Rishi looked over at the camera. "Umm… Hi guys! Feep's computer broke down- actually, was cruelly murdered by GLaDOS, so that's why she hasn't been able to update. She's doing this on her mom's computer for now, so… yeah."
A quiet voice came from the corner. "Hey! I'm not Feep!"
Rishi snapped his fingers. "Oh, right! Turns out, GLaDOS couldn't find what was in that sedative, so Feep had to revert to Corah for the time being. Currently she is in the corner, chained to the Companion Cube."
Corah shifted uncomfortably. "Why'd you chain me here? And Chell is glaring at me!" she whined. Indeed, Chell was glaring daggers at her, and Corah grabbed onto the Cube for dear life. "Don't kill me…"
Rishi looked over at her. "You're chained because you'd go glomp GLaDOS the first chance you got, and because… well, you're hard to look after. Anyway. TO DARES! And Chell… HEY! THAT IS NOT WHAT THAT CROWBAR IS TO BE USED FOR!"
The Black Kitsune Kit:
Hmmm... I GOT IT!
Dares:
GLaDOS: When you speak, use Military terms as much as possible. (eg. FUBAR SNAFU TARFU... Wiki it, you'll get a HUGE list of terms.)
Curiosity: DON'T ASK ANYONE ANYTHING FOR THE WHOLE CHAPTER. Everyone can ask you anything and you MUST ANSWER THEM.
Gentleman Cube: -cackles evilly- You... MUST DRESS IN A WHITE CAPE AND HAT as well as STEAL ONE THING FROM ANY FIVE PEOPLE YOU WANT! And then give the items back by the end of the chapter. (Don't get the joke? Goggle "Kaitou Kid".)
Also, I want to give GLaDOS a button that will put both Chell and Wheatley through ten times as much pain that YOU go through if you tell someone how to get through a test when you press it... And said button can NOT be broken OR taken from GLaDOS (for two chapters) OR used by ANYONE else... Hey, what can I say? I LOOOVE her.
And for the Truth:
GLaDOS: About how many times do you think you will press the button in this one chapter?
"Well." said Rishi. "Umm… alright, GLaDOS, speak in military terms… but we already looked up the article, and couldn't find much…"
Arya interjected loudly. "READ: WE ARE LAZY."
Rishi glared at Arya. "Hey!" And they got into a Calvin and Hobbes styled fight.
Meanwhile, Corah had used authoress powers to unlock her handcuffs. Or a bobby pin and screwdriver. Your choice. She ran up to Chell and dropped the Companion Cube in her lap.
"H-here! I don't want it!" she said, then ran off, leaving Chell extremely confused. Corah then grabbed up the list of dares.
"Ha! Now I get to read them!" she said smugly.
"Curiosity: DON'T ASK ANYONE ANYTHING FOR THE WHOLE CHAPTER. Everyone can ask you anything and you MUST ANSWER THEM."
"Wh-" Curiosity caught herself just in time. "I mean, uh…"
Corah started laughing. "Ha! At a loss for words?" she grinned. "Anyway."
"Gentleman Cube: -cackles evilly- You... MUST DRESS IN A WHITE CAPE AND HAT as well as STEAL ONE THING FROM ANY FIVE PEOPLE YOU WANT! And then give the items back by the end of the chapter. (Don't get the joke? Google "Kaitou Kid".)"
"Yess!" The Gentleman Cube then disappeared.
"Um… I guess he's gonna go steal something?" Corah said nervously. "Mmn… GLaDOS! Have this awesome button!"
GLaDOS looked suspicious. "What does it do?"
Corah read over her notes again. "It puts Chell and Wheatley through ten times as much pain as when one tells the testee how to finish a test!" she said cheerfully. "And no one can break it or steal it for two chapters!"
GLaDOS's optic lit up. "Really?" She wasted no time in transferring herself to android form and grabbing it. "Thanks, whoever gave this to me!"
