Alright, I have decided that I will post one chapter per day. Does that sound like a plan? I hope so…anyways, enjoy!

Meeting the townspeople made me feel like I was Animal Crossing. The bad part was that I had absolutely no idea where anyone lived, and Finn wasn't much of a help, either. Basically, we walked into every unlocked building and said hello to everyone I saw. It worked, but people screamed at me for barging in. This lasted for a good two hours.

It took another two hours to find this Bo guy. Oompa Loompa was right, though. He was next to some bridge thingy, just sadly staring at it. I wasn't quite sure what I should do, so I just asked him, "Hey, are you Bo?"

He had dirty blond hair. He smiled at me. "Yes I am." I threw the toolbox at his head as hard as I could.

"OW! What the hell was that for?" he yelled at me. Finn and I had our arms crossed, giving Bo the evil glare of death.

"It's your fault that I had to waste my time walking around this stupid island to give you your stupid toolbox!"

"Oh, well thanks, I guess," he said, totally calm.

"'Thanks' is all you have to SAY? I spent two hours looking for your stupid butt! I am sweating like a pig, halfway intoxicated, and freaking starving, and that's all I freaking GET? WELL SCREW YOU!" I screamed before walking off.

It felt nice to scream at Bo. My therapist always told me to let out your anger in a healthy manner. I considered hitting a guy in the head with a toolbox very healthy.

I waked down a dirt path with Finn flying next to me. "I'm bored, what should we do, now?" I asked.

"Let's have a staring contest!" Finn suggested.

"OH YEAH!" we stared at each other intently while we walked. "You're going down," I warned. "I've never lost a staring contest in my life."

"Well that's gonna change!" Finn announced.

"What are you talking-," I ran into a tree. Finn cracked up.

"HA! I win!" he bragged. "In your face!"

I clutched my head. "Ow…"

"Oh come on, it didn't hurt that bad, Angela…Angela?" he flew close to my face when I didn't reply. "A-are you alright?"

Finn got really close, and then I opened my eyes and screamed in his face as loud as I could.

"OMIGOD!" he screamed. This time, I cracked up.

"I-I can't believe you actually fell for it!" I laughed even harder.

"Shut up," Finn grumbled, pouting. He was just so cute.

"You'll live," I reassured, patting his little head. "Now let's keep going." We got up and continued walking, finally reaching the main town. As we walked through it, I grew bored, again. "What do you wanna do, now?"

"I dunno. Maybe we could like, prank call someone."

I got an evil glint in my eyes. "Finn, that's the best thing you've said since we met."

We got to my house and found a phone. "Do you have anyone's number?" I asked, staring at the phone.

"Hmmm…oh wait! I have the Goddess's phone number!" he started bouncing. He fished through his cute little pockets and pulled out a tiny piece of paper.

He read it off to me while I dialed it on the phone. "What should we say?" I asked.

"Don't worry, I have an idea." He whispered it in my ear. We could barely keep from laughing.

Someone had picked up on the other line. "…Hullo?" I covered the mouth of the phone and told Finn to shut up, and then took my hand off the phone.

"Is this a Ms. Harvest Goddess?" I asked in a business tone.

"Yeah, whaddya want?" She still sounded drunk.

"Yes, this is…Susan from the Harmonica STD Clinic. We called to inform you that a former partner of yours has developed a nasty case Herpes, and claims that he got it after he was with you," I explained, keeping my cool.

"…Seriously?" she asked.

"Yes, I'm terribly sorry."

"Dammit! Which guy was it?" she asked, freaking out.

"Um, that's classified information."

"I bet it was Steve. He never bothered calling me, anymore," she muttered darkly. I snickered.

"Anyways, we wanted to know if you've had any symptoms, just in case he was wrong," I had to bite my tongue when I finished speaking.

"Well, it hurts when I pee, I have ulcers, lots of itching…" she went on for a while longer. Eventually, Finn and I broke down and doubled over in hysterics. I hung up and lied down on the floor, laughing so hard, I started crying. Finn was rolling around on the floor, occasionally running into a table leg, but he kept on laughing.

A few minutes later, we calmed down, still lying on the floor. "Ah, that was fun," I stated, scratching my stomach.

"Yeah, it was…who do you want to call next?"

We found a yellow pages lying around (it was like, three pages long) and looked through the numbers. We continued calling people until my doorbell rang. I got up and opened the door. Bo was standing there, wearing a football helmet.

"What's up?" I asked.

"U-um, I just wanted to tell you that the bridge is finished being fixed, don't hurt me!" he was in fetal position at this point.

"Wait you were fixing the bridge? You looked like you were just staring at it, to me."

By now, he was trembling. "Yes ma'am, I was fixing the bridge, I swear!"

"Okay!" I said cheerfully, slamming the door in his face. I sat down in one of the dining chairs. "Geez, I wonder what his problem is? He seems like he's scared of me, or something," I said aloud.

Finn took one look at me and banged his head against the saltshaker. I ignored him and walked over to my kitchen. "So, what should we have for dinner?"

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