Ask the Princesses!
Samusaran101: QUICK NOTE TO JEANETTE VIOLET: Sure thing, Rosey can be in the fic! There we go! Thank you SO MUCH to all who reviewed so far! VIRTUAL BACON TO YOU ALL! Also, thanks to the wonderful Candygirl4226 for letting Mystery in this story! You rock! Now… LET'S BEGIN!
Goombella: That was perhaps the lamest beginning sentence… in existence.
Samusaran101: It was not!
Dimentio56: Uh… yeah, it was.
Samusaran101: Was not!
Rosey: Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure it was.
Samusaran101: It was no—
Pauline: CUT THE CRAP WOMAN! IT WAS A DISGRACE TO HUMAN LIFE!
Samusaran101: (sniffs) Humph…
Peach: Dimentio56, sweetie! Come here for your questions!
Rosalina: He did the smart thing.
Goombella: Which is…
Rosalina: Hiding from you three.
Daisy: I'll get him.
Dimentio56: OKAY OKAY I'M HERE! (sighs) I tried, I really tried…
Rosalina: I'm sorry…
Pauline: READ IT!
Dimentio56: …fine.
Eheheh thanks for saving me back there Rosey-erm I mean Rosalina… on to the questions…
Rosalina: since peach and the others are probaly fighting...can I get that visit and tour of your world? and..if you want… I can fix the eye...with magic...
to Peach: why dont you get some REAL guards? besides neither pauline or you are the best one...in my opinion...rosalina seems to be the best...
to Daisy: how much apple pie can you eat?
to Goombella: who do you like?
-dimentio charming magician96
Rosey: Wha?
Rosalina: I think he meant me.
Rosey: (scowls) Since when is YOUR name Rosey?
Goombella: You AGAIN?
Peach: Goombella! Don't be rude! (smacks)
Goombella: HEY! (tackles Peach)
Daisy: … I CANNOT RESIST THE FIGHT! (jumps in)
Rosalina: You have guessed right, dear friend… ah, of course. The tour. (snaps fingers and a giant space ship appears) Let me know what time and we shall be on our way into another world…
Rosey: There's ANOTHER world? One world in huge enough!
Rosalina: It was where I grew up. Outer space. A place of wonder…
Rosey: …whatever.
Rosalina: My eye isn't abnormal.
Goombella: (pokes head up) Yes, it is. It's frickin' BLACK!
Rosalina: (groans) It's just very dilated.
Rosey: OOH! Can we see it?
Rosalina: No.
Rosey: (lifted Rosalina's bang up) WHOA! That is one dilated pupil!
Rosalina: What the—! What in Luma's name are you doing?
Rosey: (innocent look) Nothing.
Rosalina: I shall kindly decline the offer. I've tried fixing it with my own magic, but to no avail. But thank you very much for asking.
Peach: (smoothes dress) My turn! Are you implying my Toads aren't faithful? Why you—
Goombella: Peach, girl. Chill.
Pauline: Yeah… (smirk)
Peach: Why is she still here?
Rosalina: She's been accepted to the show.
Peach: WHAT?!
Mystery: (comes swinging out of nowhere like Tarzan) YA!
Goombella: O_O Say what?
Mystery: (brushes off self) Okay… I'm here!
Dimentio56: Congratulations.
Mystery: (scowls)
Daisy: ME! Ha! How much apple pie can I eat? You insult me! I could all of the pie in the world!
Goombella: Fat chance…
Daisy: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Goombella: Nothing, nothing… who do I like? Uh… no one.
Pauline: Suuuuuuuure.
Goombella: (eye twitch) I'll… read… this.
Goombella: you are my favorite paper Mario Party member! My BFFs say your lame but I say you're the best!
Peach: do you remember anything when you were possessed by the shadow queen?
Daisy: what's your favorite sport?
Rosalina: I HATE you x Waliugi! How do you feel about people pairing you two up?
-Jeanette Violet
Goombella: Heh… I am pretty cool, aren't I?
Peach: Yeah, you wish… wait, I was WHAT?!
Daisy: Uh… long story, Peachy… SOCCER UP THE KAZOO WOMAN!
Dimentio56: I'll… pretend that's normal, then?
Rosalina: Waluigi? The pervert? Well… I cannot blame you there. I do not like him. At all.
Pauline: HOW COME I'M NOT GETTING QUESTIONS?! I WANNA READ!
