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Team Mighty Moles: Alysson (The Trap Idol), Ruby (The Shy Twin), Pearl (The OCD Twin), Annah (Stereotype: N/A), Brittany (The Girl With A Dark Secret), Julio (The Human Encyclopedia), Jalvert (The Anti-revolutionary), Gabe (The Easy-goer), Gezella (The Theater Kid)

Team Crazy Catfish: Wallace (The Fancy Fanatic), Eliza (The Crazy Crafter), Joshua (The Popular Swede), Leroy (The Sneaky Player), Spencer (The Creepy Mime), Sophie (Stereotype: N/A), Ax (The Strong but Silent), Hanbei (The Sleepy Genius)

Total contestants: 17


"You want to take this one too?" Pika rolls his eyes. "Don't mess up though dude. It's not good for ratings."

"As if I ever mess up!" Don says pridefully. "Last time on Total Drama Project: Stars! We introduced the contestants to their worst nightmare: The Flight Of Shame! We also introduced them to the 15 hidden immunity idols hidden around the island. Their task was to find their campsites or spend the night sleepless. Thanks to Spencer's.. toying with Algonquin's compass, the Catfish lost the first challenge. Also thanks to Spencer: Algonquin got the boot, and was the first person to leave the new Wawanakwa. Who will be kicked off next? Find out here on TOTAL! DRAMA! PROJECT MOON!"

"Um.. stars." Pika says. "We can't all have great intros."


A camera pops out of a tree, under a gopher, then out of a bass

The frame follows as Don smiles and Pika looks at him suspiciously

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine

Julio is swimming under water, when a fish is swiped up out of the water.

You guys are on my mind

The camera goes above surface where Algonquin is asleep fishing

You asked me what I wanted to be

The fish goes flying and lands on Pearl's head as she and Ruby and sitting on the beach. She runs away screaming as Ruby rolls her eyes

And I think the answer is plain to see

Leroy laughs as Pearl grabs her sanitizer, while Sophie raises an eyebrow

I wanna be famous

Ax is working out, while Gabe listens to music through his headphones

I wanna live close to the sun

Ella looks into the camera and smiles, causing it to go black

Go pack your bags cause I've already won

Eliza crafts a butterfly out of styrofoam, and Spencer takes it

Everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there some day

Spencer breathes on the butterfly, and it takes flight

Cause I wanna be famous

Jalvert looks at the butterfly, and Hanbei yawns as the butterfly goes into his mouth

na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Alysson and Wallace are fighting, while Joshua laughs in the background. Pearl (without the fish) raises an eyebrow

Whistling chorus

Brittany and Annah glare at each other. Don then appears, spinning a plate of 16 marshmallows on his finger. The cast all whistle fearfully.


Wawanakwa Woods 1:30 am

"Who got kicked off?" Annah asks the groggy Catfish.

"That idiot boy scout. He messed us up and pointed us in the wrong direction!" Sophie says angrily.

"Oh. I was actually worried you kicked off someone... interesting," Annah says.


"Okay.. so MAYBE I like Wallace. The ability to toast someone and look stylish is like one in a million! I need to switch teams and get closer to him!" Annah squeals happily.

"Algonquin? Pathetic. He was so.. unuseful that he didn't even belong here on this show," Alysson sniffs.

"To be or not to be... I guess Algonquin chose not to be," Ella smiles.

"Algonquin? Who is that again?" Gabe looks up from his phone.


Mole Campgrounds 1:45 am

"We ought to get to bed," Javert yawns and checks his watch. "It's past 1 am."

"Alright. Well, good night girls!" Julio waves to the female members of the Moles, and zips the flap behind him.

"About time," Alysson says, arms crossed.

"I'm sorry what?" Julio asks. "What are we? Chopped liver?"

"No, but you might be," Alysson raises an eyebrow.

"I'm listening," Gabe says, taking off his shirt.

"The girls outnumber us. If we lose, I want an agreement that we vote off one of the girls," Alysson looks at his teammates.

"Yeah, fine," Gabe says, getting into bed.

"Ugh. Going into a sleeping bag from who knows where, without pants or a shirt? Yuck," Alysson sticks his tongue out.

"Yeah, well maybe some of us aren't afraid to mess up our hair," Gabe smiles and turns over to fall asleep.

"Perhaps. I however will not vote with you, I won't be voting out Ruby or her sister," Julio narrows his eyes.

