Chibi Days Episode 4

Disclaimers people! GO KISAME GO!

Kisame: W-what?

Just do the bloody disclaimers already.

Kisame: I see you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Yes I did! I didn't sleep a wink last night *Yawn*

Kisame: Let me guess… three-sum?

Just do damn disclaimers you perverted shark!


Kisame: alright-alright! 1Zara-Uchiha1 doesn't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden or any of the Akatsuki members. OR any of the names of movies or anything… But she only owns Carmen Smith and Luna Robinson.

Good now get off of me page! (Weird accent)

Sunday~ Love it soo much! Sadly Monday is after it! GRRR~~~! I growled painfully as I turned over in my bed. I was soon woken by a ray of sunlight as I rolled over again. Stupid sunlight! I will curse your children and your children's children! And that's about it.

"Brat get up." Oh Sasori my Danna~ my puppet~ my lovely red-head- LET ME SLEEP! I turned away from his voice and snuggled up against my Hibird plushie and tried with all my lovely godly will to fall asleep again! Sadly a hand grabbed the back of my long sleeved collar and held me up slightly. Damn Ninja's and their super power! I think Sasori's is earth? No idea it's just a thought. I slowly opened my eyes, slightly as I saw Sasori looking at me completely unimpressed. I WANTED SLEEP! I grinned childishly before glaring at him. His eyes said one thing and one thing only: I really can't be bothered today. Wait- Danna always looks like that ha-ha. He quickly pulled me out of my soft, warm and inviting bed while I gripped onto my plushie. Sasori's eyes drifted from me to my plushie then back to me. I frowned him as I hugged Hibird against my chest. I must have looked like a little kid pouting right there. He sighed before pulling me out my room and down the hallway or hell-way as I call it. AWWW why couldn't you AND Dei both gotten me up? As we entered the living room I glared at Pein and Luna who were sitting on my recliner! WTF is up with people and my recliner! Give it back you colourful head and magnet Mr. Orange! Luna was sitting on the arm of it, reading manga I presume; while Pein sat on it reading one of those books of map things. I want my recliner back! I continued glaring at them till chibi Hidan yelled across the room to me.

"Morning mother-fucker bitch!" I glared fire at him… DAMN he didn't catch on fire like I wanted him too! Damn you Itachi and Sasuke! Your damn Uchiha-glare-no-jetsu doesn't work on dickheads! My eye twitched as I grinned like Gai on coffee!

"Morning mini midget. You enjoy your sleep in the baby bed~?" Dei and Kisame laughed as I stood my ground firm. Said Uchiha stood up and flicked me in the bloody forehead again. I fell back and landed on Sasori's foot! OW WTH is his bloody foot made of! Wood! Oh wait… it isn't DX he's human I forgot! Stupid stupid-me! Uchiha looked unhappy as he told me off for fooling around with an immortal. And why would that stop me from shouting swears at him? No idea… I'll wait till he leaves the room… waiting… waiting… LEAVE DAMN IT! Waiting… yes he went to get some water! "Hidan you're a little person with small family jewels~!" I sung to him as his face lit up! MHAHAHA BEAT THAT YOU MOTHER-FUCKER!

"Well~ you're a little bitch who should shut-the-fuck up before I chop your fucking ugly head off!" My eye twitched… oh your soo lucky Mr. Orange is in the room or you'd be in the washing machine right now!

"Well~ at least I don't have to wear toy clothes and that me look gay like you~" I smiled as he lit up again! Hidan tried to attack but Pein held him back by the little collar of his shirt. MHAHAAHAA Carmen 1 – 0 Hidan!

"I hate you. You little bitch of a bitch!" Luna laughed as I smirked. Oh little Hidan~ your not the first you little mini midget!

"Have you met my mum… no so shut the fuck up before I stuff a sh-!" I yelled as an EVIL Uchiha flicked me in the forehead again, lucky that Sasori caught me or he would be in big~ trouble! Stupid Uchiha! One day I'll make you eat dirt like one day I'll make Hidan eat his own words! "Why hello Itachi~ what a lovely bird-watching day this is." I smiled sweetly as his eyes narrowed down on me.

"Hn." Oh it burns! The Uchiha-hn-no-jetsu! It burns! Just kidding~ Hn yourself! What is with Itachi about Hidan and me fighting that makes him mad! It's just a little harmless fun. I sighed as I turned Hidan back to normal and Kakuzu gave him some of my brother's clothes. My brother Lewis was at Collage learning to be a videogame designer.

"What do you need Itachi? I need to get back to fighting Hidan." He glared an Uchiha glare at me which made a shiver go down my back. His onyx eyes almost brought me to my knees but then again I love Deidara and Sasori more soo~ poo-ie for you-ie~! I smiled as he walked back to my sofa and sat down to read ANOTHER book. Fucking hell, how many books does Itachi read a day! I'm guessing around… hmmm…. 8? And those are really thick books my dad has too! I glared at his book as I hoped it would burn!

