AN: AHHH I've been sooo busy lately. XP That's why I do not update so much…

Disclaimer: I still don't own FMA…but if I owned the manga, Fu wouldn't have died and if I owned the anime the homunculi would have become humans (except Pride…) Oh and I don't own "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga either.

Rebecca: I've fooled you ALL! All along, I have been a Drachman spy! Hahaha, Amestris, you're going to become one with Mother Drachma!

Ed: Hey, Envy, you know what, could you put in a good word for me to Father? Because I think being a homunculus would be the coolest thing, like, EVER.

Ran Fan (singing): I don't remember but it's all right, all right, just dance! Gonna be okay!

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(anime) Sloth: No, Dante! I'm going to run away from here and take the one-way bus to Hollywood and become the biggest, greatest star they've all seen! I'll show you!

Father: I'm so jealous of Lust, why does she get to work black so well and I don't!

Trisha: I'm not actually dead. My alter ego is Scar.

Scar's brother: Alchemy is a boring lame pastime for weird people who have no life!

Gluttony: I'm just so awesome. Everyone is after me because they're just so jealous of me, and that's not my fault. Holla!

Roy: I have found my calling! I'm going to become an Ishbalan priest!

Fuery: Proletariats, join me in my quest to bring down the capitalist oppressor, Bradley!

Martel: Snakes are just gnarly. All those scales and creepy stuff!

Winry: I'm going to become a State Alchemist and take over the world, unleashing my boiling flames of revenge upon the military.

(these three are courtesy of Nimrochan, thank you! And if you're reading this, go read Nimrochan's funny fic, Fullmetal Lol.)

Lin: I'm full.

Heinkel: CATNIP! *orgasm*

Scar: (to Kimblee, after he blows stuff up) are you gonna clean up this mess or what?