Chappie 4
YO! Whats up my homies? Lawl! So anyways my story is getting better I guess but I'm not sure. I might make it like fifty chapters long if I wanna and don't worry some EDXOC time is coming up! Maybe a kiss scene. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Reila: YES! FINALLY!
Ed: TRAITOR!
Me: oh quit being a baby Ed!
Winry: I'll go get the wrench.
Ed: AH! OK, OK ILL BE NICE!
Me: now back to the story!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN FMA! I ONLY OWN REILA AND THIS FANFIC!
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Reila P.O.V.
I felt someone shaking me and I groaned and swatter their hand away and tried to go to sleep again. The person started shaking me again and I growled "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE FLIPPING LOLLIPOP KING! DANG IT LEAVE ME ALONE GENERAL CANDY CANE!" I yelled and I heard laughter and I tried to sleep again but the person wouldn't give up. I snapped my eyes open and I saw Ed shaking me "I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!" I yelled and I tackled Ed to the ground "NO! I WANT TO LIVE!" he yelled and he wiggled out of my grasp and ran off leaving a huge dust trail behind and I smirked. I didn't win track state champion for nothing. I broke off in a run after him and I soon caught up with him "GET BACK HERE SO I CAN MURDER YOU!" I yelled and Ed tried to run faster but I quickly caught up and tackled him to the ground "AH! NO! I WANT TO LIVE! HAVE MERCY!" he yelled but I quickly picked him up and flipped him onto the ground and he landed with a thud. Ed laid there and shook in fear as I loomed over him "Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing." I said and Ed quickly nodded and I helped him up. We walked down the road toward the Rockbell house and I was prepared to catch the wrench if Winry decided to attack. Den barked as we approached and Pinako came outside "My Ed it has been a long time! Have you grown shorter?" she asked and I tried to hide my laugh as a dark aura surrounded Ed "I think you're supposed to say if I've grown taller." He said and Pinako smirked "Why should I tell a lie?" she asked and Ed scowled. I saw a shiny object flying towards Ed and I quickly flung my hand out and caught it between two fingers. Ed stared at me before he fell to his knees and hugged my legs "thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" He said multiple times and I sweat dropped "No biggie." I said and then the front door flew open "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO CALL FIRST!" Winry yelled and when she saw that the wrench had not hit Ed she froze and looked at my hand to see the wrench in-between two of my fingers "H-how?" she asked and I shrugged "I'm assigned to keep watch on him so in other words I'm his bodyguard." I said and Ed shot up and pointed at me "LIES! I'M ASSIGNED TO WATCH YOU! NOT YOU WATCH ME!" he said and I smirked "well then you're not doing a very good job are you?" I said and Ed fumed "Why you little-"he started before I punched him in the face "I AM NOT LITTLE! I'M FUN SIZED!" I yelled as he held his bleeding nose and Winry smiled "I like this girl already!" she said and Ed paled "no….not two Winry's!" he said and I held up the wrench and he ran off and hid behind a tree. I followed Winry inside and I looked around "Whoa! This place is amazing!" I said as I admired all the automail around as "OH! Here's your wrench." I said and I handed back to Winry and she smiled at me and took it. "I'll go make some soup." Pinako said as she headed to the kitchen "Oh! Let me help!" I said as I rushed after her "Oh no need to." She said and I smirked "Oh. I was gonna help but I was also gonna prank little Edward." I said and Pinako smiled "Let's get to work then!" she said and we rushed to the kitchen. "Hmm. Have any spices?" I asked and Pinako pointed to a cabinet. I walked over and opened it to see a huge assortment "Whoa! Awesome!" I said as I picked out some garlic powder, chili powder, rosemary, hot sauce, and black pepper. I set them on the counter and Pinako handed me Ed's bowl and I quickly added all the ingredients and mixed it "Oh this is gonna be fun." I said and Pinako laughed. When we walked out of the kitchen Armstrong was at the table and Al was in a box next to him "Hi Reila!" Al said and I waved to him with a smile and I set down Armstrong's bowl in front of him and I put down Ed's bowl too and hid my smirk "Eat