"ooh.. Someone has a crush!" Alysson says obnoxiously.


"Believe me. I DON'T like Ruby anymore than I like Annah. I don't want to vote her out because, if I vote HER out, her sister will go insane, and I'm not risking that," Julio explains.


Mole Girls Tent 1:45 am

"Well, anyone you like?" Annah smiles at Pearl.

"Ugh. I hate people that pry into other people's lives," Pearl rolls her eyes. "Now can you please go to sleep?"


"Am I worried Ruby and Julio will ever be a thing? Ha! Never! Ruby is much more sophisticated than that!" Pearl says pridefully.


"Can you PLEASE be quiet?" Brittany asks, laying in her sleeping bag.

"I'm trying! As Mrs. I-need-to-know-everything-about-everyone's-life over here!" Pearl says, shooting daggers at Annah.

Ruby enters the tent with a cautious 'hello' and gets into her sleeping bag next to Brittany.

"You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you (Leon Trotsky)," Ella grumbles, burying her head under her pillow.

Annah gets into her sleeping bag next to Ella. "So how about you?"

"ARGH!" Brittany yells.

Catfish Boy's tent 2:00 am

"Ugh. I still can't believe we can't SLEEP!" Leroy growls.

"We need our sleep! We really need it!" Hanbei sighs.

"Gee. I NEVER knew," Wallace spats. "The only GOOD thing about this is that I won't have to wear eyeshadow tomorrow."

The boys look at him weirdly.

"What?!" Wallace glares at him.


"I don't see what the big deal is!" Wallace glares at the camera. "Even WITHOUT the make-up I'd still be the best looking contestant. And that's what's going to get me through to the finale!"


"Why are we in sleeping bags anyway when we are trying to stay awake?" Ax questions.

"You make a good point, but what are we going to do out there? Dig for gold?" Leroy rolls his eyes.

Spencer shrugs and pulls out a pickaxe from his satchel.


"Um.. what?" Leroy asks, amazed.

"Wallace and Spencer are both on the chopping block for the next challenge. Thank goodness I can just sleep," Hanbei yawns.


Wawanakwa Woods: 8:00 am

"Good morning future prey!" Don waves as the Moles and Catfish step into the cage he is in.

"Future prey? All prey is disgusting! UGH! Germs everywhere!" Pearl rubs her arm nervously.

"That's including yourselves. Seriously, you guys are like bacteria," Don smiles.

"Get on with it Don," Julio rolls his eyes.

"For this challenge, you must escape being hunted by... Ezekiel!" Don points to a cage outside of theirs.

"Hey, he looks.. normal?" Wallace says, looking at the humaniod Ezekiel.

"Yeah. After he was eliminated from the Riveting Race, docs found him and made a few... tweaks to his brain," Don says, looking at Ezekiel. "He is now regular looking and he is civilized."

"So then, why are we running from him?" Gabe asks.

"Well, he may be civilized, he still has that primal urge to hunt and capture and stuff," Don looks at him strangely.

"So, how do we WIN?" Sophie raises an eyebrow.


"Although my goal is to win, if we lose, another Catfish goes home. Let's face it, I don't need Wallace OR Spencer. No one will EVER see me coming!" Sophie smiles. "The boys of my team think they know everything, but they are just as clueless as a deer in the headlights. Goodbye Wallace, goodbye Spencer! In short: win win!"


"Your goal is to invade Ezekiel's castle. But beware! There are laser and pitfall traps everywhere you turn. Also, Ezekiel has cameras installed throughout the castle, so he'll be watching you, every step of the way." Don explains. "Well, good luck, and try to make it out alive. We're not covering medical bills."

"Can we at least have breakfast and change out of our pajamas first?" Annah raises an eyebrow.

"YES! Great idea!" Hanbei smiles.

"You have 10 minutes. Winners, you'll be joining me for a pancake, croissant and bacon breakfast. Losers, you can eat whatever you can catch in the forest," Don says. "Good luck."

"WHAT?! At least on the original island, all the teams got food!" Eliza gripes.

"Too bad. 10 minutes before Ezekiel launches his heat-seeking missiles," Don says, checking his watch.

Mole Girl's cabin: 8:05 am

"Winning does have it's advantages for sure," Annah smiles, pulling her shirt down.

