A/N: Chapter 4 of the way too fun harem XD. I put up a poll in regards as to who's going to be the one to bed Jane first, so please take the time to vote!

Jane Arc's Yuri Harem

Summary: Jane Arc just wanted to go to Beacon and become a huntress. Becoming the object of every girl's desire was never part of the plan! Why did things have to be so complicated?

*Nopes*

Pyrrha ran after Jane, trying to prevent herself from laughing too much. "I'm sorry, Jane. I really wasn't trying to look up your skirt!"

Jane wanted to melt into the ground in embarrassment. The two had been ambushed by a King Taijitu on their way through the Emerald Forest, and in the process of killing it, the blonde's skirt went up quite a bit. Enough for Pyrrha to get a good look at the simple white panties underneath. 'Why is all of this happening to me today!? I accidentally peek on Weisscream, get tickled by Yang, knock a poor bird out of the sky, and embarrass myself twice in front of Pyrrha Nikos!'

Today was NOT a good day.

"Jane. Look at me." Pyrrha caught up to her, putting her hands on the blonde's shoulders and forcing her to look at her. "There's no reason to be embarrassed. Things like this happen. Adopt the policy of FISH."

"FISH?"

"Fuck It, Shit Happens."

Jane was starstruck upon hearing the redhead's words of wisdom. "When did you learn the art of swearing? It doesn't seem like something you'd do." 'Holy shit. Pyrrha Nikos just swore. Amazing…she's so amazing!'

Pyrrha grinned mischievously and set off again. "Something I picked up from my father. Not the best thing in the world to learn from a parent, but still. It could be worse, I suppose."

Jane conceded that. "True. Could've been like my dad and have eight daughters. Every day was insane." 'Yelling about who stole someone's bra, wondering what's for dinner, complaining about a movie night…'

"Seven sisters, huh? Must have been a handful," Pyrrha remarked, pushing a tree branch out of their way. Jane ducked under it, and the redhead continued. "I'm an only child. Didn't get to experience a large family like that."

"Believe me, it's not all it's cracked up to be, honest," Jane admitted, resting her hand on Crocea Mors. "It's kind of a pain in the ass, but it did help me keep on my toes. Always something going on the Arc household."

Pyrrha put her hand up once they reached a cave, with some ancient drawings etched onto the stony face. "Hmmm…I don't think this is it."

Jane eyed the drawing more closely, and she sweatdropped when she heard a rumbling deep inside the cavern's depths; she'd know that sound anywhere once she remembered the lessons her father taught her about Grimm habitats. "Um, Pyrrha?" 'Shitshitshitshitshitshit! It's a fucking Deathstalker nest!'

"Yeah?"

"Running time!"

The cave's entrance burst open, and out into the sun stepped an angry Deathstalker. It screeched at them, snapping its giant pincers angrily, and the blonde knight turned away and ran as fast as she could with a scream. "NOPE! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!" 'Fuck trying to avoid embarrassment! I hate spiders, and I hate scorpions!'

Pyrrha stayed behind only briefly before also turning tail and running, rapidly appearing alongside the blonde. "We'll need help to take this one out! The armor is too strong for conventional attacks! It must be ancient!"

Jane didn't hear her; all she could do was run like Almighty Oum and repeatedly shout one word over and over again. "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"

She didn't stop running through the forest until a large stony structure loomed ahead, and she saw a familiar face in the distance. 'Oh thank Oum! Finally, someone who I know and will gladly help!' "Yaaaaaaaang! A little help!"

The blonde brawler was accompanied by a moody-looking girl with a bow, Ruby, the ninja girl Rin, and her friend Nora. "Jane!? Pyrrha!? Did you guys just run all the way here with a Deathstalker chasing you!?"

"Stop asking questions and help us dammit!" Jane yelled. "We're in some serious shit here!"

"Move!" Pyrrha hissed in her ear. She felt herself get shoved in the back, and she yelped out in surprise as she stumbled out of the way of a swipe from the Grimm's pinchers. 'Ack!'

She regained her balance, and all of a sudden Weiss dropped down into her arms. The heiress had her eyes squeezed shut, and she opened them slowly to see her knight in shining armor. "Jane?"

"Uh, hi there Weisscream," Jane said with a smile. "Just…'dropping in'?"

Weiss groaned at the horrible attempt at a pun, and she jumped from Jane's arms. "That was terrible. But thanks for catching me, I suppose. And…wait, why did you call me Weisscream?"

