Disclaimer: Inuyasha is not mine. I have no witty disclaimer right now for you, those have all been outsourced to China.
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were wandering around the forest at night, looking for shelter. They were trying to stay away from their sister, even though it's been completely established by now that O.C. will find them no matter what they do. Hell, if they committed suicide, O.C. would manage to bring their souls back to their bodies in time for breakfast. Yeah, so, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were still escaping, but their running would be short-lived when they stumble upon-
"Naraku's castle!" Inuyasha exclaimed, astonished that he and his brother just wandered upon it by accident while running away from their arguably more frightening sister.
"Naraku still has a castle?" Sesshomaru wondered aloud. "I thought he was on Mount Hakurei."
"Mount what?"
"...Never mind. Let's attack."
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru began destroying the castle with their respective swords. After a minute of this, Kagura stepped outside of the castle to meet the demon demolition crew.
"Hello, boys," Kagura smirked.
"Kagura!" Inuyasha shouted. "I will now attack you and get beat up really badly! Prepare to beat the hell out of me, Kagura!"
Inuyasha used the Wind scar on Kagura, who simply moved out of the way.
"Wow, yeah, that's a real nice attack," Kagura mocked. "Use a move called the Wind scar against somebody whose power involves control of the wind."
Yep, you guessed it, Inuyasha proceeded to get beaten really badly. However, since Sesshomaru is the baddest ass since Rakishi, he made short work of Kagura and entered the Castle de Naraku. But, not before trying to get Inuyasha to get up and quit being a huge wuss.
"Inuyasha, get up, she didn't even hit you more than fourteen times," Sesshomaru said, kicking the beat up body of his brother. "In the face. With a very thick piece of wood. With a nail sticking out."
"It hurts, asshole!" Inuyasha barked.
"Be a man."
"I'm half demon!"
Sesshomaru thought for a second. "Sit." BOOM! Inuyasha was knocked even deeper into the ground.
"What the fuck was that for?" Inuyasha raged. "That isn't going to make getting up and fighting any easier for me."
"I know. I just wanted to see if that would work for me."
Sesshomaru gave up on Inuyasha and entered into the castle alone since Inuyasha is too busy bitching. However, Sesshomaru was soon bitching himself as Naraku attacked him and it became very clear that he was much too strong. As Naraku pummeled Sesshomaru into bacon mist, Sesshomaru quickly realized that the only way they could ever be saved is if O.C. came around, since O.C. is roughly as powerful as Inuyasha and Sesshomaru combined times forty, mixed in with ten Narakus.
As fate would have it, O.C. had decided to go on a walk after dinner, because this was about the time that the token self-insert has her token moment of angst. Thrill as she cries like a token fool. Watch as you feel sorry for her.
"Why can't I make my brothers love me?" O.C. pissed and bitched. "I mean, sure I beat them up when we were kids, as well as got them in trouble, making them play somewhat creepy games of house, and being generally out of line with them. But it was supposed to make them stronger people, not make them HATE ME!" She fell to her knees as it began raining out of nowhere for dramatic effect. "OH, WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"
As O.C. continued her little walk of shame, Inuyasha jumped into the fight with Naraku, partly because Naraku swallowed Sesshomaru and took his power. Do I even need to say it? Okay, I will. Inuyasha was losing very, very badly. So badly, in fact, that Naraku was half asleep doing this bullshit.
"What the hell makes you think that you can beat me?" Naraku finally asked, more than a little irritated.
Inuyasha raised his sword with the arm that wasn't shoved halfway up his ass. "The fact that I am the good guy, and good guys-"
Naraku got into the other half-demon's face. "No, seriously, how do you ever hope to beat me? I've swallowed your stronger older brother, I have throngs of demons on my side, I have a good chunk of the Sacred Jewel, and I can run away if, by some strange chance, you manage to get the upper hand. Why don't you just leave now and forever hold your peace?"
"Ha, no way!" Inuyasha sneered. "I'm going to kill you, no matter what it takes! I've faced greater odds!"
Naraku scoffed. "When?"
"When I was growing up with my sister."
"...Sister?"
Inuyasha started attacking again instead of explaining his sister to Naraku and, within five minutes, was beaten into a temporary paraplegic. And then swallowed. Cue the self-indulgent monologue from the token bad guy!
"Now that I have Inuyasha and Sesshomaru in me, nothing will stop me from TAKING OVER THE WORLD HA HA!" Naraku stepped out of his castle. "But first, I must claim the Sacred Jewel shards from Inuyasha's friends!"
Naraku walked into the woods outside of his castle in his big spider form and searched around for Kagome and the others. OH, WHATEVER SHALL WE DO? IS THERE NO HOPE FOR OUR BRAVE HEROES?
Answer: Yeah, O.C. will probably save her brothers, won't she? Don't tell me I spoiled anything, you know very well what's going to happen in the next chapter.
THE END!