"Do you ever wear anything besides Guardians Of The Galaxy?" Brittany asks.

"Nope! It's just the way I roll," Annah says, then leaves the tent.

Pearl and Ruby both look at each other and blink.


"Um.. what?" Ruby asks.


Mess Hall: 8:06 am

"mmm! So good!" Julio smiles and finishes his pancakes. "I love them!"

"I know," Don says. "How's yours Ezekiel?"

"Very good thank you eh?" Ezekiel smiles.

"Wow. He's actually got manners huh?" Annah asks.

"Yeah. Docs say that they taught him all of school in the brain tampering," Don says.

"Really? How'd they do that?" Javert asks.

"They took some of the memory out of a cadaver," Don explains, causing Pearl to spit out her food onto Ruby's plate.

"Cadaver... unclean.. dirty... AHHHHH!" Pearl freaks out and runs, slamming into a wall, and falling over passed out.

Brittany and Annah laugh, while Ruby pushes her plate away from her.

"Well, it's challenge time! Good luck guys!" Don smiles

Moles: Ezekiel's Castle: 8:10 am

"Where do we go?" Ruby asks shyly.

"Who knows? This place will be like a maze to get through!" Brittany says exasperatedly.

"Wait! I got something!" Gabe says. "I got this app on my phone that is like a radar that tracks electronic activity!"

"I didn't even knew you knew those words," Alysson stares.

"Well, it was in the description of the app..." Gabe says. "Either way, with this, I can track where the electricity is going and where the traps are!"

"Wow! That's amazing!" Annah says. "Looks like we'll get 2 victories in a row!"

"Yeah! Go Team Mole!" Ella smiles and high fives her team mates.

Meanwhile...

"Ugh. Great. We can't even get IN!" Leroy says. "STUPID CASTLE! STUPID STUPID STUPID!"

Leroy punches the wall and it falls over.

"Not so stupid after all huh?" Wallace winks at Leroy. "Come on!"

"Team Catfish has entered the castle, but Team Mole is right behind them! Let's make this interesting shall we? Oh Izzy and Chef!" Don calls.

Izzy and Chef Hatchet appear each of them holding a spaghetti rocket launcher. They both nod and enter the castle.

"It smells like... spaghetti," Ella sniffs the air.

"Yeah, come to think of it..." Gabe says.

Chef and Izzy appear and begin shooting at the Moles.

"Ahhh!" Alysson says, jumping out of the way of a meatball. "That was-" he's hit by a meatball.

"Run!" Annah calls to her team mates, who follow her.

"Wait! Gabe!" Ella yells, as Gabe is trying to dodge oncoming fire.

"We've already lost Alysson! We can keep going without Gabe!" Annah points out, and grabs Ella by the arm.

"Even so, Gabe has that app on his phone! Without that, we're doomed!" Julio screams. "ARGH! *bleep*

Brittany grabs Gabe's phone and runs to her team mates. "We lost Alysson, Gabe, and Julio in that mess," she sighs.

"We need to keep moving though," Ella says grimly.

"As the 6 Moles continue through the castle, the Catfish are about to be ambushed!"

"Why does this place have to be so big?" Sophie asks and huddles around Leroy. "I'm scared..."


"You really think I'm scared of THAT freak? Ha! I'm playing Leroy for his vote!" Sophie smiles. "Normally, Leroy would be my biggest challenge, but in this case, he's being played like a violin!"


"It's alright. We'll find that freak," Ax assures Sophie.

"She's playing you you know," Eliza says and narrows her eyes at Sophie.

"WHAT?! I would do no such thing!" Sophie wails. "You are so rude!"

BAM!

Leroy is hit by an meatball and takes Sophie with him.

"Ah! Leroy you! You saved me!" Sophie smiles.


"Right. Without me, the team will NEVER win! And that's why I have THIS!" Sophie grins and holds up a necklace laced with silver. "Goodbye whoever I choose to target."


Spencer dodges all the meatballs, reaches into his bag and pulls out a brick.

"A BRICK?! How is that supposed to-" Joshua begins, but is shot.

Then Spencer pulls out an umbrella and uses it to block the meatballs. He signals for his team to back up.

Wallace ducks behind the umbrella, but is shot in the foot.

"AH! It's too sticky! I can't move!" Wallace screams.

Spencer looks around to see if anyone is watching, then hits Wallace with the brick.

