Chapter 3: The Seven Constellations Of 朱雀
Back to Yvonne and Diva. Yvonne said, "Let's go and teach Mrs Joker a lesson."
Diva replied, "Okay, and I finally finish the sword fight with Gomez."
"So then, what we waiting for? Let's get moving," answered Yvonne. When they (Yvonne+Diva+Addams family) were in front of Mrs Joker's house, Mrs Joker said, "You came, with your fellow friends. Loser Yen Peng, go kill them! (Evil laugh)"
Then, a woman not more than 17, wore blouse and pants. She also wore a medieval hat and carrying a machine gun. Her hair was black shoulder length hair. She shouted in a horrible English accent at Mrs Joker, "Stop calling me Loser Yen Peng! Call me Loo Yen Peng!"
"Yeah, whatever. (Evil laugh)" replied Mrs Joker.
Yen Peng used her gun to shoot Yvonne, but miss. Yen Peng wanted to shot at Dementia, Fester said, "Hey, I'm magnetic!"
All the bullet that Yen Peng shot all stickled to Fester. "(Evil laugh) Miss again for 105 times. Au Niang Niang and I will fight them," said Mrs Joker as she kicked Yen Peng and shot a rocket to Yen Peng when Yen Peng at mid air. Yen Peng flew up to the sky. Mrs Joker fought with Morticia and Gomez using the second strongest acid pie, Perchloric acid pie. Morticia using her favourite pie, Fluorantimonic acid (The strongest acid) pie while Gomez using his sword (Note: Gomez and Morticia were married couple). Au Niang Niang fought with Fester and Dementia using his ultra claw. Fester using dynamite while Dementia using Roman candle. (Note: Fester and Dementia were married couple) Au Niang Niang was been defeated by Fester. Au Niang Niang very angry, Dementia quickly shot Au Niang Niang with Roman candle and Au Niang Niang fainted. Mrs Joker was been defeated by Gomez. Mrs Joker cried and took out a white flag. Yen Peng flew down from the sky. Yen Peng wanted to hit Fester, Fester said, "I give you some PPG."
Explosion sound was heard; Yen Peng said in stupid manner, "Hey, I'm stupid."
"I think I use Stupid Grenades, instead of PPG," said Fester. Back to Marilyn part. Marilyn was inside in a room in Hotohori palace. Eudora said, "Marilyn, I bake some lizard cookies and made of real lizards from this world." (Eudora used magic to bake)
"Okay, just leave it on the table," answered Marilyn. Eudora came in put the lizard cookies on the table and went out. Marilyn took out the wand and transformed into a gold framed hand held mirror. Marilyn rubbed the hand held mirror with her hand (I called this mirror spells casting). The mirror revealed that Sentarou's reincarnation in her light realm, Remoire world (aged like 18, black hair and grey eyes). Marilyn eating the lizard cookies and thought, "I found him, I will tell Ai about him."
The mirror disappeared after revealed about Sentarou's reincarnation. Tamahome came in without Marilyn noticed. "Marilyn, what are you thinking about?" asked Tamahome.
Marilyn answered, "I didn't see you came in, I was thinking about my friend's problem. So, what's up?"
"I'm here to cheer you up. His Majesty's worried about you. The entire empire has gone gaga (British Market English means gone crazy) over you… miss priestess of 朱雀! They're letting me and Eudora stay here in the palace, thanks to you."
"You don't have to keep me company. It's not like I'm lonely or anything."
Tamahome hugged Marilyn. Tamahome said, "Don't pretend. You look very lonely."
"I wonder… How do I go back my own world?" asked Marilyn.
The next morning, Eudora knocked down two royal female servants. Marilyn and Tamahome been called to Hotohori, Hotohori said and reading the scroll, "I was researching that now in 四神天地書."
"In the book said there are 28 constellations (二十八宿). Each of the four cardinal points, North, South, East and West claims seven constellations. The Southern seven constellations are called 朱雀."
Eudora and Marie appeared above of Hotohori invisible and reading the scroll. (Hotohori and Tamahome didn't noticed) Eudora said in English to Marilyn through telepathy, "The names of the seven constellations are Chihiri (井宿), Tamahome (鬼宿), Nuriko (柳宿), Hotohori (星宿), Chiriko (張宿), Tasuki (翼宿) and Mitsukake (軫宿)." (Hotohori repeated what Eudora said)
Hotohori continued showing the 星 symbol on his left side of his neck, "I, Hotohori and Tamahome, and the rest of the seven constellations must protect…"
"The priestess of 朱雀 so that she can obtain her magical powers. That was the same old tradition, Marilyn," interrupted Eudora to Marilyn through telepathy while reading the scroll (Hotohori did not know and noticed).
"You must find the other five. Unless you personally gather all seven you will obtain the powers of 朱雀. Say so right here," said Hotohori.
Marilyn thought, "I just have one choice, 朱雀星士 (Vermilion bird constellation warrior in Japanese) to accompanied me to gather the 朱雀星士."