Jane opened her mouth, but then she heard the sounds of both the Deathstalker's screeches and Ruby's giant scythe/rifle thingy. "Um, mind if that question waits for its answer? We kinda have a problem." 'I know why I called her that. It's both punny and cute. Plus it fits!'

Weiss jumped from her arms, reaching for her rapier. "Agreed. But don't think that this means I'm gonna forget about that nickname."

She sped forward, knocking Ruby out of the way and freezing the beast's tail in ice. "Ruby, please. For the love of Oum, do not make a habit of this."

"Sorry!" Ruby pouted, fiddling with her long red cape. "I just wanted to show you I can do this!"

"You're fine, I promise," Weiss said with a sigh. "Now please, just get two relics, okay?"

Jane watched in amazement as the Deathstalker tried and failed to break free from its icy prison, and Pyrrha hobbled over to her. "I got us two. It's time we left."

The blonde looked at the relic, a golden castle, and she shrugged before pocketing it. "Okay. Let's get going before that thing tries to break free." 'By the look of things, that ice isn't going to hold much longer. Any minute, and it's going to break free.'

The group started to run through the forest, passing by more ancient structures, and on the other side of a crumbling stone bridge was a Nevermore. The avian Grimm cawed out, landing on the top of the stony structure.

"Well, that's just fucking great," Yang growled in frustration, teamed up with partner in black and white.

Jane heard the bushes part, and she looked to see the Deathstalker had broken free from the ice Weisscream trapped it in. "Oh man, fuck this! We gotta move!" 'NOPE! Nope, nope, and more nope!'

"Nora, distract it!" Rin hissed. The hyper girl cackled happily, drawing her grenade launcher and dodging the Nevermore's deadly feathers. She let out happy whoops as she fired at the giant Grimm, her grenades hitting the Nevermore squarely in the body.

The Deathstalker tried to surprise attack them, and Nora was saved by two simultaneous attacks from Rin and the mystery girl in black and white.

"Go, go!" Pyrrha ordered, turning her weapon into its rifle form and firing at the giant scorpion to buy them some time. Nora was brought back by Weiss's glyphs, and that's when the Nevermore attacked them from the side.

The large Grimm slammed into the bridge, breaking it into two and separating the group. Rin, Pyrrha, and the other girl were on the side fighting the Deathstalker, and Ruby, Weiss, Nora, Yang, and Jane were on the opposite side.

Jane winced as the girl helping Rin and Pyrrha took a heavy hit, and she stepped forward. "We need to get over there! They need help! My Lightning attacks won't hit it at this range!" 'Dammit! I can't even make that jump!'

Nora grinned at her, and she knocked her onto her back. "Hehe. I got this!"

Her grenade launcher turned into a giant warhammer, and Jane gulped nervously as the girl leapt into the air and slammed it down. "Oh, son of a—" 'Not again! I've had enough of getting launched in the fucking air today!'

As Jane soared in the air towards Pyrrha and Rin, Nora also joined them. She slammed her hammer down on the tough armor, using the built-in grenade launcher to try and blast through. However, all it seemed to do was anger the giant Grimm, and it made her jump back with a failed strike of its tail. The stinger lodged in the ground just before the front of the bridge, and it struggled to rip it out. The movement caused the remaining structure to crumble, and Jane reached for Crocea Mors. "We got to move!" 'Time to put this overgrown Crunchy Nope down!'

Pyrrha blocked a pincher with her shield, bashing it away with her sword. The other pincher went for the redhead, and Jane leapt to her defense. "Hyaaaaa!" 'I don't think so! Back away from her!'

She slammed her own shield against the second limb, using her sword to clash with the tough armor. Rin rushed with her sub-machinegun pistols, firing a series of bursts at it. The Deathstalker tried to hit her with its stinger, and she leapt over it, holding onto its tail and continuing to fire while Jane and Pyrrha kept hitting and blocking the pinchers.

Nora fired her grenade launcher with a giggle, and the Grimm blocked its face with its pinchers. However, Pyrrha threw her sword (now extended into a spear) at the Deathstalker, striking it in its center eye. The Grimm screeched in pain, thrashing its tail and dislodging Rin.

"Rin!" Nora called out. The ninja slammed into the wall of the temple and fell face-first into the ground, and she didn't get up.

Jane narrowed her eyes, and she noticed the Deathstalker's stinger was attached by only a thin sliver of flesh. She turned to her partner to dislodge it. "Pyrrha!"

