One of Those Cliche Chatroom Fics
::Frisbees Fly Fluidly For Fifty-Five Feet Fighting Frolicking Frisky Frogs::
iDoctor has signed on.
Lol_the_light has signed on.
Lol_the_light: hey howard :) gregor's looking for you btw.
iDoctor: i know. i'm avoiding him. he's been really... strange lately.
Lol_the_light: strange how?
;)SexyMan! has signed on.
;)SexyMan!: gregr hwrd iz luking 4 u!1! he seyz u wnt tlk 2 hm & u r ignrin hiz cllz. y rnt u tlkng 2 hm?
iDoctor: it's none of your business you two!1 stop trying to help!
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;)SexyMan!: do u tink thy hd a fite? tht wuld b bad!1!
Lol_the_light: probably. they haven't been getting along well.
;)SexyMan!: o no. i hop thy sty 2gher. thy r a gud cuple.
Lol_the_light: no they arent. you're the biggest idiot i've ever met!1!1111!
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GOD has signed on.
;)SexyMan!: im drvn evry 1 a wy 2dy! y iz tht?
GOD: They're horrified by the way you type. If you go now, and learn to type properly, everyone will come back online to welcome you.
;)SexyMan!: rlly? thtz awsm! ill b bck l8r!11!
GOD: Good. I'm glad you've finally seen the light.
;)SexyMan!: THXXXX!
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GOD: That was way too easy.
;)SexyMan! has signed on.
;)SexyMan!: tch me hw 2 typ gud?
GOD: ...
;)SexyMan: plllllzzz! il nvr ask u 2 do smting 4 me evr agen11! plllllzzzzzzz! or il stlk u 4 te rst of ur lfe! plllllzzzzz!1!
GOD: Alright, alright, enough already! Get here in twenty minutes. If you're late, the deal is OFF, got it!
;)SexyMan!: YAY. b thr!
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iDoctor has signed on.
iDoctor: good he's gone! i'll go get luxa...
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noOne! has signed on.
Dulcet:) has signed on.
WAR-E-UR: i know im not smrt, but i think thats dulcet...
noOne!: Wow, Gregor. That was amazing. I would have never been able to guess that!
WAR-E-UR: relly?
noOne!: Of course not. I was kidding.
Dulcet:): i am not really good at typing so im sorry if it takes me awhile to type yes its dulcet hi :)
iDoctor has signed on.
Lol_the_light has signed on.
Lol_the_light: so are you going to tell me why your avoiding gregor?
iDoctor: he's been really moody lately. i think he might be pregnant. i mean, it could happen!
noOne!: For a doctor, brother, you're incredibly stupid.
WAR-E-UR: stellovets right. i cant get pregnat, im a guy. dont they teach u these thingz? im just pizzed u 4got our 1 yr aniversery. idiot.
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noOne!: Well. I guess I'll be taking my leave now. Things have become very awkward all of a sudden, and I don't really want to be caught up in it. If Henry logs on, tell him I'm at home. ;)
Lol_the_light: ...
iDoctor: ...
noOne!: What? It's not what it sounds like.
Lol_the_light: ...
iDoctor: ...
noOne!: ...whatever. Talk to you two later!
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iDoctor:...
Lol_the_light: ...
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GOD has signed on.
Dulcet:): hello you two if youre looking for anyone im the only one here sorry ):
GOD: Don't worry about it. We're just here to test Henry's new typing skills. Now, type what I told you to.
;)SexyMan!: Frisbees fly fluidly for fifty-five feet fighting frolicking frisky frogs.
GOD: Much better. I hope you can keep it up.
;)SexyMan!: I think I can try.
Dulcet:): oh by the way henry stellovet said she's at home she wanted me to tell you.
;)SexyMan!: srsly! srry bt im dn w/ths lssn!1! thx 4 tching meee!11
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TEHBANEZ has signed on.
YouNeed2Die has signed on.
ScentSeer68 has signed on.
therealking has signed on.
TEHBANEZ: I WILL MAKE THE POPCORN AND THE MICEZ :D
YouNeed2Die: King Gorger.
therealking: Twirltongue, what a lovely surprise. What exactly do you want?
YouNeed2Die: You know what I want, your highness, but you're too incompetent to deliver it properly. Your kingdom lacks representation, you know. Taking me as your mate would be most beneficial, both to you and to myself. You would have proper heirs, well-bred and willing to do as you please. And I would convince those who have turned against you to rethink their ways. They would realize that you are a good leader, and that we need you to guide us.
therealking: It's a possibility, one that I shall have to think over. You should come by and we'll discuss it.
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ScentSeer68: i hate politics.
TEHBANEZ: DO POLITICS TASTE GOOD?
ScentSeer68: they taste like the caps lock key. speaking of which, why is yours on?
TEHBANEZ: I ATE IT.
ScentSeer68: of course you did.
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GOD: Sigh. And now there is no one left to have a proper conversation with, I suppose.
TEHBANEZ: AWWW BUT YOU HAVE ME! :D
GOD: My point exactly. There's no one to have a conversation with.
TEHBANEZ: WELL FINE IF THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE. I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY. IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING TO DO NOW THAT TWIRLTONGUE'S EATING POLITICS WITH THEREALKING D:
GOD: ...sometimes I worry about you. You must have received a lot of head trauma.
TEHBANEZ: NO ONE TALKS ABOUT NORMAL FOOD ANYMORE ): WHAT IS TRAUMA? IS IT A KIND OF FISH?
GOD: Wow. I was right. There IS something seriously wrong with you.
TEHBANEZ: THERE IS NOT. I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL.
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noOne! has signed on.
Lol_the_light has signed on.
GOD: This is going to sound strange, but... it IS impossible to eat politics, right?
noOne!: What kind of conversation did we miss? We've only been gone for twenty minutes.
Lol_the_light: something very traumatizing must have happened to him. you need to get your head checked GOD.
GOD: That sounds like a brilliant idea right about now. Thanks for the advice.
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noOne!: Anyway. Do you think Howard and Gregor worked out their differences?
Lol_the_light: i hope so. they go well together. kind of like peanut butter and jelly.
noOne!: ...
Lol_the_light: well... i'll be going now.
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noOne!: That was very anti-climatic...
Note: FFN screwed up a couple things. Originally, Stellovet's username had three exclamation points, now it has one. In fact, all of the excessive exclamation points in the story have been downsized to one. It's kind of sad. D: Also, the underlines were all deleted, but I'm too lazy to go back and re add them. Erm, this chapter was a bit choppy, I apologize. Heh. Was just a little preoccupied as I wrote it. And the ending is horrible, but this is humour, so... lol.