Alright here we go!:D Peach: Do you have any hobbies? If so, what? And when did you and Pauline become rivals? What happened? Daisy: Hey Daisy! :D I just wanted to know, how do you like being in Mario Kart? How does it feel to be the second fastest character in the game? And how do you feel being Peach's cousin? Does she ever annoy you to the point of you strangling her? Rosalina: You are very beautiful and my favorite out of them all. :D and your eye problem, don't worry about it! I have one far-sighted eye and one near-sighted eye so you are not alone :3 here's a question: did you ever think of raising the Lumas on Earth so you could be with friends? That is all for you, girly:3 *hugs* Goombella: You seem like a really cool girl!:D So here is a question: what was the most coolest adventure you ever went on? Thanks!
-LSSJGurl
Peach: Well… I like shopping, applying makeup, shopping, applying makeup, brushing my hair, shopping, applying makeup, modeling, and shopping!
Daisy: What the… I won't ask.
Peach: Pauline and I were about sixteen when we met, and we both loved Mario, so we technically decided to hate each other. Besides, Mario loves me better anyway!
Pauline: No he doesn't!
Peach: Yes he does!
Pauline: No he doesn't!
Peach: Yes he does!
Pauline: NO HE DOESN'T!
Peach: YES HE DOES!
(Peach and Pauline start beating each other up)
Daisy: Jeez… some people!
Goombella: Look who's talking…
Daisy: (cracks knuckles)
Goombella: Shutting up now.
Daisy: There… Mario Kart is amazing! THE SECOND FASTEST?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Okay I'm over it now. Peach is REALLY annoying, but she's my friend and stuff. And yes, I actually tried to strangle—
Rosalina: Moving on… really? That's good to know. I mean… that I'm not the only one. Not that—
Goombella: We get it.
Rosalina: Raise Lumas on Earth? Well… Lumas breathe the air in outer space, so I'm afraid not.
Goombella: Thanks, yo. Coolest adventure? ANYTHING. WITHOUT. MARIO.
Peach and Pauline: HEY!
Dimentio56: Next…
Peach: How's Toad? And is it hard to tell the difference between all the Toads ad the original? Rosalina: You're my favorite princess out of them all!
Daisy: How's your relationship with Luigi? Is he cool as they say, or just a jerk?
Goombella: Is it true that you want to be an archeologist when you grow up? And if so, what do you want to build? -AlliTheSuperGenius004
Mystery: … I'm bored.
Rosey: Me too.
Daisy: DEAL WITH IT YOU IDIOTIC CHILDREN!
Mystery: Kay.
Rosey: Whatever…
Peach: Toad's good! And yes, it gets a WEE bit confusing! I have to remember Toad is the one with the red spots.
Daisy: He's cool! All those people who say he's a jerk are either jealous or Waluigi!
Waluigi: Hey-a!
Rosalina: Why, thank you. ^_^ When Mario came to the galaxies, I had never been happier in my entire life. It was wonderful. We were quite the—
Peach and Pauline: O_O
Rosalina: Ah… never mind. Being the princess of all of the cosmos is hard work, but it is also enjoyable.
Goombella: Yep, it's my dream.
Samusaran101: MY DREAM IS TO EITHER BE IN MINECRAFT OF MEET HARRY POTTER! ^_^
Mystery: Both of which will never happen.
Rosey: I couldn't have said it better myself.
Samusaran101: POOP!
Goombella: I would design EVERRYTHING! BWAHAHAHAHA! NEXT! HAHAHAHA!
Dimentio56: WAIT!
Peach: Yesss?
Dimentio56: I feel that something incredibly abnormal is going to happen right now…
Rosalina: Oh no… (takes out wand) Does that mean…
Dimentio56: Yes, Rosalina. They're here.
Samusaran101: Wha?
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: (crashes through the ceiling attached to a rocket with BKB) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BKB: HELL YEAH! MOVE YOUR ASSES SUCKERS!
(rocket explodes)
Peach: … my room…
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: (brushes self off) We're here! Sorry for being late! But better late than not at all, right?
Dimentio56: Wrong.
BKB: Dude. I will put on Justin B—
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (hides under sofa)
Dimentio56: LORD NO!
Rosalina: O_O What?
Daisy: (falls down) PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!
BKB: …fine.
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: DAMN! That was close!
Samusaran101: You're here! YAY! KANGA TIME!
Rosalina: Lumanii, please just ask your questions. For the love of Lumeros!
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: K!
Me wanna ask the princesses questions!
All: What are your thoughts on a vampire Luigi?
Peach: This pic is going to Mario, who BTW I have on speed dial! Anyways, have you ever hit Bowser on the head with your parasol as a way of escape? Once I hit a guy with my umbrella, and it worked for me!
Daisy: Has Mr. L ever tried to molest you? [He's so cute though, you've gotta forgive him!] for your other question, switch Mr. L with Luigi.
Rosalina: WHY U HATE MR.L?! WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU?!
Goombella: Wait...weren't you that bad mushroom I had at dinner last night?
