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I Love To Hate You

Chapter Four: Escapades & Hair Loss

Edward's POV

I smirked then pulled her into the house. I do believe that my night was just about to get so much better.

I shut the door and turned to Bella. She had an evil glint to her eyes. I walked towards her and put my hand on her waist. With no rejections I leant in and kissed her. Granted I didn't want to dive straight into things so I kissed her softly, just to see if she was repulsed. Thankfully she wasn't, therefore I increased the pressure and pace.

Bella tugged on my shirt whilst walking backwards and we slowly made our way up the stairs. If I was not careful this could lead to something that I don't know if I really want to do. I know I sound like an idiot but it was true. Hell, I should just get this out in the open, I was a virgin and I didn't want my first time to be some random, sleazy one night stand. No, that was not going to happen here.

We edged into my room, my lips never leaving hers. She slowly moved her hands from my hair and started to undo the buttons on my shirt. After they were all undone my shirt made its way to the floor. Eventually to follow was her top, skirt, and my jeans. Basically that left her in her underwear and me in my boxers. Thank god I had chosen plain black ones to wear, I would have hated for her to see the bright pink boxers I had in my drawer. I definitely needed to throw them out.

I was pushed backwards onto the bed, Bella coming to straddle me. Okay now would be a great time to control yourself Edward. Do not get too excited, that's the last thing we need right now. Right let's just calm ourselves.

Bella's hair was brushing against either side of my cheeks as she kissed me. "What's that smell? It's like strawberries?" I asked.

"Yeah I use strawberry shampoo." She then leant back in and kissed me again. She was certainly good at that.

Bella pulled back again, giving us both time to catch our breath then edged herself further down my thighs and pulled the waist band of my boxers down revealing the freshly waxed skin. Luckily she hadn't pulled it any lower or I would have been fully exposed. She giggled then looked at me.

"Well didn't I do a good job of waxing here?" she said, running her finger across the skin. Jesus she was making this hard. No wrong word. She was making this difficult, definitely not hard. That would be the worst thing right now, I thought. I groaned in response and thrust my head back into the pillow. She giggled again. "Why's the skin bright pink?"

"Because you pulled the wax strip off the wrong way. It damaged the skin."

"Oops. Sorry."

"It's okay, I guess." She moved her hands to continue pulling my boxers down. I needed to stop us before it got too far and I wouldn't be able to stop. I turned us over quickly so Bella was under me, which she didn't seem to mind much as she moaned when I began to kiss her again.

What happened next was, I guess, a good thing but it hurt like bloody hell. The phone rang on the bedside table and Bella got such a fright that she shoved me off of her which sent me off the bed. Unfortunately I hit my head on the way down to the floor and earned myself a cracking bruise.

"Aghh! Shit," I groaned from the floor, wrapping my hands over my head.

"Oh my god, Edward I'm so sorry!" Bella hollered from the bed. She leant over it to look at me on the floor. I whimpered in response still clutching my head. Well that was one way to kill the mood.

Bella stood up, put on my shirt from the floor and raced out the room. I could hear her run down the stairs then rummage around in the kitchen. About a minute later she came running back into my room and sat me up on the bed.

"Here this should help." She pulled away my hands then placed the ice onto the bruised area. "I'm so sorry Edward. I honestly didn't mean to shove you that hard."

"I know...It's alright." I sat there staring at her. She looked good in my shirt; she should wear it more often.

"It's just rotten luck that we didn't get to use the handcuffs," she said smiling at me.

"Yeah." That sounded a bit slurred, why?

"Edward are you okay?" she asked slightly wide eyed and concerned.

"Yeah...I'm great...just super," I chimed back.

"No your definitely not. I think you might have damaged your head from that fall. Why don't you lie down on the bed, just here and I'll make sure your okay."

"You sure?" My voice was a bit high there, weird.

"Yeah." She nodded then pushed me on to my back. I don't remember much after that. For all I know, she could have stayed with me or she could have left.

The next morning I woke up with a splitting headache. I checked in the mirror and saw that I had a very noticeable bruise on the right side of my forehead. Super.

