's paw on the table.

"Damn it." Lasat grumbled. The both big guys shaked their hands and went to inspect their weapons. Suddenly the ship was shaked and some of the lights turned off.

"Da hell just happened?" I was confused. "Is that you, trash can?" But then Hera ran to the room.

"Be ready, we've gonna have a not friendly guest." she said.

"LET'S DOOOO IIIIT!" Demoman took his grenade launcher and ran towards the airlock which Hera pointed. Medic was already building his ÜberCharge on everyone. We stood in front of the airlock waiting it to open.

"Let's show that MAGGOT the AMERICAN power!" Soldier yelled and then the airlock opened revealing a freaky guy with red face and horns on his head.

'Great, now we're fighting unicorns or their bad cousins.' I thought and everyone was pushed back by something that felt like the Force to me.

"Hahahahaha!" the guy laughed. "Well, now you're gonna be my prisoners until I get what I want."

"Get a haircut, hippie!" Soldier stood up and charged straight forward at the guy with his Market Gardner screaming. "AMERICAAAAAA!"

It was so good that Engie modified some of our weapons to be resistant to lightsabers although my bats weren't upgraded yet. The shovel connected with the evil unicorn's lightsaber and knocked the wielder back.

"GAH! Nothing can stop the Darth Maul!" the guy screamed and pushed back Soldier, but then Demoman hit him with his shield.

"Oh, I'm kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you." Darth Maul (that's how he called himself) was faster with a lightsaber, but Demo was stronger and the Eyelander fit his hand perfectly so the duel was interesting. I got up from the floor and shot the supposed Maul in the stomach with my scattergun.

"Yo, batter up!" I tauned and he threw Demoman at me using Force which I simply dodged. "Oh, you're gonna cry? YOU'RE GONNA CRY NOW?"

"I will..." he growled. "Personally see you suffering!" Then he dashed towards me. I dodged again and took out my precious BONK! Atomic Punch, took a big ass sip and ran towards Maul. He tried to slice me, but under effects of the dring, that seemed so slow.

"Are ya even tryin'?" I teased him again. He tried to push me with the Force, but I dodged and kicked him in the stomach. "How's that feel, whimp? Next time try NOT DYIN'!"

"JUST DIE ALREADY!" he yelled furious. Then I felt slower.

'NOT NOW, BONK!' I screamed mentally, but Maul already threw me against the wall and everything went black. 'Well shit.'

(After a while), Rebel corvette, deep space, Ezra's POV

The wounded rebel told us that the Ghost is in danger.

'Sabine!' was my first thought and this surprised even me. We ran back to the ship hoping that they are alright.

"Connecting you with the Ghost, sir." one of the officers said. After a while Hera's hologram appeared in front of us.

"Hera! Am I glad to see you're alright." I sighed in relief.

"Kanan." she said and I sensed fear in her.

"There's another Inquisitor after us." my master interrupted. "He knows where the Ghost is."

"Kanan..." Hera tried again. "It's not an Inquisitor."

"What?" I was confused. "But who is i- oh no."

"Ezra, who is it?" Kanan asked.

"Just an old friend." a hand grabbed Hera and pulled her back revealing a too familiar face for me."

"Maul?" I stared at the Sith with hate. "You betrayed me!"

"No, I betrayed your friends, but I was always loyal to you." Maul replied calmly.

"Shove it up your ass, ya horn-head unicorn!" a familiar voice said from behind the sith. "I haven' heard biggest hypocrit in mah whole God damn life."

"Shut up, boy!" Maul growled.

"Oooh yeah, you're real scary." Scout made a sarcastic gesture. "Don't ya go ask for task at the 'Ugly cementery'!"

I couldn't hold the giggle and let out, which turned out to be full laughter.

"SILENCE!" Sith yelled and everyone shut up, but then a noise seemed to come from the far away. Not everything could be heard although.

