Chapter 4. There goes the neighborhood...
Disclaimer: NO! I don't own Twilight! If I did Jake would have
A awesome girl like Emily! But *sigh* it belongs
to Stephenie Meyer... Why! Cruel World?! Why!
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We kissed again, more passionate and needy this time, and we didn't stop until we heard someone from behind us clear their throat.
Oh shit... It was Isa-Bitch in the flesh, and she looked like Dr. Bruce Banner did before he turned into the Hulk! Shit! She really knows how to ruin the moment, what a Bitch!
Then, that's when I thought I was going crazy, I remembered that my dad said that his sister married a Clearwater, wait Sue, Harry, Seth and... LEAH!
That's when I saw Leah giving Bella the 'Bitch glare' I read her thoughts confirming my suspicion, Leah was my cousin!
"Need any help 'Cuz?" Leah said
I nodded then at the same time we both said:
"Bitch, what do YOU want?!"
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Warning: More Swearing then usual and LOTS of Bella Bashing
XxEmily POVxX
Bella just glared at us, and ignored our question. I looked over at Jake, only to see that he was shaking! Was I worried? Yes. Was it for her? No. I was worried Jake would rip up those nice swim trunks! Was I going to stop him? Hell NA!
"Jacob why were you making out with HER?" The bit- I mean Bell- no who the hell am I kidding! the bitch said.
Jake remained silent, but I didn't need to read his thoughts to know that he did this so he wouldn't start raging and beat the bitchiness right out of her!
It was Leah who spoke next, 'This should be good!' I thought, when I saw her open her mouth to speak.
"Bitch, you need to lay off! We all know that you're just using Jacob here for his niceness, when Ed-Dick comes back you'll just crawl back to him like nothing ever happened!" Thank you Leah!
Leah kept on going. "You know, when I first heard about you I thought I should see things from your point of view. But, then I realized, I can't get my head that far up my ass!" Damn it... I wanted to use that come back...
I piped in "Yeah you're not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. You are such a piece of shit, Jacob is not your puppy, you can't just send him away and call him when you need him!" No puppy pun intended!
"Just, stop, you little bastard! I'm not the one fucking with people's minds, it's you! You just waltz right in thinking you can have whoever you want, well you can't have Jacob! He's to good for you, bitch!" Isa-Bitch shot back at me
"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind." I sent right back.
Jacob then started defending Leah and I "Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?"
The bitch just looked at him, with her mouth hanging like a foot away from the rest of her face.
"But Jakey, I..." she tried.
That did it for Jake the poor Swim-Trunks flew right off him. I read his thoughts, hearing that Sam was explaining to him, everything that we were, telling him the legends were real, and how to phase back. He phased back about ten seconds later, and sent me a look saying he imprinted on me too!
Bella just sat there with that same stick up her ass, staring at Jacob. And Leah shot me a look saying: 'You're telling me everything later.'
Wait, Isa-Bitch was staring at Jacob, because... Oh HELL NA! Bitch was starring at him because he was naked! That's it! Let me at her, Let me at her!
"What do you think you're looking at?" I said stepping right in front of Jake.
"Um... I, uh, I don't know?" Wow, she's smart too! Note the sarcasm!
That's exactly what I said too! "Wow, you're smart too!" Leah looked over at me and I could see that she was suppressing a laugh.
"Leah, can you get Jake some shorts?" I asked
"Sure, I'll be back in a second." She said, but then came over to me a whispered, "Can you handle her while I'm gone?"
I chuckled and nodded "Go." Was my simple reply.
XxLeah POVxX
Wow, I was sent to get shorts... Did Emily know I was her cousin? I mean what the hell is it with me and cousins named Emily? And most importantly why did Jacob turn into a giant dog, and then turn back? Maybe, I'm going crazy... But then again, the look on Isa-Bitch's face tells me she saw it too...
"Ugh where are your stupid shorts, Jacob?" I mumbled to myself.
After searching threw all of the cabinets, they were in the last one I looked in, Of coarse... I just grabbed a pair of black cut-offs and ran out of there.
In the distance I could hear Isa-Bitch yelling at Emily, and Jacob. Oh Shit.
I got down soon after that, only to see The Bitch PUNCH Emily in the face! That did it for me I felt Like I exploded!
XxEmily POVxX
The Bitch's fist made contact to my face, and when it did I heard a loud *Crack* Wow! The Bitch broke her bloody hand! Idiot, you can't punch a WereWolf anywhere, let alone the face! That's when the shit hit the fan. Soon after Leah saw that she exploded! Like, Really, exploded! She turned into a Wolf!
She was a smallish gray wolf, about the same size of me, maybe a little smaller. I phased on the spot, and so did Jacob, we needed to calm her down.
Leah: What the hell just happened? I saw Jacob turn into a wolf, Then I did, and now you?
Me: Don't worry Leah, calm down, okay.
Leah: How can I calm down? I'm a monster...
Jacob: Leah, don't you dare think that, for one second. We protect people and La Push. We are the good guys!
Me: Okay, listen Leah. All the legends that are told at the bonfires are real.
Leah: How?
Jacob: Okay guys, come on we don't have enough time for this, we need to phase back. Leah think happy thoughts, okay? Think human thoughts.
Leah: Okay. I get it now, please shut up.
Soon after that Leah phased. Jacob and I phased out after her, we knew that we would have to tell her the rest soon, but we can't do it here. Bells is mental enough as it is, she doesn't need to see giant wolves howl and bark at each other.
Jake and Leah went in front, but I stayed a second to talk to The Queen Bitch.
"Listen, you didn't see anything, it was just a dream, okay? And even if you did see some shit go down, know that this is your own fault, and also know that no one would EVER believe you." I said to her. She just nodded and looked at me open-mouthed.
I then walked off, and kissed Jacob, then hugged Leah. I was glad I had a cousin. How? I have no idea, but I'm still glad to have her.
(A.N) Ohhhh damn! There we go! Expect a nice big of drama and a crazy Bella as the aftermath of this encounter! Hope you enjoy! I'm on fire with updating this week! Whoo!
