bonjour les humains! Je suis ici, reportage de France ! Je skie dans les Alpes. C'est amusant, mais froid. et je suis ici, en utilisant Google Translate pour sembler intelligent. je ne peux pas parler français (si triste ...) mais je peux utiliser Google Translate pour créer un message en cassé.
Harem Lover 26: I am planning to do a Link x Ilia story, but that might come later due to Link x Ilia being something I genuinely ship (others including: Malink, Ghiralink and Shink). Despite shipppig them tho, it will be extremely cracky. Like, seriously.
FB Fan: Ghirahim x Linkle sounds pretty interesting. I don't know if you meant Ghirahim x Link or Linkle, but I'm pretty on board with both of them. I do love Ghiralink tho!
Guest: Hello, my favourite guest! But yes, Ghiralink will be parodied the hell out of (I mean, it's Ghirahim, he's nuts). The fact that I ship them too just means the more ridiculous it will be!
Oinker-P: That is an awesome suggestion! I was already thinking about doing other crossover ships too, such everyone in Super Smash Bros falling in love with him. The more people Link is shipped with/unintentionally kills, the better.
Disclaimer: Je suis incapable de ruiner Legend of Zelda parce que je ne le possède toujours pas. si triste ... Pour moi.
Chapter 4 - Ride of Tragedy (Epona x Link)
Description: Epona has been in love with Link since the day she met him. Her heart aches as she suffers this unrequited love, knowing things could have been different if they weren't different races.
As she mourns her tragic circumstances, Epona does the unthinkable.
Epona was a sad horse.
Do you want to know why she was a sad horse?
Because she was a Goddess damned horse, that's why.
Do want to know what she would do if she wasn't a horse?
Marry Link.
She remembered the day they first met clearly. She was resting in LonLon ranch, hearing the ginger haired girl called Malon blabber about some fairy boy called 'Link'. At first, Epona didn't care, but that changed when Link first came into the ranch.
Immediately, she felt a bond form between Link and herself.
Both never really spoke (Epona was a horse, so she couldn't speak. But still), and both loved adventure.
It was a match made in heaven if it weren't for a certain factor.
Link was Hylian. Epona was a horse.
Epona knew Link loved her too, but not in the way she loved Link.
Link loved her only in the way a Hylian could love a horse. Not romantically, just platonically.
This made Epona very sad.
At least he cared.
Epona stood outside the Fairy Fountain, looking for her hero.
She had seen the Great Fairy drag him in there. She didn't know why.
Epona entered the Fairy Fountain and her eyes widened in horror.
Link was with a naked Great Fairy.
Instantly, Epona knew what was happening.
Tears formed in Epona's eyes as she galloped away. Of course Link would find love in someone else. But the Great Fairy? The fact he had such low standards made her heart sting even more.
She couldn't stay with Link now. She couldn't stay with him knowing he loved another.
Epona galloped as fast as she could to get away. That was when she crashed in Ganondorf!
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, HORSE!" Ganondorf boomed. Next to him was his horse. An evil looking horse.
"Hello, Epona," the evil horse spoke in horse language.
"H-Hello, evil horse," Epona sniffed in horse language.
"Why are you sad?" The evil horse looked concerned.
"I love Link but he loves someone else!" Cried Epona.
"Oh no!" The evil horse gasped.
"You must betray him then," Ganondorf spoke in horse language. Apparently he was a horse whisperer. Who would have thought?
"W-What!?" Epona gasped.
"You must make him pay for playing with your heart like that!" Ganondorf said menacingly.
"Yeah! Join us! We'll be your friend!" The evil horse added.
Epona sniffed, "O-Ok..."
And so, they galloped away to Ganondorf's evil base...
Epona's new rider was Dark Link. Dark Link was silent too. He looked almost identical to Link.
But... It wasn't the same.
Epona was sad.
Seeing Link's face when he saw Dark Link ride her broke her heart.
Link was sad too.
His horse betrayed him.
It was very sad.
Epona looked down sadly. Link would never forgive her now.
She made a mistake.
She was an idiot.
Then, she realised what she could do to gain Link's forgiveness.
She could kill Ganondorf.
Epona came up with a plan.
She would sneak into Ganondorf's chambers as he slept and jump on him.
Ganondorf would die instantly.
Link would forgive her.
Quietly, Epona snuck through the palace, sneaking to the chambers.
"What do we have here?"
Epona gasped. Someone spotted her.
She turned around to see...
The evil horse!
Epona glared at the evil horse and the evil horse glared back at her.
"You were trying to kill Ganondorf, weren't you!" Evil horse gasped.
"Yes I was! Because I'm in love with Link!"
The horse gasped again, "I'm in love with Link too!"
"You haven't even met him!"
"I've seen him. He's really hot."
"He is..."
Both horses have dreamy sighs. But then they glared at each other again!
"I mustn't let you kill Ganondorf!" The evil horse exclaimed.
"I mustn't let you have Link!" Epona exclaimed. They both were exclaiming.
The horses charged at one another, an epic battle beginning. They fought in the way horses fought, which I don't know. I guess they just began running into each other, so that's what happened.
They were against the edge of a large window, battling the battle to end all battles.
The evil horse was over powering her, and Epona knew what she needed to do.
"I know I won't survive this battle... So I'll take you with me!" Epona pushed the evil horse out the window, falling with it. They both died that night.
Epona's last thoughts were of Link.
She loved Link and she died fighting for him.
Epona died a happy horse.
Poor Epona. At least she died happy (my horse obsessed friend would kill me otherwise). But yeah, this isn't really a oneshot series considering these are all connected. Oh well!