Pauline: Ur an idiot, Mario deserves better! Anyways who ya with now that I'm dating Mario? [ plugs peach's ears. ]
Daisy: A vampire Luigi? SEXY!
Peach: That would be cute!
Goombella: Cool!
Pauline: CHIMPANZEE!
Dimentio56: You're all crazy.
Rosalina: Yep.
Peach: NOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T SEND IT!
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: Three… two… one…
Mario: PEACH?! WTF?!
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Peach: (grumpily) Oh well… Bowser's available.
Mario: O_O
Peach: Well… since I never bring my beloved parasol anywhere near him, nope.
Samusaran101: I hit a dude with my umbrella too! But then he called the cops so… I ran away! ^_^
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! (loads bazooka) Let's go kill some cops!
Samusaran101: (pulls out pistol) Yeah!
BKB: (puts JB video on) Baby, baby, baby, OH…
LumaniiDoesFanfiction and Samusaran101: (faints)
Rosalina: I see what you mean now.
Dimentio56: Shut. It. Off.
BKB: Fine.
Peach: I THINK HE AND ONE DIRECTION ARE HOT!
Daisy: (barfs in cookie jar)
Peach: … my cookies…
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: Ugh…
Samusaran101: What happened?
BKB: IT WAS DIMENTIO56! (runs away)
Daisy: Sure… Luigi, no, Mr. L, yes. But he was too cute to stay mad at! ^_^
Rosalina: The evil man tried to steal my—
Daisy: You mean… virgin—
Rosalina: Please don't finish that sentence. And no, he tried to steal my Lumas to have them work as slaves!
Goombella: WOW! I really don't care. (reads question) What the… NO! I AM NOT DINNER!
Pauline: FINALLY! A QUESTION FOR ME! (reads) O_O
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: Um… hehe…
Pauline: You took Mario from me.
Peach: Excuse me?
Dimentio56: WELL! I guess that finishes this show for tonight—
Samusaran101: WAIT! THERE'S ONE MORE!
Dimentio56: OMG! I love you! You're so cute! You're adorable! OMG! I can't believe I actually get to talk to you? OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm your biggest fan, like, ever! OMG! OMG! Can we marry and have little jesters and jesteritas? OMG! THAT'S SO COOL! What do you want to name them? Huh? Jesto? Jessie? Jessica? GRAET! OMG! OMG! OMG! AWESOME! You're so sexy! OMG! I'm coming to your house right now! I know where you live! Want to play Super Princess Peach together? I see you have Super Mario Sunshine too! That's so incredibly awesome! OMG! OMG! OMG! Call of Duty is too violent, right? RIGHT? You agree with me? GRAET! You're so understanding! MineCraft sucks, right? OMG, WE'RE SO SIMALAR! Let's play horse! You can give me a ride! WHOO! You're the best, D-man! You rock! OMG! OMG! OMG! Maybe you can invite Rosalina over too! She probably won't like to though. But she will! We can kidnap her! That would be so cool! She could be a piñata! Right? COOL! You're so handsome! And smart! And I love your dress! Kay? Give me a call sometime soon! Or just come home! I'll be there! Okay, honeycakehuggybuggyloveymuffin? Great! I can't believe this! OMG! OMG! OMG! Sorry if this is too short; we'll have a full conversation tonight, okay? Awesome! You're so amazing! And you never disagree with ANYTHING I say! You're wonderful! Simply ASTOUNDING! See you soon, darling! Later, Jester-gator! Don't miss me too much! Bye!
-Dimentio56Fangirl
Dimentio56: O_O What in the world…
Samusaran101: MineCraft… sucks… together… in one sentence… (collapses)
Rosalina: Holy…
Rosey: Say it.
Rosalina: Holy…
Mystery: Say it!
Rosalina: (choking) H-holy…
Daisy: C'mon, girl! You've got this!
Rosalina: (sighs) Fine. Holy… crap! Who is that… thing?
Dimentio56: Alright. This person is… (clears throat painfully) even though I hate to say it… more annoying than Samusaran101 and LumaniiDoesFanfiction combined.
Samusaran101: (wakes up) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: We've got competition!
Daisy: WAIT! What if you add me?
Goombella: And me!
Peach: And me!
Pauline: And me!
Dimentio56: … never mind. I have to run! THAT FRAEK IS AFTER ME! AHHHH!
Rosalina: Poor jester…
*Note: Thanks for all the wonderful support you've been giving me! I really appreciate it! Especially those who have reviewed/PMed all of the chapters so far, such as LumaniiDoesFanfiction, dimentio charming magician96, AlliTheSuperGenius004, and Jeanette Violet! You guys rock! VIRTUAL BACON TO YOU ALL!
