I could hear Edward and Alice coming down the hall. They stopped outside of the door.
"Brace yourself," I heard Alice say. Time to be serious.
"Alice, just open the door! Ms Connelly gave me three minutes. She's going to come looking for me!" Edward said. Ms. Connelly? Time to get him in trouble! I felt the door open and Alice and Edward entered. I was in the corner waiting for the perfect time to bounce out of control. I could feel the sugar running through my veins.
"Good-Arvo Edward," I said. "I had a sour worm today! Do you know how good they are Edward?" Edward just sat there staring at me. I could tell he was gobsmacked.
"Alice, why did you drag me here? Emmet's eyes are orange and he is speaking funny. Can't you handle it?" Edward said looking at Alice. They were distracted, perfect time! I flew by Edward and Alice at full vampire speed. It felt good with sugar in me! Edward ad Alice ran outside of the closet and saw me at the end of the hall.
"Have you ever realised that glitter is...well... shiny? It's like our skin! Oh, my gosh, I see sun." I screamed. I saw the sun come out of the clouds.
I blotted out of the corridor into the sun. It felt so good. The sun hit me and instantly I started to glitter. I bottled around the school, over and over again. Bouncing off walls is the best thing that you can do, then I came to a stop.
"What to do, what to do?" I asked myself. "Get Edward in trouble would be the funniest thing to do."
I ran over to Ms Connelly's class. I peeked into the window and I saw Edwards's worried face. Ms Connelly was glaring at him. This was funny. It was time to annoy him. I jumped into the sun.
"Oh, my God!" Bella screamed. I started dancing. The whole class was looking at me and I could see Edward shocked and disgusted. I did a few cartwheels and then saw Edward hop up and dance at the front of the classroom. Everyone turned to look at him. He stole my audience!
Bella got up and joined him and then they skipped off holding hands and everyone forgot I was outside. They all got up and started to follow them as Ms Connelly shouted at Edward and Bella.
"There you are," I heard Alice say from behind me.
"Try and catch the big grizzly, little pixie!" I said poking my tongue out. Alice was mad. She ran after me. She chased me around the school about five times in about thirty seconds. I crashed into Rose as she was going for a 'toilet break'.
"What the hell are you doing Emmet?"
"Broom Broom, I want to drive in my broom car! Rose! I'm going to drive my Broom car,"
"Emmet, What are you on?" Rose asked.
"Sour worms." I said running away. I am going to drive my broom broom car. It is so fun driving a broom broom car. I heard Rose, Alice and Jasper running after me. I could feel Jasper trying to clam me down.
"IT AIN'T GONNA WORK JASPER! I'M SUPER CHARGED," I said. I ran towards my broom broom car when I felt Edward and Bella coming up the hall.
"LOLLYPOP LOLLYPOP, I WANT A LOLLYPOP!" I said as I burst out of the front doors so fast that the office ladies only heard the door opening (which probably freaked them out)
Rose, Jasper and Alice came up behind me and then surrounded me. It was like I was a wild animal and they were on the hunt.
"C'mon Emmet, there's no place to run," Alice said.
"My Darling Emmet, please clam down and we can go back home and have a good time!" I looked at Rosalie. What? OMG! EWWIES ROSE! YUCK! GOD! I WANT A SOUR WORM!
Next thing I know, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie and Edward suddenly pounce on me, knocking me to the ground.
No way in hell am I letting you win! I tried to push them off but I didn't work. I wasn't going to let them win! If I cant go crazy physically, I will go crazy mentally!
Tralallalalalalalalla OMG SOUR WORM!! ! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I VANT TO SUK YA BLOOD MU HA HA HA HEHEHEHEHEH IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A FREAKIN AWESOME VAMPIRE! SUCK ON THAT!!! !HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEE
"JASPER, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WHY COULDN'T YOU STOP THAT? FAR OUT, WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING THE POWER TO CONTROL PEOPLES EMOTIONS WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK WHEN YOU ACTAULLY NEED IT TO. THIS IS CRAZY. HE FREAKIN WENT OUT INTO THE SUN OUTSIDE OF EDWARD'S CLASS THEN RAN OUT HERE AND STARTED SINGING LOLLYPOP!" Rosalie explod I could hear Edward and Alice coming down the hall. They stoped outside of the door.
"Brace yourself," I heard Alice say! OOOOOOO Time to be serious!
"Alice, just open the door! Ms Connelly gave me 3 minutes. She's going to come looking for me!" Edward said. HA! MS CONNELLY!!!!!!! TIME TO GET HIM IN TROUBLE!!!
I felt the door open and Alice and Edward entered. I was in the corner waiting for the perfect time to bounce out of control. I could feel the sugar running through my veins.
"Good-Arvo Edward," I said. "I had a sour worm today! Do you know how good they are Edward?"
Edward just sat there staring at me. I could tell he was gobsmacked.
"Alice, why did you drag me here? Emmet's eyes are orange and he is speaking funny. Cant you handle it?" Edward said looking at Alice. They were distracted, PERFECT TIME! I flew by Edward and Alice at full vampire speed. God it felt good with sugar in me! Edward ad Alice ran outside of the closet and saw me at the end of the hall.
"Have you ever realised that glitter is...well... shiny? It's like our skin! OMG SUN!!!" I screamed. I saw the sun come out of the clouds.
"," I blotted out of the corridor into the sun. it felt so good. The sun hit me and instantly I started to glitter. TRALALLALALALALALALALALALALA I bottled around the school, over and over again. Bouncing off walls is the best thing that you can do. . I came to a stop.
