"GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY!" Pinkie Pie yelled, running up to her pet alligator. "GUMMY GUESS WHAT!" Gummy just blinked. "GUMMY! THERE'S SOMEPONY DOWN THE ROAD GIVING OUT FREE CANDY! FREE! CANDY! COME ON LET' GO GET SOME!" Pinkie Pie ran off. Gummy stayed back. Once the coast was clear, he threw on his fedora and reached into a bowl of candy. He pulled out a piece, unwrapped it, ate it, threw the wrapper away, pulled out another one, unwrapped it, and pushed a button that was inside. A hole opened up beneath him and he slid down a slide into his lair.
"Good morrow to you, Agent G." Doctor Whooves said. "This time we're worried about two things going on with Owen Yuar, as he's going by today. He's bought up all the candy in Ponyville, and all the mind-control potion in all of Equestria. We have no idea what he wants with the mind-control stuff, but I think it's obvious why he wants the candy - Everypony loves candy!" Gummy rolled his eyes at that. He figured he would put the mind control stuff in the candy and give it out to all the ponies in Equestria. Then, he remembered just a few minutes ago when Pinkie told him about the free candy. He got up and ran out the door.
"A-GENT-G!" the jingle singers sang.
Gummy ran down the road. He could see Owen Yuar in the distance.
"Gummy!" Pinkie Pie yelled from behind just as Gummy went back into pet mode.
"GUMMY COME WITH ME THIS CANDY IS SO DELICIOUS! IT TASTES LIKE SUNSHINE COATED IN CHOCOLATE MARINATED IN HAPPINESS!"
That was probably the happiest sentence Gummy had ever heard. Then again, he lived with Pinkie Pie. He wasn't quite sure. But at the moment, his priority was getting away from Pinkie Pie to stop Owen's plan. All of a sudden Pinkie Pie stopped smiling, dropped Gummy on the ground, and had a blank expression on her face. She slowly walked toward Owen Yuar. Suddenly, a whole bunch of other ponies did too.
"Muahahaha, it is working! Everypony in Ponyville is now under my control! And the best part is, no Gummy the Gator to stop my pla - OOF"
Gummy kicked Owen in the face.
"Gasp! Gummy the Gator! What are you - No, no, where are my manners? Would you like a piece of candy?" Owen held up the candy bowl to Gummy. Gummy was unamused and knocked the candy out of his hooves.
"All right, all right, you're on a diet, I get it! No need to be rude about it." Gummy was still unamused. He pointed to all the enslaved ponies.
"...oh, oh right, you're here about the whole 'mind control' thing. Well, you are too late! All of these ponies are already under my control! Unless I push this button, they are completely under my control. SO you can just go home. I'm not going to push this button. Ever."
Gummy looked around reached into his hat. He signaled for Owen to come here.
"What? Gummy the Gator, what are you looking at?" Own trotted over to get a look. Gummy punched him in the face. Owen lost control of the... control. Gummy grabbed it, pushed the button, destroyed it, and took off his hat. He walked over to Pinkie Pie and bit her tail.
"Oh, there you are Gummy. Want some candy?" she said, smiling.
