Chapter 4: Epic Boss Battle of Battling Battle
If you want a recap of everyone that's in the group, go back and look you lazy bastards. Anyways, so everyone runs to the elevator up to Robotnik's REAL room, because the one they met the Heavy in was just the room he uses when they fumigate. They get in, press the button, and the elevator goes up. And the elevator music starts playing. Everyone just stands there, occaisionally coughing or shuffling a bit, or pulling out a bit of food from god knows where.
This continues for about 45 floors, when the elevator stops. Then it continues, after some sparks, which painfully electrocuted Tails, but thankfully no one else. About 35 more floors, and everyone's been watching funny videos on YouTube from Snake's iPhone that Otacon sent him. Snake thought for a moment, then scrolled through the internet history, and sure enough, he found what he was looking for. He went in his box, while Gordon told everyone else the epic tales about his adventures fighting the Combine.
After 20 more floors, they finally reached it. Everyone ran into Robotnik's room, but since it had taken a really long time to get there, it was already night time, and he was asleep. Gordon just beat him to death with his crowbar, and everyone left. Rather than going down the horrid elevator again, they just jumped out the nearest window, and since they're video game characters, they were a-ok when they landed, except for Tails, who broke both his legs. "..." Gordon said, and everyone agreed that indeed, that fight was really anticlimactic. "Vait, vhere iz Medic, Nastascha, Sasha, and sandviches Robotnik took from me?" Heavy yelled.
Everyone pointed to a box that had "Hevys Stuf" horribly scribbled on. Heavy pulled out everything including the Medic from his box. "Zhis iz Medic. He heals people." and the Medic said hello, and he healed everyone except Tails, who didn't need it. Everyone ran off to go fight Bowser, who was in the Mushroom Kingdom. Luckily, Chell was already there with a portal open, and everyone went in.
And now, for the Random Poem of Undoubtable Cake for this chapter.
Cat in Pants
The cat put on his pants
But they didn't fit
Because cats don't wear pants
