Again in the island, Kirill walked over to Friedrich and Liz. The host was in the docks, looking at the distance while the co-host seemed worried about his mental state.

"What is he doing?" Asked Kirill. monotone voice, emotionless face as usual. The girl turned to see him.

"He's waiting for the contestants to arrive... but I have not the heart to tell him that they're not arriving today..." Suddenly, Fried started yelling.

"HEY! I think that one's the boat...! Ough, fake alarm. Is just a tuna boat" With that, he turned to stare at the distance again. Probably worrying Liz more. Kirill just shrugged and walked towards him.

"Hey Kirill, did the interns already arrive?" Asked the taller man, mischievous grin never leaving his face. Kirill nodded.

"Yes. One of them, His name is Damien" Fried nodded.

"Cool, cool. Now, can you bring me some coffee? I've been awake practically the whole week" Kirill walked away. A minute later he reappeared, strangely enough he came back from the opposite side that he went, and suddenly, handed Friedrich a huge bag of coffee beans. Fried managed a "Wha...?" before Kirill could explain.

"Hiring The interns increased The nominee cost. Consequently, The producers were not kind enough to give us a coffee machine" Friedrich just shrugged.

"I can live with that. Bring me a spoon" Kirill almost literally pulled a spoon from thin air and handed it to the host, who grabbed it and started eating the coffee beans. Not the most healthy decision, but nothing can be done about that.

Leaving Fried with his caffeine treat and a probably too worried Liz, Kirill went back to the intern's cabin, were the first intern was unpacking his stuff.

"Damien" Said Kirill upon entering. Said male, the first intern, was a 13 year old boy who's 5'12'' tall, strangely enough he is taller than Kirill, who's 16. Damien is scrawny and Caucasian, with dark brown hair that reaches his neck and is combed. He has dark green, round eyes. Everything seems to be a bit dark about this male, since he's wearing Black sweatpants, dark blue converses, a red shirt under a dark blue hoodie, and white socks. Also his mood is a little dark itself, since he looks a little depressed as he accommodates his stuff in the higher bed bunk. Suddenly, the wood holding the bunk shattered and the whole bed fell. Damien just sighed and slumped his shoulders.

"This happened to me in home a lot" Numbled him. Kirill didn't even blinked, neither he seemed affected by the nearly destruction of the bunk. He just stared. This made Damien uncomfortable, so he tried to giggle nervously to try and cover a little his screw up. Man, he just arrived an hour ago and already he was destroying the whole place with his bad luck. It took a moment, a very long moment, but Kirill finally answered.

"I see. Now, make yourself at home"

Confessional: Damien

"I don't know what I am even doing here, do interns even get confesionals?" His shoulders slump.

"Either way... I don't know what I am doing here, in the island. Why did they hire me? maybe I'll end up killing someone. Probably Kirill. I can't blame him if he's mad at me for destroying everything I touch"

End Confessional.

Damien was about to try and fix the bunk, 'try' being the key word as that kind of destruction can't actually be fixed, but then, He heard a scream. A feminine one.

"What's that?" Kirill shook his head in a silent "I don't know" as they exited the cabin to search for the source of the scream. It didn't sounded like Liz, though.

Outside, everything was pretty normal. Until Damien caught sight of something.

"There!" It was a wooden log, being carried by the river. It wasn't empty, as someone's feet peeked out of it. The person, apparently a girl, screamed again, as the river met an end to give place to a waterfall. needless to say, the person in the log fell from it with a prolonged scream.

"AAAAAHHHH!"

Both Kirill and Damien grimaced, as the log landed with a splash. They both got close to aid the person. Or to see if she even survived the fall.

"A-Are you okay?" Asked a unsure Damien. A moment passed, but luckily, the person answered back.

"Get me out of here please!" Practically begged her. Damien was about to try and lift the log, but Kirill held a hand, silently asking for him to stop. Damien stepped back, and the smaller boy grabbed the log with both his hands and pulled it from the water to the safety of the ground. Damien just stared, surprised at the unexpected strength of the small intern.

The log, being a piece of rotten wood, cracked open as soon as it hit the ground, letting go of the soaked girl inside. She seemed to be still frightened, but her fear softened a little once she saw the two males.

"Thanks..." Muttered her. She was a small girl but a little bulky, not really light or dark in terms of skin, more like something in the middle. Her hair is about chest-length, with a sandy color to it, unrestrained but with a wide comb stuck on it for unknown reasons. Her cute eyes being a somewhat gentle, relaxed blue, and Her clothes being... well... just a dull white long-sleeved shirt and some tie-dye pants, now drenched in water. However, aside from the comb, the thing that catches the eye is a notably, dark scar along her cheeks.

"Could you tell me where the host is? I tried searching for him, but got lost and ended up stuck in the log. Don't ask me how it ended in the river because I have no idea" She laughed awkwardly, trying time find the bright side of that awful situation, but eventually her shoulders slumped and a sad expression gracing her features.

"Sure" Kirill nodded. He was about to lead the way towards the host, who by now might be drunk in coffee beans, but he stopped in his tracks.

