Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, merely the plot and the circumstances I put them in. Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling and Katekyo Hitman Reborn belongs to Akira Amano.

Warnings: Slash (male/male pairings), AU for HP after GoF, violence, language, sexual situations, crack, etc.

Pairings: 18Harry (Hibari/Harry), minor 6927 (Mukuro/Tsuna), mentions of Neville/Luna, Cedric/OMC and past Cedric/Harry

Timeline/Ages: Past/Teenagers


Skylarks Hate Pineapples

"Oya oya, so this is Hibari-kun's little boyfriend that I've heard about." Harry had to resist the urge to jump a foot in the air although Tsuna wasn't so lucky as he stumbled and nearly fell over. Gokudera and Yamamoto tensed slightly as they turned to face the new stranger in their midst. Harry had to admit, he was a rather strange youth around their age. His hair was a deep blue color that seemed to be styled like a pineapple a bit which made the wizard wonder if that was on purpose or if the other was just unlucky to be born that way. But what was the most bizarre thing about this new comer were his eyes; one being blue and the other red.

"M-Mukuro!" Tsuna squeaked his eyes wide. It didn't take a genius to figure out that Tsuna was uncomfortable with this person and Harry felt concerned taking a step closer to his friend. Gokudera snarled, "Bastard! What do you want?"

"Now now, no need to be rude. I merely wanted to meet the one who managed to catch the attention of the solitary cloud," Mukuro answered stepping closer to inspect Harry. He smiled, "You have lovely eyes."

"So I've been told. Who are you?"

"Ah, how rude of me. I am Rokudo Mukuro and yourself?"

"Potter Harry." So this was the infamous Mist Guardian he had been told about, the one that hated the Mafia and wished to control Tsuna's body. If Harry squinted, he could almost see the faintest haze over the other teen, no doubt the mist illusion he conjured over his avatar Chrome Dokuro. If one wasn't trained or magically in tuned, they wouldn't be able to tell therefore it seems solid to the naked eye. It was a testament of Mukuro's power and skill as an illusionist.

"There's something… odd about you. You feel a bit like me, a bit like all of us yet not," Mukuro stated. Harry snorted, "I'm not like you or the others, I can tell you that much." An eyebrow was raised, amusement in Mukuro's eyes. This new friend of Tsuna's was quite interesting.

"Hmmm, I suppose I understand a little better in how you managed to catch the cloud's attention. You're rather intriguing and you have very lovely eyes," Mukuro said leaning closer to get a better look. Harry tensed, speaking in a tight voice, "Kindly step away from me. I don't appreciate people I hardly know being in my personal space."

"Ah, forgive me," Mukuro excused himself stepping back. Tsuna wrung his hands nervously while Gokudera and Yamamoto stood by watching the exchange. After Harry found out about their involvement in the mafia and they in turn learned of his secret, they knew the wizard would be able to take care of himself. But then again, Mukuro was a strong opponent and an illusionist. There was no telling what sort of tricks he would pull if he was given the chance.

"W-why are you here Mukuro?" Tsuna questioned stepping forward. Said Mist Guardian focused his attention on him, tilting his head innocently as he replied, "I was curious over the rumors I heard of Hibari-kun's new pet so I came to see for myself. And of course I had to see you as well Tsunayoshi." Tsuna blushed brightly while Gokudera glared, "Don't be so familiar with Juudaime! Even if you are a fellow Guardian, I don't trust you!"

"Maa maa Gokudera, calm down," Yamamoto consoled knowing how quick the Italian's temper was. And the last thing they needed at the moment was a fight breaking out considering they were in front of the school. If they fought, it would no doubt draw innocent people into the conflict as well as a certain Prefect.

"Stay out of this baseball idiot! I'll protect Harry-san's honor!" Gokudera exclaimed as he pulled out his bombs. Harry felt a bit flattered that his friend was willing to stand up for him, but he was sure the bombs were a little much. Stepping closer to the Storm Guardian, he consoled gently, "It's okay Gokudera, calm down. Mukuro isn't a threat to me."

"But Harry-san!"

"I'm fine, I can take care of myself," Harry assured smiling warmly. Mukuro tilted his head in amusement, "Kufufufu, you're rather sure of yourself."

"Yeah well you don't survive death multiple times and not get bragging rights," Harry stated focusing his attention once more on the illusionist. Stepping forward Mukuro calmly caught the teen wizard's chin between his fingers staring into his eyes, "You just become more and more intriguing the longer we talk. If my attentions weren't elsewhere, I think I would find myself attempting to win you over."

"Good luck with that," Harry drawled, "Not only do I have no interest in you, but I'm already spoken for and my boyfriend is rather possessive of me."

"I would expect no less of Hibari-kun." As those words were spoken, a silver projectile flew between the pair at deadly speed forcing Mukuro to move back to avoid it. Focusing on where the object landed, they found a familiar tonfa embedded deep within a wall, cracks spider webbing everywhere. Tsuna paled while Yamamoto and Gokudera gaped in surprise, only Harry and Mukuro were unaffected.

"Speak of the devil," Harry thought as he turned his head focusing on the black cloud that was his boyfriend. Hibari was glaring darkly at Mukuro, his eyes like steel that burned with a raging fire but the illusionist didn't seem all that bothered by it. Rather he was smiling as if he was entertained by the Cloud Guardian's anger, his posture relaxed. Waving a hand lazily, he greeted, "Nice of you to join us Hibari-kun."

"Why are you here?" Hibari growled moving to stand slightly in front of Harry. The wizard rolled his eyes but allowed his boyfriend the comfort. Mukuro shrugged, "I heard you had a boyfriend and thought I would introduce myself since it's only the polite thing to do. After all, you and I have history together."

"You will not touch what is mine!" Hibari hissed, brandishing his other tonfa while he reached out and held Harry possessively to his side. Mukuro smiled charmingly, obviously amused by the display. Holding up a gloved hand as if to show he was no threat, the teen chuckled, "Oya oya, no need to be so defensive Hibari-kun. I have no interest in your little toy… at least not too much. Besides, I have Tsunayoshi."

"Eh?" Tsuna squeaked in confusion, wondering why Mukuro was dragging him into this hellish mess. The last thing he wanted was for Hibari to turn his rage onto him. Gokudera jumped forward exclaiming, "What do you mean you pineapple bastard?"

"Kufufufu, I thought that would be obvious. I wish to make sweet little Tsunayoshi my wife."

"HIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

And that was how Harry met Mukuro for the first time. It certainly was a memorable meeting because between Tsuna fainting and the fighting, Harry was sure this day would forever be seared into his brain. And for the thousandth time, he had to wonder what exactly he had gotten himself into when he agreed to date Hibari.


Fuck, glad Fanfiction finally fixed the upload problem they were having! It was driving me up the wall! Anyway, back from Houston and my grandpa's funeral. Just wanted to take a moment to thank all of my readers for their support and their kindess toward myself and my family. It was greatly appreciated it. Still a bit exhausted, but I'm doing better now that it's over. I can start moving on now. So thank you again, all of you kept me strong.

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