I rerectifided it... yay!

CHAPTER 4: IS IT TOO LATE?

Roy sat alone in a darkened living room with his dark raven locks washing over his face. His head was resting in his hands as he leaned over the edge of the couch. He had been sitting there quiet and alone since he left the younger alchemist asleep in the king size bed that usually sat empty and untouched. His thoughts were a little at ease knowing Ed was safe. Nevertheless, he still wondered what Ed meant by the woman he loved more than anything in the world.

"Who could this woman be that has taken his love from me?" Roy began talking to himself once he felt it was safe and Ed wouldn't hear him. "Am I five years too late?"

"Mmm… what are you mumbling about, Flamie?" Ed yawned as he approached the back of the couch. Roy jumped the second he heard Ed's unexpected voice. "You know, it's still hard to sleep alone even after five years? I'm pathetic; you probably get a good night's sleep all the time."

"I wish," Roy mumbled as Ed walked around the couch and sat in a chair across the room. Roy watched this boy. No, he no longer was a boy. He was a man now. Roy lost the chance to watch him become a man. He finally lost his chance to claim the boy... er... Man. "Who's the woman you mentioned?"

"Wha- oh, that woman…" Ed fumbled with a hair that fell loose out of his messy ponytail. Roy watched him closely, wondering when exactly he started putting his hair in a ponytail. Ed looked more mature with a simple ponytail rather than a braid. Roy began imagining Ed with pigtails. He softly chuckled and caught himself too late. "Roy, you've changed a lot. Are you feeling okay?"

"I'm feeling better and you've changed too." Ed suddenly stood up and walked to Roy. He pulled Roy up to stand by him and smiled. "Oh, I see your point. You have grown quite tall since the last time I saw you."

"Yes, yes I have." Ed put his hands on his hips and looked up proud of his newly found height. "Al was right. Milk did make me taller." Roy almost choked on his spit trying to picture Ed willingly drinking milk. Ed started laughing because of Roy's expression. "You're cute when you choke on your own spit, you know that?"

"Well, Now I do." Roy stepped closer to Ed, finding he could wrap his arms around him without leaning down. "You still have the same facial expressions and golden fiery eyes."

"I know! I saved them just for you." Ed pulled Roy closer and softly brushed his lips against Roy's. "How much has that changed?"

"I don't think it could get any better." Roy pulled him into an innocent kiss that gradually turned into a brutal feasting. (Sorry for using such bad word choice! I just couldn't help myself.) Ed regrettably pulled away and received a disappointed sigh from Roy.

"How's that for better?" Ed pushed the older man on to the couch. "Am I going to have to do all the work myself?" he climbed on to Roy's lap and pouted a little. "It'd be no fun if I have to do all the work."

"Mmm… the best." Roy pulled him closer and nibbled on his bottom lip; only to receive a soft, heavy breathe on his lips.

(I love the sweet smell of lilacs in spring! Sorry again, for the randomness this time.)

"Ed?"

"Huh?"

"What's she like?"

"The best, why?" Ed snickered at Roy's ignorance as he licked up his neck and nibbled on his earlobe.

"What about the way she looks?" Roy was now curious to why Ed would take her and why she was sooo great.

"She has short black hair like a raven, eyes that could burn your very soul and held lust that could weaken any sane wo-man." Ed laughed as he made woman two words. Roy actually believed him and he realized how deep Roy's trust in him was. "She is strong and likes to play with fire."

"Why fire?"

"Because… she's good with flame alchemy, I guess." Ed slowly unbuttoned the white undershirt, causing Roy to moan with anticipation. "She makes lovely noises when I touch her. You want to see?"

"I don't understa…" Roy broke off with a moan when he felt warm fingers slip into his boxers unexpectedly. Did Ed really expect Roy to be smart, especially when he was sliding his fingers over his groin? Guess so.

"Doesn't she sound lovely when she moans?" Ed finally pulled away his hand only to remove the flimsy belt that held the pants on Roy's waist. He slowly pulled the pants down with the boxers dragging behind revealing Roy's hardened erection.

"Ed?"

"Yes, Roy?"

"Did you just call me a woman?" Roy pulled Ed up to meet his lust-filled eyes.

"Maybe, why?"

"You expect me to let me in my pants after calling me a woman?" Ed busted up laughing at Roy's stupidity.

"Actually, no. for one, you are the one who said that I was in love with a woman. For two, I expect you to let ME in your pants." Roy blushed and realized he was to desperate right now for Ed to drag this argument on any longer.

"Just get on with it, Fullmetal!" Roy released Ed and watched him carefully. Ed sled back down to Roy's erection and smiled down at it. He's insane to smile at an erection, but who really cares it's funny sometimes. Ed slowly ran his tongue up the inside of Roy's thigh causing him to moan in pleasure. The TV was somehow on the whole time and they didn't notice. A commercial flickered on with a man grinning like he just got laid.

'WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CROTCHITIZER BUT DON'T HAVE THE $1,000 THEY WANT FOR IT AT BODARNA'S SEX EMPORIUM?' Ed looked up at Roy and grinned mischievously. 'WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF WE OFFERED YOU, YES YOU, A PRE-OWNED CROTCHITIZER FOR ONLY $100? NO, GENTLEMEN THERE IS NO CATCH! FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING, ALL FOR YOUR HAPPINESS! FOR A HAPPIER SEX LIFE, WOULD YOU GIVE UP $100? I WOULD AND I DID! LOOK AT ME NOW; I HAVEN'T BEEN SO HAPPY WITH MY SEX LIFE SINCE I WAS FIFTEEN! ORDER NOW BY CALLING 1-800-264-6789! YOU WON'T REGRET IT!'

"Sounds exciting, don't you think Flamie?" Ed smiled innocently up at Roy before returning to his saliva trail up the inside of Roy's thigh.

chappie chappie done... yipperoonies!