Yay me! One more chapter to go! This shall be fun, and I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: For the next-to-last time; I DO NOT OWN HP! Blargh.
Chapter 4: Ron's List
15 Reasons Why Hermione Is A Prat
1. Her cat ate Scabbers. I thought we talked about this, Ron. Be reasonable! Why?
2. She got Harry's broom taken away. She was really worried about me getting cursed. She's just more obsessive than us. So you don't care that now you're using the school brooms? Ach. Why'd you have to bring those...things up? Fine. It's annoying. AHA! I win. But I'll forgive her. Gah!
3. She's always nagging me about homework. She nags EVERYONE about homework, Ron. SHE NAGS MALFOY? Um, not that I know of, but now that you mention it... Why me? I thought I'd already told you that! Shut it, Harry.
4. She's always so bloody particular. Don't swear, Ron, first years could get hold of this. But, Harry, I swore back in first year too! Oh yeah, and that reminds me...
5. She nags me for swearing. Your mum does too, and I don't see you writing 'Fifteen Reasons Why My Mum's A Prat'! You point is?
6. She doesn't like quidditch. Percy doesn't like quidditch. HA! See? Percy, the perfect example of a prat, shares qualities with Hermione! I'M RIGHT! Remind me to go beat my head against a wall repeatedly next time I was to do something like this, because it's much less painful.
7. She's a know-it-all. Didn't stop you before. I repeat, "SHUT IT, HARRY!" Eek! My poor eardrums.
8. She rats everything we do out to McGonagal. That's ridiculous, Ron. But it's got me a number eight, hasn't it?
9. We always fight. You know, I really do have nothing to say against the viability of this one. Too right!
10. She's too protective of us. I repeat, SO IS YOUR MOTHER! I repeat, AND?
11. She's probably bribed Harry to make me write this list for counseling. Merlin, that's stupid. Are you really running out of reasons THAT FAST? ...No.
12. She won't even say she's sorry that Crookshanks killed Scabbers. Well, that is a bit unreasonable, but you're just re-hashing it. BECAUSE IT DESERVES MULTIPLE REASONS! ...Now that's just absurd.
13. She won't say she's sorry for getting Harry's broom taken away, either. I'm not even going to dignify this one with a response, Ron. But you just did!
14. She drives me mental sometimes. ...Does that even count?
15. Because I'm...bloody hell. I think I'm...Harry, leave the room for a moment. No. Out with it! Erm...I think I'm in love with Hermione! Harry? HARRY? Oh, Merlin, he's fainted! No, Ron, I haven't. WHOHO! FINALLY! What the bloody hell is that for? It's for breakfast, now shut it, I'm busy celebrating.
XD That was fun. Alas, but next chapter shall be the last. Have fun!
-Miriflowers
