Williams Clone: An Almost Heist

Special thanks to LyokoFan, this little story is special because of an awesome fan who has awesome ideas. I will still make more and my heart goes out to William's Clone because without him, it's just not funny(then again Odd would, but William's Clone adds that special touch of confusion) I also wrote another one, but I couldn't put it with these because it was rated T. it's called Williams Clone VS the Tails Doll.

There comes a time in our lives when we think off the great William's Clone and all his glory. And by glory, I mean crazy little misadventures. What would William do if he saw two men trying to break into a bank? A strange situation for a strange clone, but it always brings amusement.

William's Clone was walking by the bank when he heard a strange noise coming from the alleys. We walked in and saw two men trying to break into the bank. They looked at William for a few seconds, then turned their attention back to the back door of the bank.

"What are you guys doing?" William asked.

"Beat it kid," said one of the men.

"Beat what?" William asked.

"Just shut it and get lost," said the other man.

"But what am I shutting?" William asked. "And how do I get lost, I know the area very well."

One of the men walked over to William and slaps him across the head.

"What, are you stupid?" the man asked.

"No, I'm William," said William.

The man looked confused for a second, but he showed a wicked like smile on his face. He put his hand on William's shoulder and patted him a little.

"Can you do us a favor?" the man asked.

"Sure," said William.

"You see kid.." said the man.

"I'm not kid, I'm William," said William.

"Okay William, can you go to the end of the alley and keep watch for us?" the man asked.

William walked to the end of the alley, but the thing that he walked over to the end wall of the alley. He was looking around the wall for something.

"Where's the watch?" William asked. The men both looked really confused at what he was doing.

"NO, you gotta over there and keep watch," said one of the men, pointing the other way.

"But I can't keep watch if there isn't a watch to keep," said William.

"JUST GO OVER THERE!" the man shouted, pointing to where he wanted William to be.

William walked over to the end of the alley and started looking around the ground when a cop walked towards him.

"What are you doing kid?" the cop asked.

"Those guys told me to keep watch, but I can't find the watch anywhere," said William. The cop looked at the two men and quickly pulled out his gun.

"Freeze!" shouted the cop. Two more cops ran to help.

"How can I freeze when it's 80 degrees out?" William asked.

The cops took all three of them in and the two guy were sent straight to jail. William was just waiting in the holding cell for someone to pick him up. The guard walked over to him and looked at him.

"So they told you to keep watch?" the guard asked.

"Yeah, but I never found the watch though," said William. The guard looked a little confused. He opened up the cell and walked in.

"Well you're free to go," said the guard.

"Go where?" William asked.

"Back home," said the guard.

William left the police station, completely confused about what just happened. He decided to go back to the alley, hoping that he could find the watch. He looked around for hours until he decided to look for it another day. It just comes to show you, never leave an idiot unintended. Bad things will happen and there is the occasional confusion along the way. Poor dumb William's Clone.