Ash sure was dizzy from all the blood he lost when Evil Misty snuck up on him and chopped his foot off. He had tried to tell Misty all about it because she was still insisting that they keep up their frantic trek through the forest into the dense unkown core, because of one of Misty's vauge implrications of a plan... But anyway; when Ash tried to slacken up his pace because he was so tired from hopping around on his one remaining foot while his ragged filthy ankle swayd about uselessly Misty sure was mad at him, and she told him all about it too, "You are so crazy Ash! I'm sick and tired of listening to your paranoid ramblings about 'Evil Misty chopped off my foot' this and 'my ragged stump of

an ankle hurts from all this hopping' that!" She said.

"But Evil Misty chopped my foot right off!" Ash protested, for the how so many'th time that afternoon, Misty cringed with rage, she was starting to believe that maybe Ash had chopped his own foot off himself, she had been gone when it had happened..and she sure hadn't seen any sight of Evil Misty, but it seemed like whevere AbS Catchthem went, Evil Misty and her trail of blood followed before...

Ash and Misty were in the woods and they came up to a stream, "there," Misty settled up near the bank against a slumped over pine, the tree was covered in ticks and the little thigns began to crawl all over her, her outfit left a lot of exposed skin. "Get you some of that water if your so tired from hopping around on your one remaining foot all day," she told Ash, in a sarcastic way, it seemd to him, but he couldn't know thatm abye he was or was not just being overly emotional because he had lost a limb the night before. "

"But I'm not thristy Misty!" Ash complain "I am tired from all this hoping on one leg because I'm used to walking all day into the heart of the forest on two legs, so I don't think a drink of stream water will really do anything for that..."

"What are you crazy?" Misty wanted to know "if you are so tired all the time then you dont need water at all, actually you should only ever drink water when you are wide awake never sleepy."

Misty has just given Ash a whole lot to think about so he keeps listening to her and asked how to not be so tired "you need to eat these mushrooms with the white spots on them," Misty answered him, pointing to the base of a nearby tree Ash had collapsed in exhaustion near to. Ash rolled over on the his side to get a better look at these mushrooms Misty kept talking about. They grew in a circle and the were all red with white spots, "which one do I eat to keep from being tired again?" Ash watned to know.

Thats why Misty answerd him saying " the red one. Eat six of-no-eat eight of them," she said...

Ash thinks he complied, Misty usually gave good advice, and when he didn't take her advice he always got smacked up against the head with something so he thinks he bro'd down them shrooms but that afternoon is all a blur to him after her reponse and until late evening when he came to with Misty, red faced, sweat streaming down her brows and staining her yellow now orange and slimy(with blood) blouse, a shrill raspy whisper the only thing left of her once intimidating roar, the result of at least 2 full hours of beration and screaming that Ash can't or wont recall... "...you just lie around all day bleeding out of hte ragged stump at the end of your left leg while I'm here trying to liberate you from your earth-ego, the inner typhon that shackles your higher aspects, and all you do is pass out and not listen to any of the important things i tell you then i find you doing drugs! i dont associate with losers and only losers do drugs and you are high on drugs because i saw you eat a bunch of those crazy mushrooms that fuck you up in a bad way and not even like fun or anything just fuck you up what the hell where you thinking! You weren't! You were just being crazy old Ash, doing my crazy crazy stupid things i do because i am insanse'' Thats you!" Misty pointed a finger at Ash, who was still unconcoius because of all the amanitas he had scarfed down, his last coheretn thought was 'these are brolicious', "that's what you sound like!" Misty continued, "with all your crazy ramblings and periods of comatose whatever your doing now with the missing foot and being unconcoius thing or whatever thats all about im starting to think the elites have gotten to you and that youre really a lizard sleeper agent... you better not be..." Misty checkted to see that Ash was stil asleep,

"because I think I love you..." She went in to kiss him, she checked his eyes to make sure he was into it.

Ash stared back at her mysteriously. His dull unconcious stare revealed not a lick of what he was thinking about or anything like to all that so Misty just didnt know, but she thought that just maybe. just maybe he was feeling it too...

He had been drooling for a while, but as Misty lifted him to her, his slack neck dangling his head back and sending the ropey tail of his mouth salivia dangling around his chin the drooling turned into a carnal salivation of lust, Misty leaned in to seal the deal with her lips when he came to suddenly and started coughign right in her face!

+++...+++hey guys it's e. b woodhouse here, tyring something new with the authors notes as you can see here, the main part of the story is in bold but i'm going to do all of my authors notes out of bold and without any capitol letters so that they are less intrusive to the story, anyway, thanks for reading so far and keep on trucking if you like what you have read so far...+++...

"How could you!" She rasped at him in her ruined voice, "why are you trying to spit on me! I cant believe i put my life aside and spend all this time to lead you all this way into the woods and you turn around and take all these drugs and cough and hack up phlegm into my face!" Misty started crying and slapped Ash a couple of times, then she ran into the woods!

Ash was really sacred then because without her to protect him and no way to run away with just the one foot left and disoriented as he was to boot there is no way he can fight off the maniac again! What will happen next? Will Misty ever reveal her true feelings for Ash? Will Ash become pokemon? Will Evil Misty chopped everybody up before that happens?" Find out