"You... MAGGOT... Come -ut and... like a MAN!" that was Soldier's voice for sure.

"Uh, is that... Soldier?" I asked.

"Ah yes. Your friend was rather... annoying-" Maul said, but Scout interrupted him again.

"So he locked him in your little prison." he smirked. "I'm just worrying if the vents will survive his pass."

"I told you to SHUT UP!" the darksider yelled at my friend and turned towards us. "Anyway, I want the Sith holocron, or your friends will die."

"Well, we don't have it." Kanan replied.

"Oh, then-" the red lightsaber was close to the Sabine's throat and my instincts reacted for me.

"OK, ok, ok. We have it, just... not with us." I spoke really fast.

"Excelent, I'll wait for you on the coordinates of our rendezvous. Don't make me wait long." Maul warned and ended the transmission.

"Well, it seems we must get that holocron back anyway." I sighed.

(Meanwhile), Random Space station, the Ghost, Sabine's POV

Scout was unbelivable. He was literally annoying Maul without any fear.

'How the heck can he be so casual?' I thought. And not only him. All of the REDs were taking this rather like a joke or something similar. Now Maul was looking at Scout very irritated.

"What are ya lookin' at? Come get some, ya frickin' wuss!" runner teased.

"I will personally kill you. You will feel pain for very long." he said exciting himself.

"Can we just go? 'Cuz you're discrace to the two of us!" the teasing continued, like if the Sith wasn't intimidating at all.

'And he is rhyming his all teases. What the kriff?' my mind was exploding and imploding at the same time.

"You're done?" Maul was trying to keep calm.

"Uh no. I mean: Look at you and look at me! Started to bore me how much ya suck!" Scout continued and his teammates started to cheer on him.

"You think, you're smart now aren't you?" the darksider asked. "'Cause from what I'll do, you'll turn into goo."

"Nice hustle, tons-a-fun!" the youngest RED mercenary smirked, and I didn't know why. "But it's all what you've got, moron? Hit da bricks, pal. You're done!"

Maul growled and really it seemed like he really didn't want to admit his loss.

"I guess he can't rhyme that much." I whispered to Hera's ear and she smiled.

"I wasted you. You ain't gonna win." Scout was continuing his irrational wave of rhymes. "Is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in?"

"COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?" Maul seemed to loose all of his patience. "You are all alive ONLY, because I don't have the holocrons yet!" then he stopped and looked at Hera. "Oh, and by the way, Captain, could you please show me your ship? I'm a guest after all."

"Oh, so I was right 'bout ya being a hypocrit!" Scout added. "I did all I could."

"How does the win feel?" Sniper joined. "Feel good?"

'No. Way.' I was dumbfounded. 'They are rhyming together now. Hera walked out of the room with Maul and we were alone with his droids now.

"You did a pretty good job." Zeb grinned. "Nice work."

"Yeah, well that's what happens when you're a genious." Scout smirked.

"Let's make his day even worse." I suggested. "Just wait when Hera will come back." she came after a while and it could be seen that Maul did something to her. Suddenly I felt heat. It was really hot and it came from...

"Pyro?" Engie asked surprised like everyone else. Flames came out of pyromaniac's hands started to melt the handcuffs. After a while there were no limits for the masked mercenary. He let out cry and rushed towards Maul's droids.

'This can't be good.' I thought and I was right. Pyro punched first robot and when it fell on the ground, it's sensors were burned. Before other droids opened fire, he swung his hand and fireballs came out of it destroying them.

"Holy crap! You got y'self devil powers, mumbles!" Scout commented. Pyro turned around and seeing us quickly ran to help us with our handcuffs. Although it looked like he was tired. Using these fire powers must've drained the energy out of him. After I was released, we took our weapons or grabbed the ones from droids and gathered together.

"Alright, everyone to the engine room." Hera said. "We'll make a little surprise for our guest."

"Can I take my paint bombs?" I just couldn't resist.