"Wait" Said him. The girl, who was being helped by Damien to get up, stopped and tilted her head in confusion. The smallest of the interns got a little close, like trying to find something in her. That was kinda unnerving, since Kirill didn't changed his emotionless expression as he analyzed her. Eventually, he found the huge comb in her hair and examined it quietly, a moment later, he backed and pulled a piece of paper from his blazer. "Is your name Suki Atychia?"

She nodded and smiled."Yes, that's me"

Kirill nodded. "Welcome to the island, from now on you will be the second intern helping this season"

Suki's eyes widened almost immediately. "No, no no no, I am one of the contestants. I am supposed to get a diary, or something"

She scratched her head, and Damien crossed his arms, a confused look in his face."I don't understand. Campers are supposed to come tomorrow or later, not today"

"I AM a camper, I got the acceptance E-mail and it said I should come today" She slumped her shoulders in defeat. "Damn my luck. what just happened?"

Damien shrugged, a little sad for the girl. "A... misfortune, maybe?"

Suki nodded. "It wouldn't surprise me"

Kirill, who had been silent, raised a finger to his chin and stared in the distance for a moment, lost in though.

"Actually" Both Damien and Suki looked at him, expectantly. "I think I know what happened. Producers said something about a problem with the contestant's apps"

The story, in fact, is really funny. Or maybe not. It was just one normal day in the Total drama studios. The producers just agreed to air two new seasons of total drama at the same time, to see which one of them got more audience. Those two seasons are Total Drama: Villains and Total Drama: Diaries.

Things were running smoothly, due the special feature of the diaries that allow you to see the future, Total Drama diaries was receiving a absurd number of apps and auditions, most of persons wanting to win and keep the given future diary for their daily life. Very wise.

In other hand, Total Drama Villains was not faring too well. The host was obviously not happy about it. Seriously, the only incoming auditions were from persons that are in the hail. Some others were from people that just got out from the hail. and the others were hairdressers offering the host their services. Geez, really, the host hair's awful.

Harald, said host growled and crossed his arms, clenching his teeth. Unhappy was a soft word, he was practically breathing fire from the anger. Until he saw something interesting.

In the middle of the studio's lobby there was three boxes. One labeled "Total Drama Diaries auditions" almost completely filled with tapes. Other said "Total Drama Villains auditions" this one had almost no tapes. Just a few scattered around, and the last one labeled with "Interns" it also had few tapes, too.

Harald, –The evil Harald– looked around, no one was looking at that moment, so he got close to the box with total drama diaries auditions and took as much tapes as his hands could carry, and without any tenderness he let them inside total drama villains audition's box, some video tapes falling in the floor. With no one staring, he laughed maniacally and started walking away, but then he stopped as he stomped a tape. He took it and looked at it for moment.

"Ah, who cares" With that, he absent mindedly dismissed it. The tape falling in the box for the interns.

Curiously, the tape was labeled "Suki"

Both Damien and Suki were in awe, mouths hanging open at the end of Kirill's tale.

"Then, I am an intern because of the villain guy?" Kirill nodded.

"If you don't want to, That is fine. But no more boats are coming to the island today. You can wait for the next one to arrive, but I don't assure you it will happen soon" Kirill paused for a moment. "However, if you want to stay as an intern..."

He paused. Damien and Suki stared at him, waiting for him to continue. The moment lasted too long for their tastes.

"...You are right on time. We were just about to eat lunch" They both blinked. A "We were?" coming out from Damien. The head intern started walking towards The cabin, and Suki followed him, not knowing what else to do, Damien following close behind.

Once in the cabin, the male interns handed Suki a towel and offered her something to eat.

"So, you are staying, or...?"

Asked a curious Damien. He was about to eat a spoonful of his soup, but a large bee landed in his hand, most likely to sting him. Out of fear, Damien dropped his spoon and it fell in the bowl of soup, splashing the hot liquid in the intern face. Almost immediately, he freaked out and started running around the cabin.

"Ah! HOT!" Shouted him. Suki raised an eyebrow, as well as Kirill, who by now was already used to Damien's bad luck. Suki pulled out her phone, meeting that the island had no signal, but it slipped from her hands and fell in her own steaming bowl of soup. Her shoulders slumped in defeat, but then, her mood brightened a little.

"Know what? I am staying. I must admit that while I puked like 8 times in the boat, the rolling log thing was quite funny" She pulled her phone out of the soup with care.

"I was going to replace it with the new model, anyways" Kirill nodded, and Damien (who Kirill handed an ice bag to put on his burned face) nodded and smiled.

"That's great. welcome, then. My name's Damien by the way" Suki smiled at that. Damien did, too. Then, they both turned to see Kirill. for their surprise, he was... chuckling. A creepy, unnerving, and wry smile on his face while he did so.

"Then... I guess we'll be like a family from now on" The other interns just stared, wide eyed, probably scared. In matter of a second, Kirill returned to his normal, emotionless and monotone self. He stood and exited the cabin, muttering a little "excuse me"

"Who's him?"Asked Suki.

"Kirill, The head intern" Suki nodded, and tried to keep eating her now phone-flavored soup.

Seven Alice: Hi! I hope you all enjoyed the introduction of the interns. I hope I portrayed them right, so please let me know in the reviews! and sorry if my grammar is a bit weird, my english is not as good as Aleister's, by the way I had a lot of fun writing this, so, Thanks for reading!

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