"Hey Ganondorf" Mario called.
"Yea" Ganondorf asked.
"You got the tools ready" Mario asked.
"Yes, the tools are in the team's cave" Ganondorf said.
"Alright, let's go wake the campers" Mario said grabbing his horn. He went to the intercom and played it as loud as he could. Everyone woke up. "Alright campers come to the cafeteria" Mario said. The campers did as he told. Some looking better than others. Marth, you could tell he wasn't a morning person. "Hey Marth" Mario greeted.
"Shut the fuck up" Marth said.
"Harsh" Mario said. After the 45 minutes of breakfast Mario begins to introduce the next challenge. "Today will be a mining/ digging challenge".
"What is this, Minecraft" Captain Falcon laughed.
"Well at least Minecraft still gets updated, when was the last time you had one" Mario said. Captain falcon stayed quiet. "Exactly". Ness and Lucas chuckled. "Alright anyway I have placed a goal for you to reach but the only way to reach it is by digging. But making it to the goal isn't enough. I also placed random boxes throughout your caves with gems inside. So not only do you need to reach the goal, but you must also collect the most gems" Mario said. He then left and Ganondorf came up.
"Alright, I will choose a team captain for this challenge. He will hold the map and must also keep the gems. Only they can have the gems. If anyone else has them then they do not count understand" Ganondorf asked.
"Yes sir" The camper said.
"Aright, captain of team Melee is Mewtwo. The captain of team Brawl is" Ganondorf wasn't able to finish before someone stood up.
"I know, I know I'm the captain" Captain Falcon said.
"Shut up and sit your ass down" Ganondorf said in a very angry voice.
"Yes sir" Captain Falcon quickly said.
"The captain is Villager" Ganondorf said.
"What" Captain Falcon yelled.
"Don't test me" Ganondorf said. Villager and Mewtwo went to Ganondorf and grabbed their maps and gem bags. They then led their teams to their caves. Captain Falcon still mad that Villager is the captain. Marth was still tired and crabby.
Team Melee made it to their cave. There they found more pics and shovels than there were people on the team. They especially noticed this when each grabbed on of both tools.
"You think they forgot how many of us there were" Dark Pit asked.
"Probably" Ivysaur said.
"Alright, I feel like we should have five people exploring and the rest of us focus on mining how's that" Mewtwo asked.
"Sounds good to me" Ken said.
"Good, now I will be one of those five. To join me will be Popo, Daisy, Dark Pit, and Kirby. Everyone else dig us to victory. If one of you make it to the goal then tell others to help find more treasure" Mewtwo said. Everyone nodded. Mewtwo's team went to explore the cave while the others began digging.
Team Brawl made it to their cave as well. Villager rounded out his troops. "Alright, me, Ness, and Lucas will look for treasure. Everyone else dig" Villager said.
"That's our plan" Captain Falcon said.
"Yes it is" Richter said. "So, you better not screw it up"
"You better not screw it up pretty boy" Captain Falcon said leaving for a pic.
"You can do it boys" Rosalina said as the three boys left for their treasure hunt.
Confessional:
"Captain Falcon is really getting on my nerve, he needs to go home" Richter said.
"This is a stupid plan, only three people looking for treasure. We might as well just send someone home now" Captain Falcon said.
"Despite my looks I'm a pretty smart person, there is a reason I made me and the other two treasure hunters" Villager said.
"I honestly think this plan is foolproof. Nothing can go wrong. I feel like Mewtwo was the right leader" Wario said.
Villager, Ness, and Lucas were going through the caves. They already found a few boxes at this point. They were doing pretty well for just having three people. Ness looked over to Villager. "Is there a reason for you to choose only us" Ness asked. Lucas looked over to them.
"If you were with Falcon we would definitely lose" Villager said looking over to Lucas. "No offense".
"No worries. But why no one else, like that Richter guy" Lucas asked.
"I also feel like people underestimate us, I want to show them we are strong members of the team" Villager said.
"Fair enough" Ness and Lucas say at the same time. The rest of their team is still digging. No one has made it yet, it's further than they thought.