"No, that wanker is still up there." Sniper replied and all of us went down to the Ghost's engine room. After a while, we heard a noise. That was like really heavy footsteps.

"He's coming. Makes an awful lot of clanking." Zeb informed.

"He is part droid." Hera pointed out.

"We can use that against him." I had an idea. "Magnetizers on the ceiling should do the trick." we hid behind the door and Chopper stayed in the engine room. We heard his grunting after a while and I ordered "Chopper, magnetize!" then all of us entered the room. The firepower of all of us pinned down Maul for a while, but he deflected one of the shots to the terminal and magnetizers turned off. I tried to shoot him, but then my throat started to hurt. I felt like he was choking me and I couldn't do anything about it. Suddenly Demoman charged at Maul which trying to defend himself, threw me at the wall and everything went dark.

(Time skip and POV change) Kanan's POV

We were flying towards the old space station that seemed to work fine. This station was our rendezvous point. What Bendu told us about the two holocrons wasn't very optimistic. We landed in the hangar and Maul already showed himself.

"Over here, master Jedi!" he shouted. "Just follow the sound of my voice!" Ezra seemed very angry, so I stopped him.

"Easy." I said and that was enough to stop my padawan.

"I don't see our friends." Ezra pointed out. That was bothering me too.

"They will remain my guests until we conclude our deal." Maul replied. He looked... bruised and had many burned skin parts.

"I guess they didn't take you friendly." I joked and he growled.

"Let's just... not talk about it." there was a big anger and irritation in him.

"Oh, I'd love to talk about it!" Ezra grinned. "And don't you dare denying. You still want that holocron."

"Escort my apprentice to the command center." the Sith sighed trying to remain calm. "If you'll try to escape or if the droids are deactivated... your friends will die."

"And I was hoping for some funny stories about your butt being kicked." my padawan looked disappointed, but went with the droids.

"This way, Master Jedi." he referred to me this time. I followed him silently and this was a trap for sure. I could see him luring me somewhere to kill me. "Truthfully, I was never trying to blind you."

"Oh no. You were just trying to kill me." I said the most obvious thing I could.

"Well, if at first you don't succeed..." then he pushed me forward and something opened behind me. "Try, try again!"

'Oh great. The airlock.' my first thoughts. It was accurate because after a second I was in the space and I would have died there Maul didn't leave his ship under the airlock exit. I grabbed it and used the Force to jump back to the hangar. It was so cold.

"I need to take a break from space for some time." I decided trying to warm myself up. Then a droid entered the hangar and headed to the Ghost.

'Hera!' my instincts kicked in. I jumped on the ship and used the airlock (again) to this time enter somewhere. The droids were grunting on the lower levels, so I needed to go faster. Just in the moment when they were ready to fire, I jumped down and sliced four of them. Then there was hell. Soldier stood up, headbutted the closest droid and started to punch him rapidly. Heavy literally smashed his handcuffs on the robot, grabbed two other and threw them at the wall. It was easy after that. I helped them with their handcuffs and after a moment everyone was free.

"Where is Ezra?" Hera asked.

"With Maul, we need to move." I replied

"You left him there?" Sabine sounded outraged.

"C'mon, let's kick some evil unicorn ass!" Scout grabbed his weapons and we ran to the command center. Ezra and Maul already started joining the holocrons when suddenly everyone stopped.

"Uh, so bright!" Hera said. "Where is he?" I took off my mask, because I was blind anyway, then surprisingly everything was bright and I saw two figures sitting next to eachother.

"Ezra." I said. "I see him. Maul is close! I'm going to get Ezra out!"

"Wait, you can see him?" she asked me, but I ignored it.

"Ezra!" I called out. "Ezra can you hear me?"

"Kanan?" my padawan asked.

"Remember Bendu's warning! Turn away before it's too late!" I tried to convince him.

"NO! Stay focused, my apprentice!" Maul interrupted.