up everybody!" I said and I watched as Ed took a spoonful in his mouth. Ed's face turned red and his eyes went wide and he fell off the chair as smoke came from his mouth "AH! WHAT EVIL ALCHEMY IS THIS?!" he yelled as he ran around the room and me and Pinako high fived as Ed stopped and glared at me "YOU DID THIS!" he yelled pointing at me and I nodded "bingo! That's what you get for disturbing my sleep!" I said and he fell on the floor rolling around and holding his throat. I sighed and got a glass of water and gave it to him "There you go, better?" I asked and he gulped it down and nodded "Never…again!" he gasped out and slowly stood up. I smirked "WINRY! HOLD HIM DOWN!" I yelled and Winry pinned him to the floor and I grabbed a clean funnel from her tool box and I went to the kitchen and grabbed some milk. I went over to Ed and stuck the funnel in his mouth as he struggled to get up from Winry's grasp. I poured the milk down the funnel and his eyes widened and her struggled harder to get up. Once I finished I high fived Winry and Ed glared at me "you sick, sick monster." He said as he got up "At least you couldn't taste it. Milk makes you taller so be glad I forced you to drink it." I said and Ed huffed and sat down in his chair. Armstrong laughed "What an interesting lunch!" he said and I sighed as I poured myself some milk and I remembered these little straw thing with flavor balls inside that changed the flavor of milk. I hummed as I transmuted one and put it in my milk "Whats that?" Ed asked and I took a sip "It alters the flavor of milk. I don't like the taste so I use these to change the flavor." I said and Ed looked shocked "You can do that?!" he asked and I nodded "Yeah, right now I'm using the chocolate flavored one. Wanna try?" I asked and I held one out to him. Ed took it and poured some milk in a glass and stuck the straw in and hesitantly took a sip. Ed smiled "It works!" he said and quickly drank it all and Winry stared at him "I never thought I would see Edward drink milk. Is the world ending?" she asked and I laughed and shook my head "No. Seems like it though." I said. After I finished my soup I went outside and watched the sunset "Wish mom was here. She loved sunsets." I said remembering my mom "Oh well, she wouldn't want me to sulk." I said out loud. I felt someone sit next to me and I turned to see Ed "Hey." He said and I nodded in greeting "I always loved sunsets, but strange thing is I've never seen a sun rise before." He said and I stared at him "I'll wake you up early and we can watch it together." I said and he stared at the sky "I'd like that." He said and I remembered this one book I read called "The Outsiders" and I recalled the poem in there. "Natures first green is gold, her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf's a flower. But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief. So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay." I said out loud and Ed turned to me "That was beautiful." He said and I nodded "I read it in a book once. I understood it and I memorized it and it helps me out whenever I'm sad or lost." I said and Ed smiled "I'll have to tell Al that poem. He'll like it." Ed whispered before he closed his eyes "Hey Ed?" I asked and he hummed in response "If you want, I can teach you some of my alchemy." I said and Ed smiled "Sure. Whats the catch?" He asked and I smiled "You let me travel with you guys." I said and Ed paused to think it over "Sure. Just try to be nice and don't attack me anymore!" He said and I laughed "Fine. I can't promise about the mornings though." I said and I picked his head up and put it in my lap "What are you doing?" he asked and I rolled my eyes "Hey. It's better than the ground right?" I said and he chuckled and drifted off to sleep and I began to pet him again with knowing. When the stars came out I sighed and picked Ed up and began to walk back inside. I guess it looked funny since Ed is about three inches taller than me because when I walked in Winry and Al burst out laughing "Whats so funny?" I asked and Al tried to stop laughing "Ed never lets anyone carry him and it looks funny since you're shorter than him." Al said and I growled and I placed Ed on the couch before I tackled Al to the ground and started throwing him around like a rag doll "I'M NOT SHORT! I'M FUN SIZED!" I yelled and Al began screaming like a little girl "AH! HAVE MERCY!" he screamed as I flipped him over my