Bella's POV

I don't know what came over me last night; it was like I lost all my inhibitions and just became crazy. I guess you would have to be crazy to proposition Edward Cullen like that. My god he was never going to let this go. His ego was probably overflowing. Well maybe not completely since that bruise on the side of his face surely wouldn't earn him any points.

That was one night I was certainly not about to forget. It was actually rather fun, Edward was a lot of fun when he lost his self control. I was a bit bummed that I had to go ruin things and throw him off the bed though. Things could have been really good; they definitely would have been if the rumours about Edward were true.

Thank god it was Saturday and I didn't have to see him today. It was just my bloody luck when the door went, and guess who it was? That's right, the one and only Edward Cullen, supporting a very fashionable bruise on his forehead.

"What do you want?" He chuckled then sauntered into my house. "Edward I'm serious, what do you want?"

"I wanted to continue where we left off last night." He leant towards me making me inhale the full effect of his aftershave. He needed to wear this more often. I wasn't sure if I felt light headed because it could be strong or the fact Edward was leaning that close to me and looking that irresistible. Okay, let's focus.

"No Edward you weren't really up to par so I'm not sure if I'll really benefit from another round with you." He scoffed at me.

"What do you mean I wasn't up to par?" I laughed and walked into the living room. Edward followed, waiting for my answer.

"Well basically you couldn't get it up so I don't think I'll be fully satisfied when I sleep with you." He gaped at me.

"What are you talking about? I can get it up I just wasn't trying."

"Why you scared?" I chuckled then turned on the TV. Edward walked up and turned it off.

"No I'm not scared...it's just...oh never mind. So basically you're saying that there is nothing between us." I nodded.

"Yep, absolutely nothing." He looked away then stormed out. I think I might have upset him there. Like it mattered, he'd bounce back, he always does.

Edward's POV

Okay she might hate me if this goes right but hopefully it won't.

I made my way quickly up her stairs. This was rather spiteful but I wasn't bothered. After the waxing session, the bruise from last night, and her crude remarks just a second ago I think it was time for some pay back.

I entered the bathroom at the top of the hall positive it was the one Bella uses seeing as its right next to her bedroom. In the cupboard I found exactly what I was looking for: Hair Removal Cream. Glanced in the shower I picked up the strawberry flavoured shampoo. From last night's experience I know for a fact this was what she uses to make her beautiful brown locks smell so good.

Taking the cap off the bottle I poured majority of the shampoo down the drain. Next I took the hair removal cream and squirted it into the shampoo bottle. The instructions on the back of the bottle fitted exactly what I needed to make this work: Apply shampoo to dry hair, leave in for 3 minutes, and then rinse thoroughly with warm water.

It would be perfect. Granted I was hitting below the belt as I knew how much Bella loved her hair. Anyway, it wouldn't remove all the hair, only some. This was payback for Emmett, Jasper and me. She took our hair so I was going to take hers. Maybe I was being a little immature but who cares, I'm young so I'm allowed to be immature.

I finished, putting the shampoo bottle back into the shower and threw away the hair removal cream tube. Bella was still in the living room watching TV when I descended the stairs. Luckily Charles was out with Masen so there was no chance of me getting caught. I walked quietly through the hall then exited out the front door. In order to get away without her realising I'd have to start my car quietly.

It roared to life which was pretty crap but I drove so fast away from her house if she was to look she shouldn't be able to tell it was my car. I was safe now.

Bella's POV

"Charles I'm going in the shower," I hollered through the house. He had arrived back about twenty minutes ago with Masen from doing God only know what.

"No, you can't. I need in first, we're leaving in about ten minutes so let me shower before you," Charles demanded whilst pushing past me and entering the bathroom. The shower started up, telling me I wasn't getting in anytime soon, so I sat on the stairs overlooking the hall.

Masen came by a few minutes later and sat down beside me.

"So you and my brother, huh? Never saw that one coming," he said, smirking at me. He always did think there was something between Edward and me. I always thought it was between Edward and Alice but apparently I was wrong about that.

"No there is nothing between Edward and me; actually we're not even friends," I told him curtly. He scoffed then smiled at me.

