AN: AHHH I've been sooo busy lately. XP That's why I do not update so much…
Disclaimer: I still don't own FMA…but if I owned the manga, Fu wouldn't have died and if I owned the anime the homunculi would have become humans (except Pride…) Oh and I don't own "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga either.
Rebecca: I've fooled you ALL! All along, I have been a Drachman spy! Hahaha, Amestris, you're going to become one with Mother Drachma!
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Ed: Hey, Envy, you know what, could you put in a good word for me to Father? Because I think being a homunculus would be the coolest thing, like, EVER.
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Ran Fan (singing): I don't remember but it's all right, all right, just dance! Gonna be okay!
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(anime) Sloth: No, Dante! I'm going to run away from here and take the one-way bus to Hollywood and become the biggest, greatest star they've all seen! I'll show you!
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Father: I'm so jealous of Lust, why does she get to work black so well and I don't!
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Trisha: I'm not actually dead. My alter ego is Scar.
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Scar's brother: Alchemy is a boring lame pastime for weird people who have no life!
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Gluttony: I'm just so awesome. Everyone is after me because they're just so jealous of me, and that's not my fault. Holla!
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Roy: I have found my calling! I'm going to become an Ishbalan priest!
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Fuery: Proletariats, join me in my quest to bring down the capitalist oppressor, Bradley!
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Martel: Snakes are just gnarly. All those scales and creepy stuff!
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Winry: I'm going to become a State Alchemist and take over the world, unleashing my boiling flames of revenge upon the military.
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(these three are courtesy of Nimrochan, thank you! And if you're reading this, go read Nimrochan's funny fic, Fullmetal Lol.)
Lin: I'm full. Heinkel: CATNIP! *orgasm* Scar: (to Kimblee, after he blows stuff up) are you gonna clean up this mess or what?
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