AN: I do not own Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice or any of the characters. This is just for fun.
Set before Meredith meets Mark, obviously.


"Mark. Out of the bed, now." Addison pointed towards the door, her other hand firmly on her hip. A giggle behind her had her shooting a glare at the woman who immediately covered her mouth, looking away.

"Awe but Addie. I remember when you used to like coming home to me in bed." The man wiggled his eyebrows, dodging when the redhead threw her pager at him.

"Ah, so this is Mark." The blonde in the corner grinned, looking between the two.

"What are you even doing here?" Addie gave Mark no time to respond, starting to pace the room and glancing at the man who was now standing by her bed like he belonged there.

"Are you kidding me?" Mark smirked as he shoved his hands in his jean pockets, looking from the pacing woman to the other still standing by the door. "As soon as I got word that the lusty intern had shacked up with the ex-wife, I booked the next flight."

This time it was Addie's cell phone that went flying through the air.

"Addison!" This came from the blonde in the corner, her eyes wide as the plastic surgeon just barely dodged the offending object.

"He called you lusty," the redhead pouted.

"I am lusty," Meredith teased with a smile.

"Clear the room, your head's swelling."

"That's it. No sex for you tonight," the intern crossed her arms as she finally relaxed and leaned against the dresser with her hip.

Addison made to cross the room to the other woman when Mark cleared his voice and reminded the two that he was there.

"That is so sickeningly sweet."

With nothing left to throw, Addie simply glared a the man she had once attempted to share a life with.

"Go home, Mark." The redhead crossed her arms as she started to tap her foot, staring the man down.

"But I haven't even seen you kiss yet!" The man in return stomped his foot as he held his ground, refusing to leave just yet.