"Carmen~" Luna hummed as she tackled me to the floor while shoving a… flayer in my face.

"WTF Luna?" She looked at me then the paper then me again… WTH?

"We have school tomorrow!" she frowned.

"So?" I glared.

"What are the Akatsuki meant to do while we're at school?" I stood there in shook as she nudged me about 42 times. I counted for once in my life… AND IT'S BORING!

"I have already planed it." Luna and I turned to Pein who had finally~ gotten out of my recliner! Thank Jashin! Any longer and he wouldn't have met Mr. Spray bottle… again. "We will join your school." Cue Luna and I looking very confused as Tobi jumps round the room, Deidara groans about going to school and Hidan grinning about prank-ing everyone he meets… most likely me. Grrr I hate school! I deal with my idiot gang and now the Akatsuki? Why does Jashin hate me? I damn him and Hidan now.

"NO WAY!" I yell as Luna fake cries at me. I'm not falling for it a 5th time… ok! "But, If you annoy me," Looks at Tobi. "Bomb my school," Looks at Dei. "Sell my school stuff," Looks at Kakuzu. "KILL ANY-ONE!" Looks at… everyone! "I will personal kill you and your best friend A.K.A your partner." Kakuzu glared at Hidan and Luna laughed. I would have but I was having a staring / glaring contest with Pein. He better agree… HE SIGHED! YAY~!

"Deal." Mental yay! I high-five Luna as I looked the Akatsuki over.

"Everyone needs to use transformation jetsu at school since," I looked at Kisame and Zetsu. "No one had blue skin nor do they have a Venus flytrap attached to them," I also looked at Deidara and Sasori. "No one has hand-mouths and everyone is human." I glared at Sasori as he rolled his eyes at me. Damn you smexy puppet. I looked at Kakuzu and Pein. "Most people don't wear masks that cover over 60% of their faces. And more people don't have that many piercing. Maybe one or two…" Pein nodded slightly as I made the 'no list' as he looked at everyone. They nodded as Luna hugged me round the waist while giggling… Tomorrow is gonna be a long~ day… sigh. "Oh I forgot…" I glared at Hidan who looked confused. "NO PERV-ING ON OTHER GIRLS!" I glared. Luna nodded at me as Hidan smirked… oh shit… HELP SASORI!

"So that means I can perv on you." He said. I blushed as I walked in the kitchen and came back with my dad's crowbar in one hand and my mum's bowie knife. Hidan meeped before running upstairs with me hot on his tail. Luna looked at Pein who was rubbing his temples while sighing. Itachi read his book. Kisame and Deidara laughed. Sasori almost face-palmed. Konan giggled behind her sleeve. Kakuzu smiled as he heard me scream.

"DIE YOU BASTARD! GO TO FUCKING HELL! STOP RUNNING SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Luna, Kisame and Deidara fell to the ground laughing! They also heard Hidan screaming.

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD I STOP RUNNING SO YOU COULD KILL ME!" Everyone saw Hidan leap down the stairs before running into the back garden screaming. I followed close after.

"BECAUSE I SAID SO! SO STOP RUNNING AND FACE DEATH LIKE A MAN!" Luna laughed harder as her, Deidara and Kisame ran to the back window and watched me chase Hidan round the garden, tiring to kill the bastard!

"Um… Luna shouldn't we do something before she really kills him?" Kisame asked as he watched me chase Hidan around while screaming 'DIE DIE DIE!' Luna shrugged before a light bulb appeared over her head.

"I know how to stop her but she'll be crying for about an hour or two." Pein nodded before pushing her towards the running two / me and Hidan.

"Do it." Luna nodded at Pein before breathing in deep.

"CARMEN! DEIDARA AND SASORI DIED! THEY DIED AND WILL NEVER COME BACK!" … they died… I froze as I turned to Luna who was frowning. No… they can't die… Their deaths flashed in my head. Deidara blowing himself up and Sasori dying in his mum and dad's arms. That is why I hate Sakura and Sasuke! Fucking bitches should die by the hands of my pocket knife and my mum's Bowie!

"No… They can't…" I slowly fell forwards and Luna caught me. "Luna… you're lying…" Luna smiled before picking me up. Bitch is strong! I looked up and saw Deidara and Sasori looking blank. We didn't tell the Akatsuki that almost everyone dies. I cried a little before whipping away the tears. "Luna you're lying… they are both over there." She smiled before carrying me over to the evil people who I call the completely idiots group. I grinned at them as Luna walked inside and placed me on the sofa as I curled up next to Itachi. Itachi never came outside… bitchy Uchiha should die with his brother.

"Luna. You said Sasori and Deidara died. Enlighten us." Luna smiled a little before sitting beside me.

