VG RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
CAPTAIN FALCON VS LU BU
BEGIN!
FALCON: Come on!
Show me your moves
I'm Douglas Jay Falcon
And I got the grooves
I read about your facts
That you fight with your spear
Now tell me man, you gave
People cause to fear
You're washed up warrior
You walk like haters gonna hate
You're gonna lose this battle
Like lost the fight in Hu Lao Gate
I'll Falcon Kick your *ss
Straight out of China
My Falcon Punch
Can sink a Cruise Liner
I'm faster than you
Faster than Red Hare
So, come at me
If you dare!
LU BU: This isn't Smash Bros. Brawl, punk
I suggest you're retreating
A true warrior creates rap music
When his heart started beating
I have more muscles
Than Meng Huo
My raps will slay you
Just like I did to Dong Zhuo
FALCON: You had a date with Diao Chan
Made friends with Zhang Liao
You fought with Liu Bei
And you we're killed by Cao Cao
You block arrows with your armour?
I catch 'em with my hand
I ride the Blue Falcon
The quickest craft in the whole land
LU BU: I AM LU F*CKING BU!
I spread more
Blood and gore
Than Second World War, B*tch!
I splat the Three Kingdoms
With my pike
While you and Ryu
Can both take a hike!
I attack sharks
When I smell them bleed
I don't go swimming
Water just wants to be around me
My lightning reactions
Will make the Speed of Light
Wish it was faster
You may bow before me, Captain
I AM YOUR MASTER!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