"What to do, what to do?" I asked myself.
"GET EDWARD IN TROUBLE!"
I ran over to Ms Connelly's class. I peeked into the window and I saw Edwards's worried face. Ms Connelly was glaring at him. Hehe this was funny. Time to annoy him! I jumped into the sun.
"OMG!" Bella screamed. PERFECT! I started dancing. The whole class was looking at me and I could see Edward shocked and disgusted. I did a few cartwheels and then saw Edward hope up and dance at the front of the classroom. Everyone turned to look at him. HE STOLE MY AUDIENCE! LOSER!
Bella got up and joined him and then they skipped off holding hands and everyone forgot I was outside. They all got up and started to follow them as Ms Connelly shouted at Edward and Bella.
"THERE YOU ARE," I heard Alice say from behind me.
"TRY AND CATCH THE BIG GRIZZLY, LITTLE PIXIE!" I said poking my tongue out. Alice was mad. She ran after me. She chased me around the school about five times in about thirty seconds. I crushed into Rose as she was going for a 'toilet break'.
"What the hell are you doing Emmet?"
"Broom Broom Broom, I wanna drive in my broom broom car! Rose! I'm going to drive my Broom Broom Car,"
"Emmet, What are you on?" Rose asked.
"Sour worms," I said running away. I am going to drive my broom car. It is so fun driving a broom car. I heard Rose, Alice and Jasper running after me. I could feel Jasper trying to clam me down.
"It isn't going to work Jasper! I'm super charged," I said. I ran towards my broom car when i felt Edward and Bella coming up the hall.
"Lollypop lollypop, I want a lollypop!" I said as I burst out of the front doors so fast that the office ladies only heard the door opening. Rose, Jasper and Alice came up behind me and then surrounded me. It was like I was a wild animal and they were on the hunt.
"C'mon Emmet, there's no place to run," Alice said.
"My Darling Emmet, please clam down and we can go back home and have a good time!" I looked at Rosalie. What? Ewwies Rose, I want a sour worm!
Next thing I know, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie and Edward suddenly pounce on me, knocking me to the ground.
There is no way in hell am I letting you win! I tried to push them off but I didn't work. I wasn't going to let them win! If I can't go crazy physically, I will go crazy mentally!
Sour worm, i vant to suck your blood mu ha ha, I'm a vampire I'm a vampire I'm a freaking awesome vampire!
"Jasper, what the hell was that? Why couldn't you stop that? Far out, what is the point of having the power to control people's emotions when it doesn't work when you actually need it to. This is crazy. He freaking went out into the sun outside of Edward's class then ran out here and started singing lollypop!" Rosalie exploded in jaspers face.
"Wollypop, wollypop, i vant a wollypop" I started singing underneath the weight of four vampires.
"So what, it's all jaspers fault? Yes it's always my fault! Are you sure it wasn't the perfect little blonde who let him out of her sight?" Jasper screamed at Rosalie.
"I didn't think that I would need to keep my eye on a mature one hundred year old vampire."
"Rose, have you met your husband?"
"Ok jasper, you want to take this outside?"
"Excuse me little blonde, have you noticed we are outside," I couldn't see what was going on but I could feel the weight of two vampires get off of me
"Don't you dare start a fight you two or so help me I will rip you both apart!" Edward warned them.
"Eddie, you can't rip both of us apart on your own!"
"I'll convince the Volturi to and might I add, I am good at that! Now a little help here"
"Edward! Hurry up and fix this, the bell is going to go it about two minutes" Bella screamed at Edward.
"Hey Emmet, you know where you can find heaps of sour worms?" Edward asked me. What the hell?
"Eddie, may I ask why on earth would I want a sour worm?" I asked all confused. Everyone suddenly got off me. I got up and shook myself.
"What the hell were you guys doing on top of me?" I asked still puzzled.
"Edward, they're here!" Bella screamed.
"No time to explain, just get out of the sun!" Rosalie commanded.
As we ran down to a nearby tree Ms Connelly and the rest of the class burst out of the doors and came down to us.
"I will have you all expelled! What do you think you're doing? How dare you bolt outside of the classroom after that silly dance? You should be ashamed of yourselves!" Ms Connelly shouted at us.
"And you-" she said pointing at me. Oh Crap, What did I do? I know better than to get on Ms Connelly's bad book.
"How dare you go into the art room, steal the gold glitter, put it all over yourself and distract my class?"
"Go to...to-," Ms Connelly collapsed right front of us.
"Someone call 911" Jasper yelled.
Ten minutes later
The ambulance arrived taking Ms Connelly to the hospital. Apparently she was so stressed, she fainted.
"I'm so sorry Ms Connelly," Edward apologised to her. Why?
"It's okay Mr Cullen; just know that this school will never see me again. Oh and I can't be bothered to expel you. If anyone gives you any trouble, tell them to call me," she was then lifted into the ambulance.
"Now that was a weird ending," Bella whispered into Edwards' ear.
"Weird Ass Man!" I replied.
"I just want to go home and sleep," Bella told Edward
He picked her up and ran away.
"So my darling, you still want to ride in your Broom car?" Rose said laughing.
"Someone please tell me what happened?" I asked.
"You ate a sour worm you big idiot!" Alice said.
"You went absolutely bonkers!" Jasper added. I just glared at them. Oh crap! I have been hanging around Ms Connelly for too long!
"Want to get away somewhere? I don't think we really want to go back and explain what happened," Rose said.
"Fine with me," I said taking her into my arms and walking to my car.
"Oh and Emmet," Alice said. I turned around to look at her.
"Stay away from sour worms."