Chef also shoots down Spencer

"Retreat!" Eliza calls and begins running away, before she and Ax are shot down.

"Hanbei! Run!" Leroy calls, but Hanbei is shot down.

"All Catfish have been shot down! Victory to the Moles! Catfish, you get the second prize!"

"A reward challenge?" Leroy asks hopefully.

"Nope! You get to keep Ezekiel as a team mate!"

The Catfish sigh, and begin to trudge toward the campfire.


"Am I worried?" Sophie asks herself. "Not at all. With Leroy and Ax as my play things, I get 3 votes I have absolute control over! Eliza is GONE."


"We should vote off Eliza for calling you a faker?" Leroy asks Sophie.

"It makes sense you would have a grudge but.." Ax says. "I think we'd rather vote for Wallace."

"Wallace will go after Ezekiel and Eliza leave the island," Sophie instructs. "There is no way Joshua will vote for her, but Spencer might..."

Catfish: Campfire Pit: 8:00 pm

"For some of you, this has been a long day," Pika says. "But one of you is about to lose a chance on a million bucks. Let's find out who it is! And it won't be Ezekiel, because he has immunity tonight."

"Can we get to the voting?" Joshua narrows his eyes.

"Sure! Sophie, you're vote will be cast that way," Pika points toward the confessional.


Sophie confidently stamps and shows her paper and shows Eliza's face smeared with red ink

Ax slams his fist down, spraying ink everywhere

Leroy reluctantly presses his stamp down

Joshua and Eliza both stamp in the same place

Ezekiel stamps and shows his vote: Spencer

Spencer stamps his paper slowly


"Let's get on with the votes, shall we?" Pika smiles. "Anything before we start?"

"Yes! I'd like to use this idol!" Sophie shows her necklace confidently.

"mm... nope! It's a fake! Sophie, you are still on the chopping block! The following got no votes: Joshua, Ezekiel, Leroy, Ax, and Hanbei"

The five campers happily stand up and grab their chocolate bars.

"The next chocolate bar is for... Spencer!"

Spencer gives Pika a flower, tips his beret, and walks over to the people who are safe.

"Wallace, you are safe as well," Pika raises an eyebrow. "Surprisingly. I now owe Don $20."

"Yes!" Wallace stands up and grabs his chocolate bar.

"Sophie, Eliza, both of you got a whole ton of votes against you. But only one of you can get this sacred piece of immunity. That lucky winner is...

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Sophie. Sorry Eliza, you've been voted off."

"What?!" Eliza and Joshua stand up.

Sophie smiles and waves, then pops the chocolate bar into her mouth.


"At least with my elimination, my team sees the real threat: Sophie. If she gets all the boys on her side though, she'll be invincible! Maybe Ezekiel will be too stupid to see it or the other guys break away, but mark my words: the million does not belong to Sophie," Eliza crosses her arms.


"Any last words?" Don asks.

"Eliminate Sophie! She's only playing yoooooooooou!" Eliza screams as she takes flight toward Pahkitew Island.

"Two down, one joined! in short: 17 players remain in the game! Who will take flight and who will choose fright! Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! PROJECT STARS!"

END EPISODE

Votes:

Ax: Eliza

Leroy: Eliza

Sophie: Eliza

Joshua: Sophie

Eliza: Sophie

Ezekiel: Spencer

Spencer: Wallace

Hanbei: Wallace

Wallace: Spencer


Sophie: 2 votes

Wallace: 2 votes

Spencer: 2 votes

Eliza: 3 votes

I didn't want to eliminate Eliza, but other than her little.. relationship with Joshua, she wasn't going to serve any purpose in the plot. And, hey! Zeke's back! I had to make him somewhat sane, or this wouldn't be so easy, but NO OTHER OFFICIAL TOTAL DRAMA CHARACTER WILL RETURN. Also, this is how the merge will work: I will set up a poll, where everybody can vote on who will return for a second chance. The merge should happen after 8 or 9 players have been eliminated. May the odds ever be in your character's favor ;)

Shoutout to everyone who gave me their OCs! You're awesome! All credit is in Chapter One, so go and check it out!

Thanks to: ThorBringsTheThunder: I love the K'wala Islands! And I'm looking forward to the Curse of K'wala!

Obikinoah: Looking forward to our co-authoring!

LizTheSweetWriter: I'm loving the Bell Island so far!

Thank You For Reading!