Chapter 4: Night Out.

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"Yo."

"LAW! Hey it's been ages since I last heard from you!"

"Bah. Shut the crap. You free tonight?"

"SURE!"

"Okay. Then come to Grove 13. The Rip-Off Bar. I guess you should know where it is." (Sorry. I'm lazy to think of any other bars..)

"You bet!"

The Den Den Mushi hung off.

"You heard that? We're going to a party tonight!"

"But Law doesn't really said that it's a party, Luffy.."

"Who cares? As long as there's meat, that's a PARTY!" Luffy shouted at the top of her voice, jumping happily.

"Then we shall find you some nice clothes.." Nami said and began searching for the nicest shirt for Luffy to wear to the pub.

"Maybe something pretty, but not too revealing.. We don't want any perverts.." Nami said, and ransacked her cupboard. "Help me, Robin."

"Sure."

"Whoo hooo~~~!" Luffy jumped around happily as the girls searched for her 'perfect outfit'.


Meanwhile..

*ring~*

"What?"

"Hey, sweetheart."

*hang up*

"That's not very polite, captain..." Killer commented.

"No mercy needed when you're going face to face with that idiotic surgeon."

"Oh.. I see.. I'm the idiotic surgeon, eh?"

"...! What in the world...?"

"Your window is wide open, Eustass."

"Whatever. Who gave you the damned permission to enter my room?"

"Myself." Law said and get closer to Kidd. "Oh by the way, you free tonight?"

"What are you trying to ask?"

"Cuz I'm asking you for a night out, whaddya think?"

"If it involves any perverted ideas in your mind, I'll rip you balls."

"Deal. Meet me at Grove 13."

With that, Law left Kidd's room using the window, leaving the red-haired captain and her first mate.

"Hmm... What should I wear tonight, Killer?"

"You okay, captain?"

"Nah, just kidding.. You coming along?"

"... But it seems like captain Trafalgar is asking captain on a date.."

"NO WAY IN HELL! YOU'RE COMING, KILLER!"


When night falls, the captain of the Mugiwara pirates reached Rip-Off bar, with her first mate, Roronoa Zoro accompanying her.

"Look, Zoro! We're back!" Luffy shouted, as she stepped into the bar, with Zoro tailing her.

"Whoa. There are a lot of people here today!" Luffy exclaimed as she looked at the crowd.

"Let's look for Law first." Zoro suggested and searched for Trafalgar. Due to the crowd, Zoro can't really see anything resembling a white hat.

Suddenly, a crash came from the crowd.

"I'M NOT A WHORE, GOD DAMMIT!"

"Calm down, captain.."

"DON'T EVEN TRY TO THINK ABOUT HOOKING ME UP, BASTARD!"

"There's a commotion going on, Zoro! Let's go look." Luffy dragged Zoro towards the growing crowd, to see a red-haired girl pinning an over-grown man on the ground.

"YOU'D BETTER SHUT YOUR SORRY ASS UP OR ELSE...!" The girl raised a wine bottle, attempting to smash it over the man's head.

"O...kay! I'm sorry!" The man apologized and left the bar.

"HEY! You haven't paid anything YET!" Shakky dragged the man back and gave him a good beating. The crowd slowly dispersed.

"Whoa. You're SUPER COOL!" Luffy's eyes shone on the girl. The girl looked back at her.

"Kidd!"

"Yo, straw hat."

"What happened just now?"

"That fat guy tried to ask me out on a freaking date. Bastard." Kidd patted away the imaginary dust on her thighs.

"Yo~ Kiddo-chan! You look absolutely cute today~!" Law appeared from nowhere and glomped Kidd from behind.

"Is this going to be a regular thing with you?"

"Yes, darling~ Hi, Luffy."

"YOSH! Can we eat MEAT now?"

"Suppose we could manage that." Law said and leads them to the bartender.

"Prepare something on your menu with meat for my friends."

"Right up."

Kidd sworn she saw hearts in that bartender's eyes.

Zoro ordered 3 bottles of booze, while Luffy stared at him.

"What's that tastes like, Zoro?"

"Refreshing. Here, have some." Zoro gave Luffy one of the bottles of booze. Luffy wolfed down the contents in a gulp.

"Aah~ That's really refreshing~" Luffy's face was flushed red in split seconds.