shoulder. Ed sat up and rubbed his eyes "Huh? Is everything alright?" He asked and when he brought his hands down he saw me flipping Al over my shoulder and throwing him into a wall "Al, did you call her short?" he asked and I stopped flipping Al and I turned to Ed "VOLT TACKLE!" I yelled and electric energy surrounded me like Pikachu and I charged at Ed and I slammed into him and he flew back into a wall with static coming off of him "I'M FUN SIZED!"I yelled and Winry backed away from me nervously "uh, I'll be upstairs. Come to my room when you're ready Reila." And with that Winry high tailed it up the stairs. I cracked my fingers "Any more comments about my height?" I asked and both brothers shook their heads quickly and I smiled "Good. Night guys." I said as I walked up the stairs. I walked into Winry's room to see her tinkering with Ed's automail arm "Hi." I said and Winry jumped "you're tall! You're tall!" she said and I sweat dropped "okay then?" I asked and I laid down on the bed and Winry stared at me "You don't have pajamas?" she asked and I shrugged "Nope." I said and Winry smiled "Dress up!" she said and began taking clothes out of her closet "WHAT?! Oh no, no, no, no, no! I don't do dress up!" I said but she didn't listen "Put this on!" she said holding up a knee length baby blue skirt with a long sleeved cyan blue shirt with trailing sleeves and tight around the waist. I shook my head but she pulled out her wrench and I quickly changed into it "I hate this game." I said and Winry squealed "You look so cute!" she said before grabbing my wrist and pulling me down the stairs to the boys "AL! ED! Isn't she adorable!" she squealed and I sighed "Wow! You look really pretty Reila!" Al said and I smiled. Ed stared at me with a huge blush and he looked away "No comment." He said and I shrugged and Winry pulled me back to her room "Now try this on!" she said as she pulled out a t-shirt way too big for me and some baggy pants that were again to big for me. I put them on and the sleeves of the shirt were five inches to long for my arms and it practically swallowed me and the pants made me look like a freaking ralts from Pokémon! Winry squealed again and pulled me down stairs again "THIS IS SO ADORABLE!" she yelled and I blushed and held one hand up to my mouth like a ralts and I made my eyes big "AWW!" Al squealed and Ed turned to look at me and his eyes widened and his head shot back as he got a giant nose bleed. Al laughed "Oh brother, I didn't know you liked cute things!" he said and Ed lay on the floor twitching. Winry laughed and pulled me to her room again. She got a wicked smile "Now THIS will get an interesting reaction!" she said and she held up a small dark green tube top like Envy's and a dark green mini skirt that had a stocking attached for the left leg. I stared at it for a while "AW HELL NAW!" I shouted and tried to run away but Winry caught me and forced me into it. I held on to the doorway for dear life "COME ON REILA! LET GO!" Winry said and I just shook my head "I AM NOT GOING DOWN THERE LIKE THIS!" I shouted back but Winry wacked my hands and I let go and she pulled my down the stairs "AVERT YOUR EYES! DON'T LOOK AT ME!" I shouted and Al turned around but Ed looked up "Hmm? Whats wrong Rei-"before he could finish he saw me and his whole body was pushed back as blood exploded out of his nose. Al looked up and saw me "Winry! You shouldn't dress people up like that!" he said and quickly went to the kitchen and got me a towel "Thank you Al" I said and I glared at Winry "Piiiiika, piiika, piika, pika CHU!" I said and I shocked her with a thunder bolt "Payback!" I shouted and Ed stood up holding his nose with blood seeping from in-between his fingers "I think I lost too much blood. Everything is spinning." He said and he turned to Al "Oh hi Mr. Gumdrop! What are you doing in candy cane land?" he asked before he passed out and fell on the floor. I sweat dropped and Al picked Ed up "Well I should get brother to bed now. Good night!" he said as he walked up the stairs and to the guest room. Winry stood up with smoke coming off of her "Hehe, sorry." She said while rubbing the back of her neck and smiling nervously. I shook my head and walked to her room where I changed into the baggy clothing and got on the bed "It's ok." I said as I felt her climb in next to me. I drifted off into peaceful sleep and my last thought was "I hope I wake up early enough to see the sunrise."