Corah laughed. "It was The Black Kitsune Kit! And speaking of, the one truth is: How many times do you think you'll press that in one chapter?"
She grinned evilly and hit it. "Oh, I dunno…" she said innocently as Chell and Wheatley writhed in pain on the floor.
"NEXT LIST!"
DreamWriter101:
Okay, very interesting. Here's some of my dares/truths:
Truth:
GLaDOS: was it really Caroline that saved Chell, Or was it you?
Companion Cube: how did you feel when Chell burned you? Did her betrayal hurt your feelings toward her?
Oracle: what's it like to be different?
Dare:
Fact: act like Curiosity; don't give facts, ask questions.
Corah turned to Android!GLaDOS. "Well?"
She shifted uncomfortably. "Um. A… little of both… but mostly Caroline!" She defended. As if to make her point, she pressed the button again.
Corah stifled another laugh, and read the next question.
"Companion Cube: how did you feel when Chell burned you? Did her betrayal hurt your feelings toward her?"
The Companion Cube, if possible, seemed to sit up a little straighter. "No, no it did not. I understood that She made Chell do it, and that she didn't want to. I was glad she incinerated me instead of sitting there for days until finally dying. And I knew she would come back and rescue me!" she finished.
Everyone was speechless.
"Wow…" breathed Corah. "I-I guess that answers the question…"
"Oracle: What's it like to be different?"
"Well," began Ora, "It certainly is… different. Not to mention deadly, and having a certain SOMEONE trying to INCINERATE me all my life!" she spat, doing the turret equivalent of a glare towards Android!GLaDOS, who actually glared back.
"Um." Corah said. "Okay… could you two go try to disembowel each other somewhere else, please…? Please? Thank you."
"Fact: act like Curiosity; don't give facts, ask questions."
"What? Why?" asked Fact.
Corah grinned. "You're starting already?"
Curiosity glared at Fact. "Fact: You suck." she sulked.
"What was that for?" shot back Fact.
Corah snickered. "Awesome!"
AnimeGirl1220:
AWESOMENESS! May I submit an OC?
Name: Saige
Gender: Female
Species: Human
Appearance: Has waist-length black hair w/ purple, orange, and red highlights in it. Her left eye is green while her right is grey. She's extremely pale. As in, she could blend in with snow. She's about 5"2, and weighs 110 lbs. She wears a thin fuzzy black hoodie jacket over an orange tank-top, a red plaid skirt over black skinny jeans, a lopsided black and white checkered belt, navy knee-socks, and black and silver sneakers. She also wears a red and black baseball cap with a silver rimmed bill backwards, a pair of non-dangly skull earrings, a matching necklace, and silver bangles on her right wrist, with bronze ones on her left. Yeah, I know. A lot of stuffs :3
Personality: She's pretty cold most of the time, and laughs at people's pain. She's the kind of person that thinks that GLaDOS's torture methods are child's play, and could be taken a step (or 30 -_-) further. But, other than that, she's a pretty cool person. Oh, and, she hates preps.
Other Things I Should Probably Know: She's telekinetic (can move things with her mind), and she loves violence. She laughs when she sees someone get brutally murdered, and cheers for the killers/psychopaths in movies/books/animes/mangas/games/TV shows. She's overly obsessed with Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, and Jigsaw (the guy, not just the movies). Yeah, she's pretty messed up. Oh, but, she loves animals. If you hurt one around her, she will kill you. Literally. Well, so, that's about it.
Yup, there she is! Would you believe that I just made her up on the spot? XD I hope you can find some use for her, and I'm sorry it took me so long to finally find this |P I fail. OH, but, I have some truths and dares!
~Dares~
Chell: Pick up a turret (with it facing you), and give it a big hug. It has to be a working one, NOT a defective one *evil grin*
Cave: Kiss Caroline. NAO! :3
Space and Curiosity: Cuddle! :3
~Truths~
Wheatley: How much do you regret the time you went... bonkers?
