Chapter 4: Ichigo meets Kiss You!
Ichigo and Lettuce, otherwise known as Jhaede and Gabbi, sat in the empty kitchen of the cafe assesing their situation. Jhaede played with Ichigo's hair, whilst she heard screaming and ranting inside her head.
"I swear...if this woman doesn't shut up I will kill her."
-But then you couldn't be with Ryou so HA!-
"YOU JUST MADE MATTERS WORSE FOR YOURSELF STRAWBERRY!"
Lettuce snickered, watching her friend yell at herself was EVER so fun!
"Oh, shut up. You'll get it soon."
"Hehehe, but Lettuce is nice and kind and gentle, I'll probably just embaress her to death."
"Which reminds me...I wonder what happened to us in real life..."
"Probably in a coma or something dramatised like that."
Jhaede nodded, whilst Gabbi assesed the situation for the seventh time.
"So...because we sprayed liquid on our keyboards...we're in Tokyo Mew Mew...?"
"Yup, liquid and electricity don't mix."
"And we're in two of the characters bodies?"
"Yup."
"And they can supposedly talk to us."
"Indeedicus."
"WOW! It's like a badly written fanfiction!"
"It's only bad if it's written by two people."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, one person writes one bit then the other the last, completely random."
"WE SHOULD HAVE SO DONE THAT!"
"The only thing it would do for you is make you cry and give me more reviews!"
"SO NOT TRUE!"
"If it wasn't for me, everyone would complain about how appauling your grammar and spelling is."
(THIS IS FOR YOU LILLYTHEMARSHMELLOWQUEEN! I HATE EPISODE 41 TOO!)
"YOU ARE JUST SO SELFISH!"
"PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTY much."
"GRRR!!!!!" Gabbi stood up from her chair too quickly and wacked her knee on the counter, crying in pain she hopped to the door but had knocked her drink over, causing it to spill on the floor. She slipped and banged her head as she looked up to a grinning Ichigo."
"FLOUR TIME!"
"NO!"
"IT WILL BE PERFECT! You love flower boy and you'll be covered in flour! You'll be the dating flouwers!"
"You're mad."
"PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTY MUCH!"
And with that, Jhaede tipped a big bag of flour on the screaming Lettuce, lucky her she got to see Keiichiro burst through the door he didn't look too happy. She dropped the empty bag on the floor (well actually Lettuce's head...) and grinned sheepishly.
"It...slipped?" She had never seen Keiichiro angry, anime or real life...if you can call this real... she started to dart upstairs but knocked into Ryou and he fell ontop of her, landing in a big heap next to Flour girl.
"AH! Ichigo..." Ryou rubbed his head and looked at the screaming Lettuce, he pulled the bag off her head and burst into laughter.
"Ehm..Ryou."
"Yeah?" he stared at Ichigo underneath him. "Oh..."
HOWEVER! Lettuce wanted revenge and pushed Ryou closer to Ichigo so their lips met, but Ichigo was prepared for this and turned her head so they ended up in a hug.
"Please get off me...you're heavier than you look." she smirked, it was fun using his words.
"EH...yeah..." standing up and brushing the flour off his trousers, he turned to see Lettuce hurry out the door leaving a trailmix of lovely white flour.
"There goes flour girl to meet flower boy."
Ryou laughed, he had to admit...this was pretty funny.
"Grrr that JHAEDE!! I'll get her soon, I'm sure of it."
-Uh, Thief-chan?-
"Oh, great, why the formalities? I'm in your body."
-Ah! G-Gomenasai Ms. Theif.-
"Aw man Lettuce, you rock."
-W-WHAT?-
"You're my favourate mew mew! That episode where you make those dolls is the BEST"
-Ah, arigato! B-but, uh, how...dare...you?-
"How dare I what?"
-Take my body! It's freaky...-
"..." Lettuce grinned. "Looong story."
Bursting into a run Lettuce travelled across the park, not really caring where she was going.
-Uhm, Thief-chan?-
"What now?"
-It's.. it's-
"It's WHAT?"
CRASH!! Lettuce flew into a dark figure.
"Are you okay Lettuce?"
"Yeah, Aoyama-kun."
"What happened? You're covered in flour."
'Hmm, this is a good chance to start my plan.'
"W-well.." Lettuce's eyes began to brim up in tears. "It was Ichigo-chan! She was being really horrible to be in the cafe and poured flour all over me!" She began to wail and hugged Masaya.
He was slightly disturbed by the fact she was covered in flour and hugging him, but he couldn't believe Ichigo did that, the only person she ever did horrible things to was --Shirogane...
Mew Ichigo covered her face with her arms shaped like an X as the green-haired alien leant over her like Ryou did the former day.
"Hi hunny!"
"GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!"
Kisshu was hurt by this, he was used to Ichigo being cruel but she never called him a freak. Suddenly, Ichigo saw Lettuce and Masaya around the corner.
"HELP!" Lettuce looked up...she was FURIOUS Why did SHE always get the guys? WHY! AND THE PERSON ONTOP OF HER WAS KISSHU!!!!!!!!!
"ICHIGO!"
"HELP!"
Kisshu grabbed Ichigos arms and wrenched them to the floor.
"LETTUCE DON'T JUST STAND THERE HELP ME!"
But lettuce was too angry, she would have her revenge! Now Jhaede knew what it was like to be Ichigo, she always thought Ichigo should give him a break but honestly, HE WAS SO ANNOYING!
"Annnny time now."
Her strength could only last a few minutes longer, and Kisshu was lying on parts of her hair, damn extensions! Then, seeing nobody was going to help her she screamed at the top of her lungs which was much as Kisshu was already kissing her, but not for a very long time, as someone pulled him off her...thank god! She tried to scramble to her feet but she winced in pain, for some reason there was a long gash in her leg; so she shimmied to a bench nearby.
"HEY LET GO!"
Ryou stood holding Kisshu in mid hair, he wasn't very heavy but he didn't realise that Kisshu was acting, in reality he was flying whilst letting Ryou hold him there.
"Stop chasing Ichigo, pervert." he was about to throw him into the bench until he was punched on the nose.
"RYOU!" Ichigo screamed
A/N Jhaede: Kon-itchiwa! This is Jhaede giving the A/N for this story! First of all I'd like to say thankyou for all you're lovely reviews, especially Lillythemarshmellowqueen! (She reads all my stories love you so much 3! In a...author reveiwer loving kinda way... even though this story isn't as popular as my others (Probably because Gabbi is writing some)
Gabbi: HEY!
Jhaede: We appreciate it dearly, whenever we see a bigger number on the review scale we LEAP with joy! Well I do but Gabbi just links me 50000 videos and goes "CAN WE WATCH CHOBITS OO OO CAN WE WATCH HARUHI!"
Gabbi: Actually you go can we watch Haruhi.
Jhaede: Who do you think they are going to believe? The one who kissed Ryou when Ichigo should be with him, not to mention the fact you like the Flower llama boy OR the person actually getting Ichigo with Ryou and TORTURING MASAYA AND YOU!
Gabbi: wibble
Jhaede: THAT IS MY WORD!
Gabbi: Prove it!
Jhaede: Wibbles cutely with kitty cat eyes Please review...she just makes me cry when she nabs everything!
Gabbi: Oh. My. God. SO KAWAII!!!!!! Oo I GET LAST WORD! Oh no probably won't...
Jhaede: You never will because you are MEAN!
Gabbi: Pfft.
