AN: Edited for a reason; the asterisks don't work for linebreaks.

Title: Forever or Not
Pairing(s): 1859 (more friendship), 8027, mentioned 3369
Rating: PG/T
Warnings: My attempt at humor... of any kind, OOCness.
Extra: I have one more request, then a yuri (I shouldn't genderbend characters)...


Gokudera stared at the two making out in his boss' room, and quickly left in hopes of not offending the brunette with the words he knew were going to tumble out of his mouth at any moment. Without any regards for the Tenth's companion, the platinum blonde slammed his fist on the door, thinking of any and all the insults he could for the raven-haired companion.

Glaring at nothing, Gokudera allowed himself to sit on his bed, mulling over everything he had just witnessed (and he was quite glad he hadn't announced his sudden arrival.) Tsunayoshi Sawada, his boss and the Vongola's Tenth, was kissing (or worse) with his Rain Guardian, Takeshi Yamamoto.

That in itself was enough to make Hayato Gokudera want to pull out his hair, but he refrained from doing so if only because it wouldn't be productive. Instead, he contemplated the situation in which his boss was getting closer (too close) to the Rain Guardian.

Deciding that it would be much better to do something than to think on it, Gokudera got up from the bed, planning on doing something, anything, productive.

XxXxX

Sometimes, Gokudera wondered if there was something that hated him beyond the normal, human realm. At this current moment, the very same one he dread, he was sitting in the Reception Room, the Cloud Guardian glaring at him.

However, the slightly disturbing part was that the prefect wasn't doing anything other than glaring. Even that wasn't at its full power, and the Storm Guardian almost asked if everything was okay. However, remembering the other's temper, plus the fact that he liked to torture the Tenth, had the bomber holding back the words that offered some sort of sympathy.

"He saw Mukuro having sex with Ryohei," someone suddenly said, causing both occupants in the room to jump in shock. Reborn hid his smirk as he took in both their reactions—Hibari managed to hide his shock better than Gokudera, since the prefect didn't leap into the air, and the slight widening of his eyes was the only thing that gave away his surprise.

Instead on commenting on the reactions that he gained, Reborn continued on, acting as if he wasn't signing his own will by saying these words. "Kyouya wanted to spar with Mukuro—he still hasn't gotten over that loss even though it's been a year—and he went to visit our favorite illusionist in hopes of getting that rematch I kept promising him."

'Not that I plan on letting the two fight; Tsunayoshi still needs both of his Guardians, so I can't have both of them killing each other.'

"Well, let's say that our Cloud Guardian got the surprise of his life when he walked in on Mukuro being submissive to our Sun Guardian, Ryohei Sasagawa." Reborn smirked, waiting for Hibari's reaction—it surely would be amusing in some way, and he couldn't wait to see what that reaction was.

Hibari had no physical changes, but the same couldn't be said for the Storm Guardian, who looked nauseous yet amused at the same time. Had it been anyone else, they would not have known how one could pull off that look, but Reborn made sure to document this moment as potential blackmail for the time being.

Without any prompting, he made his way towards the window. With a slight wave of his hand, the former Arcobaleno hopped from the window, calling, "Chaos" over his shoulder.

Not even bothering to comment on the situation at hand—the world's best hitman commenting on one of the Guardian's sex life, the fact that Ryohei wasn't straight (because, as they all knew long ago, Mukuro was as straight as a circle), and the fact that said hitman was able to hide in the room for a while—Gokudera just allowed himself to faint from the mind-fuckery that occurred.

XxXxX

Had it been anyone else, Gokudera would have blown them up long ago. However, from past experience, he knew that trying to do that to the prefect would only result in an embarrassing loss that he, as the right hand man of the Tenth, would never be able to live down.

Hibari didn't even bother coming up with a snarky, sarcastic reply—that would be something that the platinum blonde craved, and he wasn't here to fulfill needs of others. However, the fact that the other thought he could barge in and complain about his two friends had Hibari nearly scoff at his stupidity.

"…and that baseball idiot had his hands on Tenth's…" Hibari had grown adept at blocking out sounds that he deemed unnecessary, and he was pleased to find that it extended towards herbivores that didn't understand when they were stepping over the line.

However, there was a spark of curiosity, one that he would deny feeling, as the brunette didn't seem to be one that would be homosexual if pining for Kyoko Sasagawa for years was anything to go by. Allowing himself to pick up key phrases and words, Hibari soon came to the conclusion that Gokudera was jealous of Yamamoto, and decided that Hibari would be the best person to complain to just because he was the only one that wouldn't speak back.

It was time that he spoke up, before the self-proclaimed right hand man came to the wrong conclusion that he was allowed here, and that he could speak his mind. "Leave now. Trivial matters like this do not interest me."

Seeing that flabbergasted expression almost made the rant worth it, but Hibari could honestly say that he didn't want to suffer more from the platinum blonde that decided that he was a good companion to complain to.

XxXxX

Glaring at the other, who somehow, against his wishes, became a friend, Hibari once again wondered why the Storm Guardian bothered to come to him when his two friends were the center of the problem. If Gokudera insisted on coming here so often with an intent of ranting about his friends, the Cloud Guardian was going to talk to his "Boss" and the Rain Guardian about something.

"And then I walked in on Mukuro and… I would have pegged Mukuro on not being the wanton bitch…" Gokudera trailed off, still trying to wrap his mind around the image of Mukuro infiltrating the school, dragging the boxer into the closest room, and forcing Sasagawa to "fuck him senseless".

Unaware of the growing anger, Gokudera started to talk about nothing—small trivial matters that could be resolved on their own—as he actually liked Hibari's presence. Nearly getting hit by a tonfa made the Storm Guardian rethink his opinion on the Cloud Guardian's presence, and he retaliated with one of his dynamites.

XxXxX

"It looks like they're getting along well," Reborn commented offhandedly, watching the two fight. Dynamites flew in the air as tonfas were revealed, and the ensuing chaos may end up destroying Hibari's precious school.

Tsuna, on the other hand, stared at the fight with concern, wondering if what Reborn was saying was even close to the truth. "Are you sure about that? I think that they might kill each other," he murmured, not wanting to say that Gokudera might be the only one to die.

"It would pick up your Cloud Guardian's spirit." Reborn smirked, deciding that it was time to be a bit more sadistic. "After all, he hadn't been the same since he saw Mukuro being fucked by your Sun Guardian. Oh, and Gokudera and Yamamoto had both seen that too."

At that point, in which he had become mentally traumatized by the mental image that Reborn had created, Tsuna could only reply with, "Who knew Mukuro could be submissive to anyone?"