AN: I do not own any part of the Naruto universe except the crazy ideas I may write about for your viewing pleasure.

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Naruto looked around for his next target after placing Shikamaru in such a precarious position. While looking about he spotted a particular pink-haired friend whom he was really keen to look on for awhile. After he was sure that he'd been watching Sakura for more than was necessary to be creepy, Naruto skipped along the rooftops with a flutter in his heart, looking for his next target.

Naruto looked around for a little over five minutes before he spotted it: the Hokage Monument. He had only once before dared to deface the faces of the previous leaders of Konoha. He had managed to escape with his life when the official punishment was death. There was a Kiri-nin some years ago who had tried to blow up the Fourth's head only to be pin-cushioned with most of ANBU's favorite kunai.

Not bothering to sneak up on the colossal monument, Naruto took out a paint ball gun and began shooting a sickly green color below the Second's nose. To the Third, Naruto drew the Icha Icha symbol with little rivulets of blood leaking from his nose. The Fourth was drawn as if in a golden halo of yellow fire while the First looked on in awe, or perhaps it was lust? Naruto's drawing ability was waning by this point.

Saving the best for last, Naruto drew a pile of sake bottles around Tsunade's part of the monument. Her cheeks were a deep rosy red, while her eyes were bleary and dull. He had even found the time to draw in her hair, which was sweaty and a little tangled around her head while the Third and Second were looking up from their own perversions to watch her.

Another good deed being done, Naruto wrote along the top: "Beware the price of power, for it foretells the doom of the soul. The greatest crutch is also the greatest flaw, but be that as it may, ninja are still human; just exaggeratedly flawed humans."

Having done his good deed and written a line from a cheesy manga he'd borrowed from Shikamaru's unconscious form, Naruto took to the rooftops once more and looked about for a new source of entertainment. He was quite willing to prank a few more ninja when he looked down into a window he was passing to see Kiba and Akamaru, still asleep from his story earlier, piled on top of one another. Naruto couldn't tell if they'd been playing or...worse, but he was going to thrust bleach in his eyes to get their naked forms out of his mind.

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AN: May 4th, 2011: Here is a newly posted chapter to TBS! Yes they are all sort of short but I never really had much in mind than to wash myself of the various pranks I imagined Naruto getting into. I hope you enjoy! Please review!