"Whoa, Luffy. You okay?" Kidd asked, patting Luffy's back.

"Sure~ *hic*" Luffy slurred and fall face down on the table.

"Great."

The bartender returns with several plates of meat.

"FINALLY! Itadakimasu!" Luffy woke up from her drunk state, and quickly helped herself to the dishes.

Whoa.. The power of food... is really incredible..


"Aah~ I'm full!" Luffy sighed contently after finishing her 20th plate of meat.

"How could you eat so much?" Kidd asked, munching on a piece of cracker.

"I don't know.." Luffy laughed.

"Fine." Kidd sighed before ordering another cup of wine.

"You know, pretty, girls don't drink that much wine either." Law said and leaned closer to Kidd.

"Shut up. I do what I want." Kidd said and reached her hand out to the wine. Law took it away in the blink of an eye.

"You'd better return it, Trafalgar." Kidd glared daggers to the man beside her.

"Then kiss me."

Killer stopped his torturing to the ant in front of him.

"Don't screw with me."

"So.. yes or no?"

Kidd looked at the seductive face in front of her.

"You win, asshole." Kidd pulled Law's chin forward and locked lips with him. The doctor tried to slip a tongue into Kidd but her glaring daggers are back, so Law retreated and returned her the wine.

"Go on. Enjoy." Law smirked. Kidd stared at the wine, before getting up and went towards the ladies restroom.

"Ahh... Captain's flower of love.." Killer mumbled and returned back to torture the poor ant.

"Did you say something, Killer?"

"Nope."


In the restroom.. Kidd glared into her own self in the mirror.

What the hell are you thinking, Eustass Kidd? You are a man! Not a freaking woman! Thanks to that Devil Fruit, I have boobs now. GREAT.

Kidd looked at the reflection in the mirror once again.

Actually this isn't that bad either.. At least Law noticed me...

Kidd mentally slapped herself on that thought.

When she returned her gaze back onto that mirror, she saw three huge guys behind her. The middle one hit Kidd on the back of her head with a bat, knocking her unconscious.

"Drag her away."


"Hey... Where's Kidd?" Luffy asked.

Killer pointed to the restroom.

"I'll go look for her!" Luffy went towards the restroom, to find the two huge guys dragging Kidd towards the depth of the bar.

"HEY! What are you doing?" Luffy shouted and charged forward, attempting to save Kidd. The guy who knocked Luffy unconscious earlier hit Luffy in the head from the front, causing her to bleed, and go unconscious.

He stuffed a drug-filled handkerchief into Luffy's mouth and left the bar using the back door with Kidd and his underlings.


"Hey, Trafalgar."

"Yes, I know. They're not back yet." Law stirred Kidd's wine, and his Den Den Mushi rang. He took out the communication snail and hit the button to answer.

"Hey, ass. Where you been?" Law started rudely.

"Wha...? Hey, freak! We've got your girl." Law signaled for Zoro to come closer and listen. "Two of them. One is a really neat brunette, and another.."

A loud smack can be heard.

"HEY! Trafalgar! You hear me?" Kidd's sound came through the Den Den Mushi.

"Yes. What happened?"

"We're kidnapped. Luffy is unconscious."

A series of beating sounds can be heard.

"Hey. Freak. Heard that? WE kidnapped your girls."

"You need money or something?"

"Obviously. A grand total of 615 million Beris."

A faint shouting can be heard at the background.

"Don't come, Law! They don't plan to take only the money! They want to.."

"Kidd! Oi!"

"Meet us at Grove 0."

"Grove 0?"

"Yes. Go ask some freaking directions."

With that, the kidnapper hung off.

"What should we do now?"

"Simple. We play with their rules."


Back to Kidd and the kidnappers..

"HEY! Can't you just shut up?"

"NO FREAKING WAY!"

"Argh.. Boss. This girl's noisy. Can we sell her already?"

"I TOLD YOU, THERE'S NO FREAKING WAY YOU'LL SELL ME!"

"Oh yes we can, missy." The man slapped Kidd hard in her face.

"Men! We'll be moving a bit fast today. Take them to Grove 0 and sell them. Now."


Phew... This chapter's a bit long.. in my opinion..

Anyways, I updated. :)

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