GLaDOS: Were you REALLY able to delete Caroline from your system, at the end of Portal 2, or were you just 'enhancing the truth' again?
Chell: Are you REALLY mute, or are you just stubborn?
Mmkay, that's it! Imma go read the other chapters now! :3
"Cool! Someone new!" Corah said happily. "Hai!" She then launched herself at Saige and hugged her.
"Corah! Stop acting like Jake!" Rishi scolded as he pulled himself away from Arya and grabbed Corah by her shirt to drag her off. "Sorry." he said to Saige. "She likes to hug people. A lot. Speaking of, how did you get out?" he asked Corah, who was trying to remove her shirt from his grip.
"A bobby pi- I mean, my authoress powers?" she said. "Can I read the dares now?"
Rishi groaned. "Fine, as long as you don't go try to get yourself killed. Again."
Corah grabbed the list again and started reading.
"Chell: Pick up a turret (with it facing you), and give it a big hug. It has to be a working one, NOT a defective one *evil grin*"
Corah looked over at Chell expectantly. 'Well…?"
Chell grimaced, then quickly grabbed a turret, and held its guns to its side so it couldn't shoot her while she hugged it. Smart.
"Okay… good thinking! Next!"
"Cave: Kiss Caroline. NAO! :3"
"That's a dare?" asked Rishi incredulously. "That's like asking Corah and William to hug. They'll do it regardless, whether or not you ask them."
"That may only be because she ships Cavelin, you know." said Arya. Everyone else just watched.
"Um, was it a requirement that it be for almost 3 minutes?" questioned Fact, followed almost immediately by Curiosity stating "Fact: No, but no one cares."
"Next!"
"Space and Curiosity: Cuddle! :3"
"Yay! Spaceosity!" cheered Corah. "But first…" There was a flash of light, and then everyone in the room was human. Except Companion Cube, for reasons none shall ever know of.
"Okay!" said Corah. "Now HUG!" And Space and Curiosity fairly tackled each other.
"Yay!" Yelled Corah, who then glomped GLaDOS. (She's human now too. And I won't be putting Human!GLaDOS, either, so just assume She's human. ~FeeptheNinja)
"Hey!" she yelled. "Get off me!" However Corah would not let go.
Android!GLaDOS growled something unintelligible under her breath about neurotoxin, then begrudgingly relented and let her snuggle up on Her back.
"Wow." said Rishi, amazed. "Is She really letting her-" Then he noticed GLaDOS rapidly mashing the button. "Ah…"
"Hey, Wheatley, how much do you regret that time you went… bonkers?"
Wheatley started to go into one of his pre-prepared speeches, however he was silenced with a death glare by almost everyone in the room.
"Why don't you just shut up for once?" said Fact.
"Fact: That would probably be in your best interest." said Curiosity.
Fact and Curiosity high-fived. Corah laughed. "Heh. You might want to take that advice…"
Wheatley looked crest-fallen. He muttered "A lot…" then fell silent.
"GLaDOS: Were you REALLY able to delete Caroline from your system, at the end of Portal 2, or were you just 'enhancing the truth' again?"
"Well, seeing as she's standing here right now, what do you think?" She said dryly.
"Chell: Are you REALLY mute, or are you just stubborn?"
Chell sighed quietly. "Stubborn. I'm guessing staying quiet now will be impossible, so…" She rolled her eyes.
"Well… that looks like all the time we have for now, so… see you later!" said Corah cheerfully, and hugged GLaDOS harder.
She gritted her teeth and groaned. "How much longer until she can be Feep again?"
A/N: Yay! I'm not dead! :D However, my computer is… IT WAS TOO YOUNG! D: Anyway. I will update ASAP, I PROMISE! I WILL NOT LET MY FICS DIE!
*gasps* HAI ARYA! 8DDD YOU REVIEWED! I IS HAPPY NOW! ^^
I know you can only say Poyo in Kirby form. That's practically all you say regularly, too... -.-;