"Hello! I think we can find the 朱雀星士 easily since have 朱雀星士. I will use my crystal ball to find them," said Eudora to Marilyn through telepathy (said in English).
"Okay, don't do anything violence," replied Marilyn to Eudora through telepathy.
Tamahome asked softly to Marilyn, "I knew my name from a constellation, but… so; I'm supposed to protect you?"
Eudora said to Marilyn through telepathy, "I have a clue to find Nuriko. It is 宮 (Palace) and 武 (Fierce/Valiant). If I found that person, I will go to wrestle with that person. (Like Eudora always wrestle with the alligators)" (Hotohori repeated the clue)
Then, Eudora appeared visible with Marie outside of the palace and followed them. Hotohori said, "So then, we must find the most valiant man in this palace, we'll found Nuriko."
"Your Majesty, Your Eminence, as instructed, we have selected the finest warriors in the palace," said the Hotohori's counsellor.
Hotohori replied, "Well done."
"Let me give them a test," said Tamahome as he hit them one by one. All of them knock out.
Eudora took out a pile of knife from Marie and said, "Let me try."
Eudora kept on shooting the warriors, all the warriors ran away like they seen a ghost. The knife always did not shot the targets, but scared the targets. "Oh my Satan! They really are not valiant," said Eudora.
One of the royal female servant whispered to the other royal female servants, "Why is she so friendly with His Majesty? She is no priestess! Moreover, who is the man next to him? Who is the weird old hag?"
"He is one of the protectors of the 朱雀 priestess. A 朱雀星士, Tamahome. She is Eudora Addams, one of priestess friends I think. We have to go back. We will be scolded for being here," replied the other royal female servant.
Marilyn took out a small magnet from her pocket. She used finger spell casting at the magnet. A royal female servant with a midback length hair and EC was brown had been stickled to the magnet. Marilyn and Eudora noticed that Nuriko is a male. Marie already knew, because dolls know every being's biological things. "You must be Nuriko. You are a male. But I won't tell anybody about this," said Marilyn to Nuriko through telepathy.
Nuriko thought, "Oh my god! She is good."
"This is Nuriko, one of the 朱雀星士," announced Marilyn.
Tamahome asked, "Are you sure?"
"Of course, I am Nuriko. AKA Kang Lin (assumed name)," replied Nuriko as showed a 柳 under his left collarbone. Tamahome wanted to shake hands with Nuriko, Nuriko wanted to kiss Tamahome. Instead of kissing Tamahome, Eudora held Nuriko's hand and said, "Let's arm wrestling."
"Okay," replied Nuriko and twisting Eudora's hand, but Nuriko was shocked that Eudora did not cried in pain and said, "Why thanks you for twisting my hand. (Smiled gloomy as ever)"
Eudora twisted Nuriko's hand, Nuriko cried very loud in pain. The next day, Marilyn take a bath in the Chinese traditional wooden round-shaped bath tub (I don't know what does it called) in the room with bamboo screen, Marie guarded the door. Tamahome bang the door and Marie flew into the room. Nuriko wanted to pull Tamahome's leg, Marie blocked Nuriko and said, "Here have two pervert, and Marilyn is taken a bath, Tamahome and Nuriko."
"Could you two go now?" replied Marie pulled Tamahome and Nuriko by their leg away from the room.
Nuriko shouted, "You stupid little doll!"
"Shut up! Maybe I can give you some massage," replied Marie as she took out a big mallet from her body.
"Dolls can't play this type of things."
Marie answered, "Who say so?" and kicked Nuriko to the pond. Marie kicked Tamahome to the corridor. The best part was the pond had a few of alligators. "(Scream) Who put the alligators here?" asked Nuriko as Nuriko were wrestling alligators.
Marie answered, "Oh, it is Eudora put in. I hope you like it."
"I don't like it (Give an annoyed look to Marie)," said Nuriko asked he climbed up. Marilyn went to meet Nuriko carrying Eudora's homemade dish, spider dumplings. Marilyn went in Nuriko's room and said, "Granny Eudora created this home-made dish for you and I want to become your attendant." Nuriko seated on Tamahome. Tamahome is been wrapped half of the body. "Let me out!" shouted Tamahome.
Nuriko said, "That old haggard woman again! Don't tell me this home-made dish is made of something disgusting or poisonous. Yesterday, she cooked lizard dumpling, a dish of henbane, leech pudding and arsenic soup, the Emperor was happier to eat and drink than other's time, I think something wrong about her cooking."
"Granny Eudora always add a sprinkle of my tasty and anti-poisonous powder in every food she cooked in this world except for me and her," thought Marilyn. Nuriko ate a bite of the fried spider dumpling. Nuriko exclaimed, "It is not bad after all. It was delicious. No wonder the Emperor love it so much. You can if you want, but you must never interfere in our relationship. (Hugging Tamahome)"
"I thought you are a male," replied Marilyn to Nuriko though telepathy.
Nuriko answered, "I know that, don't tell anybody about that."
"Know what?" interrupted Tamahome.
Marilyn and Nuriko replied, "None of your own business."
