Suddenly, Cloud noticed a siren.

MUSIC PLAYING: Airship Theme from Super Mario Brothers 3

TIFA: What was that noise?

CLOUD: I don't know. Let's take a look.

They took a bigger look to see what the siren was coming from. There was a wave of tanks, troops, and trucks.

CAPTAIN: Wait a minute. It's that boy over there! GET HIM!

CLOUD: Tifa, we have to warn the town! Take all the metal from your cart in the truck!

TIFA: Got it!

Cloud and Tifa ran into the truck. Cloud opened the trunk from the inside. While Tifa dumped the metal in the trunk (from the inside), Cloud called the mayor of Nibelheim to warn him about the ambush. The mayor woke up and he quickly ran and picked up Cloud's call.

MAYOR: Oh my goodness, Cloud! I almost had a heart attack. How can I help you?

CLOUD: (shows army on his watch) There's an giant army coming! How am I going to stop them?

MAYOR: Hang in there! I'll call up our troops in jets and walkers as well as other mechs to help you out. I'll also tell your mother that you'll be fine. Just come back with Tifa and I'll tell you what to do next.

CLOUD: I won't let you down! (hangs up). Tifa, you might want to get upstairs! I'll take you back!

TIFA: You're such a good boy.

DISC SCRATCH, MUSIC STOPS

Suddenly, a ticking time bomb landed near the two.

BOMB (booming voice): 10 SECONDS TO SELF-DESTRUCT!

CLOUD: Quick before it blows.

MUSIC PLAYING: BENNY HILL THEME

The two kids ran into the truck. Cloud quickly turned on the car, switched it to auto-drive, set its destination point to his house, and climbed up on the roof of the truck.

CLOUD: Hey, Tifa! Would you like to help me slow down this army. There's a wave of these guys!

TIFA: Oh, why not?

The army kept on shooting. Cloud and Tifa kept on shooting back. They both kept shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting over and over again.

CLOUD: So how long have you been?

TIFA: More than an hour.

CLOUD: 😲😖 _ That's crazy!

TIFA: Actually, you're right. It really is.

At last Cloud made it to the town. Tifa left the truck and went to her house right after Cloud stopped his truck.

CLOUD: Mr. Mayor! Quick! We have to get the troops ready.

MR. MAYOR: Got it. You got your stuff?

CLOUD: Yeah.

MR. MAYOR: Good. (hangs up)

Cloud drove in the workshop and opened the truck's trunk. Suddenly, the workers at the workshop came in.

CLOUD: There's no time. Quick!

WORKERS: Yes, sir!

The workers quickly grabbed the metal out of the truck.

JASON, THE BOSS OF WORKSHOP: Hey, what we do with all that metal? You sure have a lot.

CLOUD: The mayor will figure out what to do with them. Anyway, I have to get ready for battle.

JASON: Got it. See ya!

Cloud quickly drove back to the garage.

CLOUD: Hey, mom. I think it's about time I show you this.

His mother quickly ran to Cloud. He revealed something extreme from below the garage. It was...(drum roll )

CLOUD: Here is...MY MECH!

MRS. STRIFE: Wait...that's a car.

CLOUD: Oh, it's currently in disguise.

MRS. STRIFE: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh...just be careful out there.

CLOUD: I promise.

He quickly drove car outside and stopped. He waited...and waited...and waited...(6 MINUTES LATER). Suddenly, the evil troops were close to the village.

CLOUD: It's time to make this more than meets the eye.

Cloud held a big red button near him for 5 seconds.

CAR AUDIO: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

He activated one of his car's strongest forms if not the strongest. He activated (drum roll, Disclaimer: please scroll slowly)

...

THE ULTIMATE MECH TRANSFORMATION!

MUSIC PLAYING: Transformers 1984 theme

Note: It's supposed to look like a mashup between Optimus Prime (original design), G1 Wheeljack (the original design), Ironhide, and even the Samurai Megazord. However, it's not super colorful. It's actually blue with some black mixed in it.

Cloud quickly changed to his ultimate armor (while at first disguised as a case, similar to Iron Man's armor in Iron Man 2 except with no handle), secured his seat, and dashed to the evil army. But suddenly, the battle began to have technical difficulties.