"Done!" She threw her shield, and it spun in the air. It sliced the stinger off, the Grimm's main weapon falling onto its head. Her shield bounced off of a stony pillar, returning to her with her semblance.

"Nora, nail it!" Jane ordered.

"Heads up!" Nora yelled happily, leaping onto Pyrrha's shield. The redhead launched her up, and Nora flew up with a smile before slamming her hammer down onto the stinger. The Deathstalker screeched in pain, and as it tumbled off the cliff face the three landed on the ground. Jane winced as she fell on her butt for the umpteenth time, wiping her face and happy that the giant Nope was now dead. "Thank Oum that's over…" 'I hate them. Six legs, eight legs…makes no difference to me. Nopes are Nopes.'

Rin hobbled over to them, and fell on the ground next to Nora with a groan. "Nora, please…don't make me ride an Ursa ever again."

"Aww, look who's all tuckered out~," Nora sang, helping the ninja girl to her feet. "I hope you're not too tired to make pancakes!"

"Goddammit…" Rin groaned.

Pyrrha helped Jane up to her feet, resting her hand on the blonde's shoulder. "Nice strategy to take it out, Jane. You're a really good strategist."

"Really? Aww, thanks!" Jane smiled, giving her partner a surprise hug. "Never thought anyone would say that."

Pyrrha's cheeks lit up a little, and she chuckled nervously while giving the blonde a pat on the back. "S-sure…no problem, hehe…"

The two broke apart, and they watched as Ruby took the head off of the Nevermore with her scythe. The headless corpse fell down from the opposite end of the canyon, and Jane blinked in surprise. "Wow…that was incredible!" 'So awesome! And to think someone as young as her can use a weapon that large with such ease…it's amazing. I wish I could carry that kind of heavier weapon.'

Ruby stood nearly a quarter of a mile away atop the cliff, her red cloak flapping in the breeze. Weiss, Yang, and the brawler's partner were all on the other side letting out cheers as the Nevermore's corpse crashed into the ground below. "Yeah! Way to go!"

Jane looked at the gap separating the two groups, and she sighed when she peered down to the chasm below.

"Nora? Bring that hammer of yours over here. Otherwise, we're not making that jump."


"Russell Thrush, Carla Winchester, Dove Bronzewing, and Sky Lark. The four of you retrieved the black bishop pieces," Professor Ozpin began. "From this day forward you will work together as Team CRDL, led by Carla Winchester."

The four warrior-like students walked off the stage, with Carla looking incredibly smug as the appointed leader of Team CRDL. Ozpin let out mental sigh, noticing the look Carla gave to the next group to survive the forest. 'Dammit. Don't tell me she's attracted to Jane, too…'

Just as bad as Sophitia Arc.

"Jane Arc, Lei Rin, Pyrrha Nikos, and Nora Valkyrie. The four of you collected the white rook pieces. From this day forward you will work together as Team JNPR, led by Jane Arc."

Nora gave Rin a giant hug, and Jane blinked in surprise at being the leader. "Me?"

"Congratulations, young lady," Ozpin said with a smile of encouragement. The youngest Arc daughter was the spitting image of her mother when she was a teenager, with the same long blonde hair and the same sapphire blue eyes. It looked like she also inherited the semblance of being far too cute and innocent, too. 'How Sophitia ended up married at all is something I still don't understand to this day.'

Pyrrha gave the blonde knight a playful smack on the butt, and Jane let out a loud yelp that everyone in the auditorium heard. Her cheeks were a bright red, and Ozpin resisted the urge to chuckle at just how eerily similar the situation was to her mother's. 'Ahem. Mustn't laugh, mustn't laugh. Keep it under control, Oz.'

"Finally," he said. "Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, and Yang Xiao Long. The four of you retrieved the white knight pieces. From this day forward you will work together as Team RWBY, led by Ruby Rose."

The young girl was shocked at her appointment, and he looked up to the ceiling after noticing the looks they also gave Jane Arc.

"It looks like things are shaping up to make an interesting year, indeed…"

He wondered how long it would take for a 'Jane Arc Fanclub' to start.

A/N: And that's a wrap for this one. Like I said, there's a poll active right now on my bio in regards to who's going to bed our cute little Jane first XD. So please, take the time to vote, as that'll help with part of this story I know you all want (because lesbians, and because smut XD). The glorious, glorious deflowering…

Who will it be? The forward Yang? Quiet Blake? Dominatrix Glynda? Frosty Weisscream? Or friendly Pyrrha? Please, vote now!

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