"Marilyn, come help me with my hair," said Nuriko. Marilyn pulled Nuriko's hair until Nuriko splashed Marilyn some water and said, "You are hurting me, don't pull so hard." but Marilyn was just in front of him. Marilyn said, "Miss, you are very hot-tempered."
"You! Okay, clean outside the dusty corridor, no more tricks," said Nuriko. Nuriko quietly dirtied the floor that Marilyn cleaned, Marilyn borrowed a human skeleton wore a French maid costume added by Eudora (Eudora bought her from a witch named shao-shuan, the human skeleton named Bonehilda) to clean again. Bonehilda noticed that Nuriko dirtied the floor, cleaned Nuriko's body. Nuriko shouted, "Whose big idea to summon her to clean me?" Marilyn cleaned the floor that Nuriko dirtied.
"Trying to pull her leg? You can't pull her leg easily," said Marie Antoinette standing on Nuriko's head. Nuriko got very very angry, Marie Antoinette said, "No more Mrs Nice Guy. Here you go!" (Kicked Nuriko away, use a mallet hit on Nuriko's head) That time, Nuriko got completely mad and murmured, "Who was this Marilyn actually? All mythological beings always with her, just look like she was a princess."
"You got it right! She was a princess alright," interrupted Marie.
"What?!A princess? What type of princess?"
"Princess from another dimension."
Meanwhile in living room, Addams Family's mansion, Remoire world, Yvonne and Mrs Joker played chess with cheating. Au Niang Niang and Diva having tango with Gomez and Morticia. Loo Yen Peng said in a stupid manner, "What is this place? What you all doing? Who are you all? Who am I?"
"Quiet, will you? I creating an antidote for my Stupid Grenades," shouted Fester.
"Huh? What is an antidote? What is Grenades? I am stupid."
"Okay, Lurch!" shouted Fester pulled the hanged-man noose. A Gong sound was heard. Lurch appeared and said in a zombie voice, "You rang?" Lurch was a butler. He looked like a Frankenstein's monster and tall too.
"Take her into the playroom (AKA torture room, playroom are inside the basement) and lock her," said Fester. Lurch groaned and carried Loo Yen Peng to the playroom.
Loo Yen Peng said in stupid manner, "Where you send me to? Answer me."
Meanwhile, in Discordia (Discordia AKA Abyss, Tartarus and reverse universe please don't misunderstand it, it is not hell was a place inside the void/black holes), Eris, the Goddess of Chaos and Athena as younger sister of Eris (AKA Seshat, goddess of knowledge and wisdom) wanted to dominate the universe. Eris wore a purple flowing robe. Eris's hair was black midback hair and Eris wore a pair of black shoes. Athena wore green flowing robe and a pair of yellow shoes. Athena's hair was black hime-cut, shoulder length hair; her head wore a red head band, EC were blue. Eris said in an English accent and staring at the Human World, much brighter due to sunshine much smaller than Eris and Athena, "Anything very particular?" (Both of them like 20 years old)
"Eh Bien… (Well in French), I think I caught a glimpse of Yamime scanning the whole universe," replied Athena in an English accent.
"Oh…, is she finding Marilyn Adal?"
"Oui (Yes in French), what is this? (Their eyes are magnified one place in Japan, Human World like hawk eye) That person named Jonathan, the long face or horse face, no information escapes me. He was an imposter of Hell Boy, he is very annoying, always (sleeping tone)."
"Oh…, is he an idiot?"
"You can say that. He sometimes as a ninja, but he don't believe anything and naive. You can read his history that is in my throne."
"Boring, let's give some humans play a game. What game? Retrieved the Pandora's Box?"
"A very good game. What prize for the winner?"
"I will give the Eris wand to the winner."
"That wand surely has any use for them. But where you put the clue for start the game? The Forbidden Palace in Shanghai, China? Taj Mahal in Agra, India?"
"H'm…, you are right. How about start from the Terracotta Army? What clue? My Golden Apple of Discord?"
"That one will lead them to your Greek place."
"Va bene (okay in Italian), (Hold the constellation named Scorpio) Scorpio, you know what to do, (Scorpio jumped into Terracotta Army in China, Human World and Scorpio's constellation body changed into colour body when inside the ozone layer) now let's the game begin."
Meanwhile, outside Terracotta Army China was in a big trouble due to Scorpio disturbed them, not inside the Terracotta Army. The Chinese museum sends E-mail to Miss Jane Marple Detective Agency in Beverley Hills, America. Nancy Drew (Nancy Drew's hair was blond shoulder length hair, Nancy's EC were blue, wore casual clothing, always wore purple skirt and purple hair band) who was Jane Marple's assistant and said in an American accent, "Here is a case in the E-mail, about a giant Scorpio going to scare all the people. Solve it before the whole world is in Chaos."
"The world is in Chaos, would you like to go there? Let's pack our bag and go to China," replied Jane Marple in an English accent (Marple was an old spinster, her hair was grey hair tied in a bun, EC is blue).
Nancy answered, "I would love to."
They travelled to China by aeroplane. In China, there was a man greeted Nancy and Marple.
