Chapter 4: Sometimes You Gotta Live


While the dudes in the front lawn were battling the rollerblades from the alienspace, Kitty Pryde and Orororo and Rogue were currently chillin' at their local mall, drinking slurpies. They were actually at the pet store and were in the process of buying a new cat for Kitty. Auroro had promised to buy one for her so long as she didn't give is a stupid name like "Shwartz" or "Poke" or "Spyke". Kitty said she would name it "Diggity" and Storm was agreeable.

"How bout that one?" Rogue slurped at her purple drink and pointed at a half-rugged siamese fighting fish, flashing its tail randomly in an aggresive manner almost like it was trying to catch the attention of the goldfish in the other tank.

"That's a fish. We're here for a meow!" Kitty stormed her foot in the most antagonising fashion. "Pay attention!"

"But the fish totally wants to come home with us!"

"Shoosh your mouth!" Kitty snapped, then turned to ororo. "I WANT THAT ONE." She was indicating a little baby cat with one blue eye and one brown eye and it had so much bushy tail and fur - white fur because white cats are kinda zen lookin'. It was licking its claws.

Storm nodded her graceful head and waved at the storekeeper to package and check out the feline that Kitty had picked.

"BUT I WANT THE GODDDAMN FISH."

Meanwhile, everyone at home was joining the battle at the lawn of the mansion against the outrageously zappy rolling shoes.

"DUDE, move your ass!" Wollverin holarred at Rogue very loudly because she was wasting time looking for her lost hat in one of the nearby bushes instead of halping the xmen.

"WELL NO," Roug snapped back almost wild, "I need ta find me hat, Waldo!"

Logans growl and then whipped arbout to find that Kryt had come back from the toilert. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, SHUMP?" he demanded futilely.

"I needed to ensure my bowels were operational," Lert defensive himself with a dark face on his impatient face.

Logan took this as an asseptable answer and noddled his head "ook, just get back and fight the bad guys right now or none of you get any lunch!"

And then Scott was there and he ACCIDENATLLY BLAST WOLENVERN INTO A TREE! "HOLY DOOLEY I AM SO SORRY," CRYCOPS WAS HORRIFIED (but not really because he keeps dying in wolvers books after all and that makes him mad).

Logan groan. "That was not funny, Cyclap!" he picked himself off the treee and dusted his head with his clawhand. "Hurt like ass."

Scott shrugged nonchalantly. He know Logan cannot die - he has healing powers to regenerate himself like when THE DOCTOR.

AND THEN THE PROFESSOR X ROLLED OUT OF THE MANSION AND GREETED EVERYONE AND PRESSED A BUTTUN on his wheelchair & then, subsequent to that dramatic action-hero-style entrance and battan mashing, the spaceship promptly exploded in everyone's face! and the evil rellingblade aliens disappeared in to thin air!

"How. How how HOW did you do that, professing?" Jean ask, flabargested. "That was amazing. Are you a psychick?"

"No, jean," Xavier said gravely, head shaking in utmost sombre remorse and painful regret. "... *YOU* are the PsyChick."