"Deidara, Sasori, Pein-sama, Konan, Kisame, Itachi, Kakuzu, Hidan… I think… dies. The only ones left alive are Zetsu and Tobi." Tobi smiled… I think… can't really tell cause of his bloody mask. As Pein's face dropped about 5 floors. Haha poor Pein. I forgot something… I looked at Luna who was standing besides Kisame.

"Luna say to me 'tackle attack.'." Luna laughed before shouting around the room.

"TACKLE ATTACK!" I smiled before tackling Hidan to the sofa laughing. I smiled as I heard him groan. Thank you sofa and your magically glory!

"I won Hidan! Whoopee!" I laughed as I jumped off of him. He glared before getting up and screaming.

"You fucking little bitch!" I yelped before hiding behind Kisame.

"Kisame help! Mad pervert rapist on the loose!" He laughed before grabbing my whist and dragging me outside. Hidan ran after us and tackled Kisame as I ran inside. SORRY KISAME! I soo owe him one. I quickly hid behind the sofa as I heard footsteps enter the room.

"Where's the bitch!" I heard him yell as I saw Luna point up. Hidan smirked before running up my stairs screaming. "This is much easier then jumping up the steps!" Haha he was a midget! Hmm… can I change him back…? I jumped from my hiding place and ran to the bottom of the stairs.

"I WISH HIDAN WAS A MIDGET AGAIN!" Smoke appeared and I heard Hidan yell! Haha revenge is sweet and sticky! MHAHAHA~! "Kakuzu you may collect your partner." I smiled sweetly as I saw him sigh. Poor Kakuzu has to deal with him.

"You alright now Carmen?" I nodded at Luna before hugging Diedara's and Sasori's arm.

"They aren't dead they are right here~" I smiled as I saw Luna smiled first. "Luna start making a swear jar. Since its threat means nothing unless we have a swear jar." I heard Deidara laugh as Kisame entered the room looking like shit. Damn you Hidan! How dare you hurt our shark man! GRRRR~! "Don't worry Pein. We're tell you later when everyone else is gone. If we tell them here and now they could panic." I smiled to the rest. "Don't worry guys~ everyone dies sometimes." Everyone tried to smile but failed. I grinned as I saw Kakuzu walk down the stairs while holding Hidan but the collar of his cloak. "Hello mini midget. Did you enjoy your time as I giant?" I smiled as I saw everyone smile as Hidan tried to kill me. I was funny watching him swing back and forwards in Kakuzu's grip. Stupid midget should learn.

"Carmen, Luna. Would you mind buying us our school uniform that fits us?" Luna smiled as she grabbed her purse and ran out the door quicker then you could say 'Devil bunny.' Haha my MSN name.

"I'm not going… Luna is a shopping freak." Pein nodded before grabbing one of my brother's history books and sat down in my recliner! Fucking hell Pein! There's a sofa! Use it! "Pein… Why are you sitting in MY recliner?" I questioned him as his eyes appeared over the book. Damn book… I curse your pages!

"Because this is the only single chair in this house and I prefer to sit alone thank you very much." Bastard. I should glue is ass to the table and put makeup on him while he watches spongebob squarepants. MHAHAHA I'm evil~ after about 20 minutes of me glaring at Pein while he read a history book Luna came running through my front door holding some bags.

"Oh shit… if I was you guys I would run." The guys glanced from me to Luna till Luna threw their clothes at them before yelling.

"Get changed I wanna see!" The boys walked to the bathroom and changed.

"WTF how'd they all fit in there?" Luna shrugged as they all came out in their school uniform. It was just black trousers, dark blue ties, a white school shirt and black loafers… Haha loaf as in a loaf of bread XD.

"KYAAA you guys look sooo cool~!" Most of us covered our ears as Luna hugged Tobi. Tobi was the only one who returned her hugs. Poor Tobi dug his own grave doing that. I looked at my clock and noticed it was 4:47pm. I'm going to bed. Akatsuki and me when I'm tired isn't a very good combo.

"Night mother fuckers. Sleep where ever you want as long as it isn't in my room." I groaned as I walked up the stupid stairs. I always fall down them in the early mornings. So I hate their guts. Don't think stairs have guts but I like my sentence so meh. I quickly got changed into my long sleeved bunny PJs. I jumped into my bed as I saw my door creep open. "If your Hidan prepare for a beating!" I yelled. Kakuzu's head appeared before giving me an 'I'm a ninja, don't try it' look.

"Leader-sama wanted me to tell you that we are now apart of your school. We are in year 11. He also wanted me to ask what year you and Luna are in." I sighed.

"I'm in year 10." I swore under my breath as I saw Kakuzu leave. Stupid Akatsuki. I hope they get lost in my school. MHAHAAA! Akatsuki 2 – 2 Carmen… SHIT WE'RE TIED!


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