Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…I just borrow the characters for my own twisted perverted pleasure!

Title: Cherry Blossom Covered Scarecrow
Summary: a collection of drabbles and one shots featuring the beloved pairing, Kakashi and Sakura.

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"speech" 'inner voice' thoughts

Story Title: Nuts!
Type: One Shot
Genre: Humour

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"I spy with my one eye, something that is… …green."

"Um…the trees?"

"Nope."

"Aaa…the grass?"

"No."

"You're flak jacket?"

"Wrong again."

"Um…"

"Do you give up?"

"NO!"

"I'll give you a hint if you want, Sakura-chan?"

"No thank you sensei…I'll figure it out on my own."

"Alright, if you say so."

"The moss?"

Kakashi shook his silver haired head in the negative.

"Mold?"

Another shake of his head.

"The bug on your head?"

Lifting said bug out of his hair, he gently flicked it out the window.

"Nope."

"Grrrr…alright! I give up! I can't guess."

Pointing his finger at her, he chuckled.

"Your panties that I can conveniently see in your crouched position."

"W…what!?"

Looking down at herself, she quickly closed her legs.

"Pervert!!"

"I ain't complaining…I was thoroughly enjoying the view!"

"Ahhh!!"

Kakashi easily caught her fist when she tried to punch him.

Stalking back to her corner, Sakura sat down with her back to him.

15 minutes later…

God I am sooooo bored!

'I know, lets sing a drinking game. Maybe we can drive Kakashi nuts with it.'

Sounds good to me!

"100 bottles of sake on the wall, 100 bottles of sake, take one down pass it around, 99 bottles of sake on the wall."

"…"

"99 bottles of sake on the wall, 99 bottles of sake, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of sake on the wall."

"… …"

"98 bottles of sake on the wall, 98 bottles of sake, take one down pass it around, 97 bottles of sake on the wall."

"… … …"

30 minutes later…

"32 bottles of sake on the wall, 32 bottles of sake, take one down pass it around, 31 bottles of sake on the wall."

"Down at the English Fair, one evening it was there, I heard a snowman shouting, underneath the flair."

"31 bottles of sake on the wall, 31 bottles of sake, take one down…"

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row, big ones small ones some as big as your head, give them a twist a flick of the wrist, that's what the snowman said."

No please! Not the coconut song!!

"29 bottles of sake on the wall, 29 bottles of sake, take one down pass it arou…"

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, every ball you throw will make me rich, there stands my wife the idol of my life, singing a bowl a ball a penny a pitch."

Clamping her hands to her ears, Sakura sang louder.

"27 bottles of sake on the wall, 27 bottles of sake, take one down pass it around, 26 bottles of sake on the wall."

"Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch, roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch, roll-a-bowl-a-ball, roll-a-bowl-a-ball, singing roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch."

NO! MUST…RESIST…TEMPTATION!!

"25 bottles of sake on the wall, 25 bottles of…"

"Down at the English Fair, one evening it was there, I heard a snowman shouting, underneath the flair."

"…24 bottles of sake on the wall…"

"I've got a lovely bunch…"

"24 bottles of sake on the wa…"

'24 bottles of sake on the…of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row…"

NO!!!

"…of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row, big ones small ones some as big as your head…"

'…big ones small ones some as big as your head…'

"AHHHHHHH!!"

Traitor!

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts…"

Spinning around quickly, Sakura launched herself at Kakashi. Landing in his lap, she yanked down his mask and mashed her lips with his.

Breaking the kiss to breathe, Sakura heaved a sigh of relief.

"You just had to sing that song, didn't you?"

Smirking at the flustered kunoichi in his lap, he gave her a quick peck on her nose before pulling his mask back up.

"I was bored. I would rather be reading my Icha Icha, but the guard took it away along with all my weapons before he threw me into this cell. They could of at least given it back. It's not like I can do anything other than read it here in this prison."

"Well, you wouldn't be here if you hadn't of thrown that punch a the Kazekage."

"But he tried to kiss you!!"

"It was only a peck on the cheek!"

"Yeah so…than what are you doing in here?"

Mumble mumble mumble mumble

"What was that, I couldn't hear…"

-sigh- "I said…I punched him through a wall after he pinched my ass."

Gathering her into his arms, Kakashi tugged the mask off and gave her a kiss.

"That's my girl!"

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A/N: Well, what do you think? Please read and review!