Xeris met up with Stupid Person 4pm sharp. After , so called"immorality process" she felt energized. And hyper. And angry. It also made her look older, like twenty. She wore anything she saw; black pants and a red shirt.

D looked, well, normal for a friend of Dionysus. AKA he looked weird. He wore a casual suit (I'm sure that exists) and black jeans. How DARE he? Xeris thought. He stole her outfit.

Zeus was right about the guy being older. He looked about thirty-five, more or less, with chubby cheeks and medium blonde hair.

"Hello, darling Xeris. Love of my life." Says D.

"Hello, stupid D. RUINER of my life" Xeris snapped

"Oh, come on." D says. He adjusts her chair and gestures for her to sit."Let's not start off the beginning of our relationship as enemies,"

"Dude. What do you want?"Xeris asks, looking exasperated.

"I just want you, my love." D replies

"I don't even know your proper name, and you expect me to LIKE you?"

"Well then, when will you like me?"

"There are stages in which one must follow in order to know somebody. There's the Acquaintance stage, then the Half-friend stage, then the Friend stage, then the Best-friend stage, then the Mega-best-friend stage, then I might consider liking you"

Then he's like, "anything you want, dearest,"

Yes. Things are going to be really weird.

"So what do we do now? Get to know each other first?" D asks.

"Yes, we do. First things first; what the hell does D stand for?" Xeris tries.

"Anything. I'm kind of embarrassed about my real name Dinocyreus. So I decided to change it to mean anything."

"Then I'm calling you Dioscuri. Seems weird, but I like it."

"That's what makes me love you. You're all about the extraordinary."

"Shut up. You throw compliments like rocks." Xeris observes.