"But it's so close!" Ezra said. "A key to destroying the Sith. Just a little farther."

"It's not worth it, Ezra." I desperately wanted him to turn away. I could sense that the holocrons were disconnecting and Maul screamed from unknown reason. Then we were all knocked back, by the power of the holocrons.

(Sudden magical POV switch) No-one's POV

Everyone was knocked in the different direction. RED team decided to blindly enter the room just in case so they were now lying everywhere. Medic and Heavy were thrown to the other hallway and Maul regained conciousness enough to escape through it.

"Heeelp!" Medic shouted as the Sith ran towards him. Before doctor could even grab his weapon, Maul sliced him and pushed on the wall with the Force.

"DOKTOR NOOOO!" Heavy who regained conciousness shouted as his best friend was knocked out. Then he looked at Maul with pure hate in his eyes. "YOU! YES YOU!"

"What?" Sith asked in annoyed voice, although Heavy was blocking the way to his ship so he needed to go past him.

"YOU ARE DEAD!" Heavy shouted and started to slowly walk towards Maul. "Never! EVER! TOUCH! MY! DOKTOR!" and then rushed towards him with his Fists of Steel. The darksider smirked and ran at his opponent as well. But when Maul tried to slice his victim with a lightsaber, Heavy's body turned bright red and the blade bounced off.

"What?" he couldn't belive.

"YEAAAAAAARGGGHH!" Heavy grabbed Maul, threw him at the wall, and started to punch him rapidly. "CRY, BABY! DAT IS FOR DOKTOR!" then he headbutted the Sith and threw at the hallway.

"Argh!" Maul was heavily bruised now, but knew that 'HE' lived so leaving this place was priority. Suddenly the whole RED team (except Medic) standed behind Heavy.

"May I make a suggestion?" Spy asked holding his Ambassador ready for fire. "RUN!" After these words there was no Maul in the hallway. Then they all turned around to Medic and Ezra who were still unconcious.

"WAKE UP, MAGGOT!" Soldier slapped the doctor's face and it did the trick.

"Oh, vot iz happening?" he asked.

"Ya skipped a nice view, nurse." Sniper commented.

"Holy crap!" Scout interrupted and ran towards Ezra who was still unconcious. "Bridger, are ya alright?"

Padawan was lying on the ground not moving. Sabine was closest to him after Kanan. She was close to crying now.

"C'mon, Ezra." Kanan almost begged. "You can do it! You'll go through it!" then Ezra started to wake up.

"Uhh, what happened?" he asked.

"It's alright, Ezra. You need to rest now." Sabine said.

"Well, Maul escaped so I guess not everything is alright." Zeb said and the mandalorian punched him in the ribs.

"Ezra and Medic are in bad shape! They could've died and the only thing you care about now is MAUL?" she shouted at the lasat who was slowly walking back.

"Hey, easy there. They're alright, so 'dere is no reason to create more wounded." Scout stood between Zeb and Sabine.

"No, I guess." the lasat almost cowered behind his hands.

"Yeah." mandalorian sighed. "Let's go back to the base." Everyone went to the Ghost silently and Sabine stayed close to Ezra to make sure he's ok.

"Hey, Bridger." Scout spoke again. "Ya know, we had lotta fun with da Unicorn when you were with Kanan." Everyone laughed at that.

"You know that I actually asked Maul about that?" the padawan said.

"We'll tell ya everythin soon, mate." Sniper assured him. "That was quite a day."

"Couldn't agree more." Hera commented and they entered the Ghost to fly back home.

A/N: So from this chapter we've learned why you shouldn't touch Heavy's Medic (not that Medic belongs to Heavy, but whatever) and that the Pyro is son of a devil himself (just kidding). Also I used the quotes from the Team Fortress itself for the characters, but edited some of them so they fit to the situation. Just to let you know. Again I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING. You can hang me on a tree for that. I'm back on track with the chapters and they will be more frequent now. Carry on!

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