Team Melee's treasure hunters have found a lot of treasure. They were making sure that they would win. While looking around Daisy sees one she likes. "Hey Dark Pit, how does this look on me" Daisy asked as she put it in front of her necklace.
"Beautiful, er I mean looks fine" Dark Pit said. Daisy laughed. She put the gem in the bag and went up to Dark Pit.
"Why do you hide your emotions" Daisy asked.
"I never learned how to show them" Dark Pit said rubbing his arm. Daisy put her gloved hand on his hand.
"Just don't think about it much, it needs to come naturally" Daisy said. After what she said Dark Pit had a tear come down his face. Once he noticed it he quickly wiped it away.
"Thanks" Dark Pit said.
"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss" the rest of Mewtwo's team, including Mewtwo himself, chanted. Dark Pit cleared his throat.
"We have a job to do" Dark Pit said.
"Yea let's get to it" Daisy agreed. The digging team was closer to the goal than the other team. Both teams continued this challenge for another thirty minutes until the first person finally made it to the goal. Wario had broke through for his team. He looked around and saw that Mario and Ganondorf were waiting for them.
"Finally," Mario said.
"What took you so long" Mario said.
"I put the goal too far back" Wario said.
"Maybe" Mario thought.
"So how do we end this challenge" Wario asked.
"You just tell us you're ready for the judging. But in order for the gems to count is for them to be here in front of me before you say it" Ganondorf said.
"How far is the other team" Wario asked.
"Extremely far. They spent a lot of time arguing" Mario said.
"Then we're ready" Wario said.
"I don't see you gems though" Mario said looking around.
"We don't need them to win, we already did" Wario said sitting on the ground.
"But are you sure" Mario asked.
"100%" Wario said.
"If you say so" Mario said. He looked over to Ganondorf who nodded. He grabbed his mic and started to talk into it.
"Team Melee has made it, but they also have zero gems" Ganondorf said.
"WHAT" Mewtwo yelled. He angrily went back to the digging holes, where the rest of the team was.
"What's the deal guys, no gems" Snake asked. Kirby soon came in with Mewtwo's dropped basket. The rest of the search team cam in with their filed baskets.
"Who did it" Mewtwo asked. The team looked around.
"Wario" Marth said. They all went down Wario's path. They saw him sitting on the ground. "You ruined our win your fat idiot".
"No, I didn't, I solidified it" Wario said.
"Not if the other team gets a lot of gems. Then we lost" Popo said.
"Really" Wario asked Mario. He nodded his head. "Oh". Team Brawl soon made it to the goal as well. Young Link was the one to break the wall into it. Unlike Wario Young Link ran back to tell his team and Sonic went to find the treasure hunters. They came back with two filled baskets for each of the three searchers.
"Ready" Mario asked. The team looked at Melee and smirked.
"Yes" they say in unison.
"Well, I'm sure it's not a surprise but the winner is Team Brawl again" Mario said. The entire Melee team looked at Wario angrily. Mewtwo giving him the angriest stare he has ever seen. The team went to the campfire and Mario brought out the Maxim Tomatoes.
Confessional:
"I'm sure it won't be a surprise to find I voted for Wario" Marth said.
"It's Mewtwo's fault we lost. If he had just told me not to do what I did then we would've won" Wario said.
"We whooped their asses" Ike cheered.
"I have to give it to the kids, they collected a lot of gems, I still hate Lucas though. The others are ok for now" Captain Falcon said.
"Welcome again Team Melee, I did not want to see you here twice in a row" Mario said. "Anyway, let's not hesitate let's get a move on. Kirby, Marth, Ken, Dark Pit, Daisy, Ivysaur, Popo and Snake are receiving Maxim Tomatoes. There is only one left, yet two campers. The team leader, and the team ruiner. Wario will not be getting a Maxim Tomatoe Mewtwo does. That means Wario has been eliminated.
"You guys are just so damn petty" Wario said walking towards the boat. His team followed and waved a snarky bye. Wario left flipping the bird.
"Well then, he was a character" Mario said. "Until next time when the heat will really be up in the kitchen".