"Sure sure. Well maybe you think there is nothing between the two of you but I would check with Edward 'cause he seems to think there is."

"No he doesn't." He laughed.

"Yeah he does. God princess, are you blind? Of course he thinks there is something between both of you, what with the booty call you made last night." I sat up quickly and turned to him suddenly.

"What? He told you about that?" I asked in disbelief. Masen burst out laughing then turned to me.

"Actually no, I took a guess but it turned out to be true. I heard him mumbling this morning about how he got that bruise on his face; he said your name and something that involved handcuffs. I didn't know you had it in you princess. Hey, if your ever looking for a good time come find me, I'm a sure thing. Edward's a bit inexperienced if you know what I mean." He flashed his eyebrows up at me then smirked.

"What, Edward's a virgin?" I asked smiling slightly. That just makes him too cute. Hell, he's all talk but apparently no action.

"Oh yeah! Edward is a complete virgin. He's had loads of girls fall at his feet but he takes the moral ground and refuses to sleep with them until it means something. God what an idiot, hell who would turn you down, he's got to be crazy."

"Well I would never have thou..." I was cut off suddenly by yelling and swearing from the bathroom behind.

Charles came racing out in a towel with a chunk of his hair in his hands.

"What the hell? My hair is falling out! Christ!"Masen burst out laughing when he saw Charles and collapsed on the stairs. "Bella why did you do this to me? What the hell did I do to you? Hell, I kept your secret about you fancying Edward and I kept the fact that it was actually you who blew the credit card last month, do you know how much shit I got in for that?" No he did not just say that thing about Edward in front of Masen.

Masen had stopped laughing and was grinning wildly at me. I knew it was coming.

"You fancied my brother! My god Bella I would never have guessed. I take it no one knows about that?" Charles cut in.

"No, wait, that's not the issue at hand. My hair is falling out! Look at me, half of it is not there. There are chunks missing and I have a small bald patch. How am I to get screwed looking like this?"

"Sorry Charles but I don't think that should be your main worry. What shampoo did you use?"

"The strawberry one." Masen started laughing again. "Hey! The girls like the smell of it. I score better that way." Oh please!

"Did I ever tell you that you're a man-whore?" Charles smiled.

"And proud of it." He winked at me then raced back into the bathroom.

A few seconds later the electric shaver went off. Charles exited the bathroom a several minutes after with a buzz cut. Oh he looked dreadful. Masen burst out laughing again then clapped my brother on the back. They walked back off to Charles's room, leaving me in the hall rather stunned.

I entered the bathroom to take my shower. The place was a mess. There was a lot of hair lying around the shower floor and the strawberry shampoo was lying open against the unit. I picked it up and squirted some onto my hand. It certainly didn't smell like strawberries. Glancing round the bathroom I began looking for any hint to what it could be. That's when I saw it, the hair removal cream tube in the bin.

I walked back to my room and sat down at my laptop. There was no point taking a shower now, not until Charles cleaned the bathroom. I logged in to instant messenger and saw Edward online, figuring I may as well speak to him.

Bella: Hey, you left abruptly. You didn't even get to hear my counter offer.

Edward: Well you clearly weren't interested so I thought I would bail. But I'm willing to hear it. On another note how's your hair?

That son of a bitch! It was him. Oh I was going to kick his ass. Better yet I would have my fun with him. Let's get Edward flustered, see where he turns to.

Bella: My hair's fine actually, beautiful as always. Anyway I'm going to have the house to myself tonight so why don't you come round. We'll have a lot of fun, I promise. They'll be whipped cream, handcuffs and maybe if you're lucky I'll throw in a sexy outfit for you. Interested?

There was a long pause before Edward finally responded.

Edward: What time do I come over at?

Bella: 9pm. Cya xxxxx

I logged off and raced out to my car. I guess I should be prepared for tonight. In other words, I needed to buy whipped cream, sexy lingerie, condoms (just to scare him, I really doubt he'll be willing to jump in the sack with me) and just for effect; lubricant. Oh that would kill him. This was surely going to be one of the best nights of my life.